Harem God: Leveling Up Yanderes in the Apocalypse

Chapter ?89 The Dainty Death Squad

After awkwardly negotiating a harem participation proposal, Tricksie jumped out of Leon's arms and hopped from the floor into the air. Just as everyone was preparing to comment about how cute she was—

Poof! She turned into a human-sized, well-proportioned, slightly curvy, truly sex, and very, very naked Tricksie. "Tadah!"

Leon's member smashed against his pants as he looked at her modelesque body. He closed his eyes with a twitching eyebrow as his mind and hormones [clashed].

"Tricksie, you're on blue duty." He sighed.

Tricksie puffed out her cheeks in a pout. "Hey! Don't you want to at least look at my body?"

"Not if it's mangled in a flesh pile." Leon scoffed, "I refuse to get out of practice before the Sanctuary barrier disappears."

The bunny woman turned to her left and right as dozens of attack-blocking notifications popped into the corner of her eyes. Caitlyn and Lindy were on either side of her, half naked in half-zipped dresses, as they tried grabbing her hair and clawing her eyes out.

Tricksie may be destined for Leon's harem, but she wasn't unsusceptible to "accidents" before she signed in with a kiss.

"Tricksie, as your punishment for almost dying," Leon sighed, "you're to get your clothes from the mall's entrance."

"L-Like this?" Tricksie cried while looking down at her beautiful nude body.

"Is that a problem? It doesn't seem to bother you around the other dozen haremites in this store." He replied sarcastically.

The bunny woman looked around, and her face flushed bright red in embarrassment. The only thought on her mind was [only Leon matters] for the last fifteen minutes. Faced with the [Leon's not there] reality, her shamelessness caught up.

"And get my clothes too, bunny woman." Minx added dryly.

"No. Don't get Minx's clothing." Leon interjected.

Minx looked up to Leon's grinning face with the fluidity of a rusty cog.

"I'm going to find a dress for Minx to wear." He explained with a malicious grin, "She can shop in it until she finds a better alternative."

The cat woman looked at him in horror until her eyes glowed bright pink and began sparkling.

Leon saw them but didn't care. She would have taken the offer instead of walking around naked, so it didn't matter.

Both beast women pouted but accepted their fates.

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Pimp My Wasteland: Slumber Party Special has released a new video: Female Candidate tries seducing Harem City's Leon Traxler (@LeonTraxxx); meets just punishment instead.

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The haremites burst into giggles and Tricksie turned bright red.

"Tricksie, use your head." Leon said dryly, "Turn into a bunny and drag your clothing to a discreet place. God videos are heavily edited, so you only have to worry about the haremites."

Poof!

The bunny woman instantly followed the order, triggering another wave of laughter as she left the room.

"At least they're fulfilling their promise." Leon sighed as she hopped away. He accepted their special event, so the gods were highlighting his phobia.

He didn't like one of his women getting shamed. However, he couldn't prevent it. Yesterday he experienced two videos far worse. The first regarded his petting session.

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God's Announcement! Leon Traxler (@LeonTraxxx) has released a new video: Hands to Die For: Candidates haul away beast folk after a five-minute petting session to get their turn.

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God's Announcement! Leon Traxler (@LeonTraxxx) has released a new video: Emotion Link Live: Leon Traxler's love for lindy lessens lust and highlights longing for longevity without lewd, lecherous living.

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The second was a non-sexual version of the body swap session with Lindy. He was mortified at first but impressed by it after watching.

It was heavily edited with the zeal of an oppressive totalitarian regime, highlighting his love for her and juxtaposing it against his sociopathic mindset.

Putting a yandere into his body demonstrated his innate inability to feel emotions but showcased his emotional resolve in Lindy's body when he could, thus doubling the impact of his true feelings.

The gods were upholding their end of the deal perfectly.

"Okay, Minx. Let's pick you out a dress." Leon said with a grin.

…

Haremites gasped and giggled when they saw Leon walking with the Dainty Death Squad.

Caitlyn walked proudly in a pink, thigh-length sundress with white polka dots. It had spaghetti straps, highlighting her slender shoulders and arms, making her look cute and free.

She had a large crimson red bow holding together her ponytail instead of a hair tie, making her look extremely cute. However, the bow was large and had fashionable ribbons flowing from it, giving her a strangely respectable look for her age.

Lindy wore an extremely fashionable dress Leon was impressed with. It was a rich green cocktail dress with an A-Line wrap. The right breast cloth folded over the left into a dark green sash on her stomach, giving it the look of something a person would wear as a wedding guest.

However, despite its maturity, Leon and Caitlyn put a large green bow on the back, making the adult dress look extremely cute.

She wrapped the left side of her hair over her ear and put a hairclip over the side, making her look extremely pretty and girly.

Tricksie looked wildly cute in sleeved dresses, giving her the look of a fantasy princess. However, he was shameless and didn't want her cute factor to overshadow her body which looked like a curvier version of Caitlyn's.

As a result, they went with a classic v-neck, sleeveless solid light-blue dress. It had a wavy bottom to just above her knees. However, it was backless, with a huge white bow wrapped around her back at the breast line.

She had a tiny sky-blue bow on the side of her hair, making her look cute in a quirky sense.

Reina wore an orange floral sundress to the top of her thighs with a light yellow hair clip on the left side of her bob cut. Her hair and the hair clip alone made her look stereotypically cute.

On her feet were black clogs with straps on the top, completing her already quirky-cutesy personality.

Leon loved her look and secretly wished Lindy would get the same haircut, albeit a different form of layering. Neck-length hair was his favorite.

And Minx? Minx was mortified, walking around with a blushing, cringing face, averting the gaze of everyone present.

She was in a light purple floral sundress with a cross-over neckline. It was lightweight and had dark-purple and white flowers on it.

The X neckline made it look classy and highlighted her curvy breasts, giving it the appearance of a classy cocktail dress if it were made of a silky material instead of cotton. It was a bold compromise to her otherwise ridiculously cute and girly dress.

The cat woman had a thin silver hairclip on the side of her silky black bob cut that didn't make her cute but magnified the cuteness of her outfit.

Everyone but Minx was giggling and laughing like school girls, playing with the bottom of their dresses and twirling around.

No one had to ask Leon why he chose their outfits. Some found the clothing extremely tasteful and left them inspired. Those that knew the four well found their outfits terrifying and felt their smiling faces would give them nightmares.

Leon had an arrogant smirk of satisfaction as they moved through the store, causing a commotion everywhere they went.

Many women walked up to him asking where they got the dresses, and many people followed them to the next store they went to, shamefully hoping to get the next style trends.

Those four had huge weight over the community, so they knew they'd be fashionable just by copying. Leon was glad that he snagged multiple dresses for each.

Next up was short shorts, which Leon was a fan of. Everyone got multiple types of short shorts of varying lengths and colors. They weren't hot pants, but just shorts that went to the thighs in white, black, a color, and neon striped running shorts.

Tank tops came next, followed by v-neck short sleeves and light jackets for the nighttime.

Leggings were a must, as they were a staple of women's fashion. Lastly—

"Okay, Minx. We're getting yoga pants." Leon chuckled, "I know you're embarrassed, but I [guarantee] you'll ignore your shame when you get a pair."

"Tough luck, asshole." Minx scoffed, "There's no way I'll enjoy human clothing, especially when it gets a warning."

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"Leon… can I get… two… I mean, five pairs of these things?" Minx gulped while avoiding her gaze.

"We're limiting to three, so other haremites can get some." Leon laughed, "But I already kept the last two pairs you tried on to prevent Tricksie from stealing them."

The cat woman's eyes sparkled, and she looked away in shame. She felt like she got played but couldn't find the will to care.

"Add them to your item storage earring, please." He chuckled.

"It's getting full. Use Tricksie's." Minx pouted.

"If I do, you'll never see your yoga pants again." Leon grinned.

"Give me everything. I swear to god I'll murder that rabbit." She growled.

Her earring glowed, and the endless bags in his hand disappeared.

"Okay, let's go shoe shopping," Leon announced.

The women burst into cheers. There was now an entourage of forty haremites following Leon and his partners, giggling at his suggestions. Most were beast women, who now loved him, or humanoids and fantasy races. However, a good portion were humans waiting for style trends.

Due to their fashion influence, the beauty gods were keenly awaiting his decisions and the haremites reactions before sending out their notifications.

Ding! [God Friggs has sent God Candidate Caitlyn….]

Ding! [God Rati has sent God Candidate Lindy….]

Ding! [God Eros has sent God Candidate Reina….]

Ding! [God Aphrodite has sent God Candidate Tricksie….]

Everyone in his harem was officially an influencer, and Leon milked the shameless gods mercilessly.

"Hey…." Lindy whispered while adorably tugging at his sleeve.

"Hmmm? What is it beautiful?" Leon asked, making her blush furiously.

"I was just wondering… if you wanted me to try on panties for you, mayhaps?" She asked.

Mayhaps was a cute word everyone in the harem stole from Tricksie, and then it proliferated.

"What's the rush?" He asked, "You have god panties I love, so we're only going for sleep and casual wear for comfort."

Lindy turned away with a wry smile.

"She wants to try them on for blatantly sexual reasons, Leon. To please you." Minx said dryly.

Leon's eyes widened in surprise and then chuckled. "Well, I won't say no."

Caitlyn, Lindy, and Tricksie's eyes lit up.

"Can I also… ask your opinion?" Reina asked. Then she blushed furiously, waving her hands in the air. "I mean, not for sexual reasons. I just want your input and see… if you like them. Don't take it the wrong way unless you want to. I mean… gahhhhhhh!"

The adorable woman pushed her hands onto her bright red face and turned away.

Leon's eyes filled with shock. Her level of acting was so masterful he couldn't help but find her both talented and unbelievable. He felt she was impassioned to act at that level, showcasing her true intention.

"If that's what you wish, I'd be a fool to refuse." He said with a charming smile.

Her eyes lit up in excitement. "I-I see. Well then, I'm happy, I mean… glad. Thank you!"

Reina bowed and then ran to the store they were heading to awkwardly.

When they got to the store, Catalina's Desires, he stopped and looked at Minx.

"Minx, unless you want to join, you're waiting out here and shopping after." Leon instructed.

"It was part of our arrangement to—" Minx replied before being cut off.

"You can join if you want, but you'll have to do so under oath, as it's an intimate event." He warned, "So if you say yes, you'll have to expose your inner thoughts."

Minx turned away bitterly. "Can't you just let me and let me pretend it was an order?"

Leon took the hint but sighed. "That'd lead to false perceptions I don't want."

"Aren't you getting a video showcasing your phobia?" She asked, "If so, this conversation of your refusal will be showcased, yes?"

He thought about it for a moment. "That's true, but wouldn't that showcase your willingness to everyone?"

"As opposed to me doing it voluntarily?" Minx chuckled, "Don't you think it would be rude and tasteless if you used our arrangement to force me to speak my desires?"

Leon cringed and thought about it, weighing it against his phobia. He didn't want to refuse her, but forcing a woman to admit her desires openly was also bad.

"Do you want to?" He sighed, "For any hidden reason. That could be a genuine desire, sense of obligation, or manipulating my feelings toward you for personal gain."

Minx laughed in bewilderment. "Only you would allow someone to join without knowing if they were trying to use you."

"Of course." Leon scoffed, "I approach life with the rational assumption people are manipulating me. For reputation, protection, power, respect, or gifts. The only thing I care about regarding women or sexual matters is open, undeniable consent."

The haremites were stunned by his admission.

"I have an image phobia, not a sex phobia. I don't want anyone to falsely perceive that [I'm using women] for sexual gain. However, I'm 100% [enthusiastic] if people wish to [use me] for sexual gain, so long as I'm also into it." He sighed.

Everyone burst into confused giggles and laughter. So did Leon's partners, who realized they didn't understand his phobia well enough.

"Now, do you want to, yes or no?" Leon asked.

Minx turned away. "Yes. For a hidden reason."

"Good! Let me clear out the store for an hour." He chuckled, "Benefits of owning the place."

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[A/N: Are you enjoying Minx's character?]