Heaven, Earth, Me

Chapter 270: Kali's and Angel's buying spree.

Chapter 270: Kali's and Angel's buying spree.

Yasenia's eyes flashed as she thought. 'Since you dared tease me, don't blame me for teasing you back~.'

Yasenia shook her head slowly, recovering her normal self, and grabbed the Mayoress' clothes while looking at the woman with a smirk.

Then, with the intention of teasing her back, she began dressing her up without complaining and using her hands to caress her body seductively.

The Mayoress stood there stiff, her cheeks blushing again. 'I-Is she really dressing me up!? And oh my, her touches are... Mmm~. My voice is leaking!'

The experienced woman didn't expect Yasenia to accept her demands. From her experience, cultivators were extremely arrogant and saw all mortals, regardless of their position, as lower life forms.

Not to mention dressing them up, even treating mortals with respect, was rare.

Besides the natural physical attraction to the devastating gorgeous dragoness, that was the main reason she was interested in Yasenia. In the bath, she was testing Yasenia's limits or trying to discover if Yasenia was just acting to gain her favor. It wouldn't be the first time this happened, so the Mayoress was very cautious when dealing with immortals.

During their whole exchange, Yasenia's eyes had never looked down on any of the people she carried with her to the bath, and she was patient when dealing with them. Not to mention patience, she even accompanied them in their jokes and flirting, clearly enjoying herself.

Yasenia said softly, "How about we present ourselves formally? My name is Yasenia Dravory. I come from the Sky Continent. I was born into the Tatyana Countess House of the Moon Empire twenty-one years ago. It is a pleasure to meet a beautiful lady like you."

Yasenia turned her gaze toward Angel and Kali and said, "They are two of my six wives, Angel Pureglass and Kali Natwood. They come from the Star Empire and the Nature Queendom, respectively. They also are from the same continent as me, the Sky Continent."

Seeing the gentle-looking yet seductive dragoness dressing her up with care made the experienced woman's cheeks maintain their rosy color. Those golden slit eyes that could look extremely menacing were now gentle and made her heart pound. 'Thankfully, I'm someone with a strong heart, or she would've stolen my heart by now... Multiple times.'

The woman said after coughing once to regain some of her bearings. "I'm called Han Xue, the Mayoress of the Lost Town. Nice to meet you, Yasenia Dravory, Angel Pureglass, Kali Natwood."

Yasenia finished dressing her up and nodded. "Calling us by our first names is enough, Madam Han Xue."

Han Xue chuckled and said, "You can also call me just Han Xue. Even if you call me Xue'er, I would be okay with it~."

Yasenia shook her head with a smile and said, "I will stick with Han Xue."

Han Xue called her daughters and also presented them, "The eldest sister is called Han Xiao, and the younger one, Han Luan."

Both of them smiled bashfully and bowed, "Nice to meet you, Yasenia."

Then, Han Xue proceeded to present the rest of the women. They were Han Xue's friends and their daughters. They had gone to the public bath to celebrate the coming of age of Han Luan. Yasenia took out one of the various items she had and gave it to her. "Here, Han Luan. This is incense that doesn't end. It uses the energy of the world to replenish itself. Moreover, the scent is soft and relaxing, making it perfect for sleeping or studying. I used it quite a lot when I was younger."

Han Luan's eyes sparkled as she took the incense, "Thank you, Yasenia! I will treasure it for the rest of my life!" Yasenia smiled and patted her head.

Han Xue asked, "So, what do you want to buy?"

Yasenia spoke about the general things they wanted while they left the building, and Han Xue listened attentively.

After exiting the building, all the other women but Han Xue's daughters waved their hands toward Yasenia with longing in their eyes. Yasenia felt generous and gave each of them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Then, she smiled and said, "Thank you all for the relaxing experience in the bath."

If eyes could change to be heart-shaped, the seventeen women would be like that.

After seeing Yasenia's back disappearing, they sighed sadly. They had really wanted to have some action, but they understood that it was impossible for their mortal bodies. However, they were satisfied with all the moments they had in the bath.

Suddenly, a female cultivator approached from the side with a not suspicious smile. They were confused when they heard the woman say with a normal tone, yeah, a normal tone. "Do you want to know about our not-suspicious group?"

Their gazes were strange until the woman said, speaking normally, completely normal, who has a sword on their neck? It is not me, that's for sure! "We are the Peerless Dragon Goddess' Super Lovable Ultimate Team! Or, to put it shortly, Yasenia's S.L.U.Ts.!"

This completely normal conversation marked the beginning of the not aggressive underground movement created by the most powerful mortal women in Lost Town. Who would've known that thanks to the future involvement of the Mayoress, it would become one of the most prominent peaceful groups? But this was something that would happen after Yasenia left.

Without realizing the spreading power of her own Cult- *Cough.* fan club, Yasenia continued with her adventure.

She was slowly approaching a big turning point in her life.

Anyway, our group, Han Xue, her daughters, and seven guards that incorporated on the way arrived at the formation shop they had been to before. Yasenia wanted to get her communication device back and let Angel buy her formation books.

The owner came down as soon as Yasenia called her through the communication device. However, what she didn't expect was to see the Mayoress accompanying the three immortals. 'Since when was the Mayoress so close with immortals? Weren't the rumors about how averse she was to them?'

Yasenia didn't lose time and directly asked for the formation books. "I hope you kept your promise, miss owner."

The woman nodded respectfully and guided them with a professional smile.

Without anything unexpected happening, they went to the top floor, and Angel happily bought them. Angel kept them in her ring with a gleeful smile. Then, she did two laps around the building, buying even more formation-related materials, techniques, and knowledge. Her 270,000+ points flowed like water, disappearing with impressive speed.

When she only had 5,000 Trial Points, Angel stopped her buying spree and looked at Yasenia with starry eyes. "I gained so many things~."

Yasenia chuckled and asked, "How will all of that help you, baby?"

Angel said, "Well, I will be able to know other types of formation building, and then maybe I can improve my own technique after merging them."

Yasenia nodded, 'With all the materials she bought, she won't have any shortage in the near future. Moreover, as she said, this knowledge is lost in our continent, so she will be able to innovate.'

Yasenia turned toward Kali and said, "Do you also want to spend all your points?"

Kali nodded, "We will be leaving soon, right? I don't think we can gain much more value from the town."

Yasenia nodded, "Let's go to different alchemy, healing, and poison-related shops then. Han Xue, do you mind if we do some shopping around the town?"

Han Xue shook her head, "We will accompany you. I don't have anything to do at home. Moreover, today is Luan'er's day, and I don't think she wants to leave your side."

Han Luan bravely hugged Yasenia's arm and said, "Please~, Let us accompany you."

Yasenia nodded, "Sure, let's go then."

Then, they went through different shops to buy spirit herbs, medicine books, and poison books. They even gained access to the black market thanks to Han Xue's authority, and Kali bought some dangerous-looking things there.

As they walked through those underground alleys, Yasenia saw an interesting book in one of the medical stores.

She approached the store with interest, and then she read it aloud. "[Yin-Yang resonance acupuncture manual]. How much for this one, owner?"

The Mayoress suddenly asked Yasenia, "Dear Yasenia, how many points do you have left?"

Yasenia said honestly, "I have 520,700 Trial Points. Why do you ask?"

Everyone in the shop choked on their own saliva. 'How many did she say she has!?'

Han Xue smiled like a flower and hugged her arm unabashedly, "As expected of you, dear Yasenia. Do you want to come to fight for the most important treasure in this town? You need 300,000 Trial Points as an entry to fight for it, but I don't think anyone knows about it, so it will practically become yours."

Han Xue sighed, "Sadly, you can't use discounts on this one, so everyone that enters will have to pay the full price."

Yasenia didn't mind this little skinship and asked, surprised, "Such a thing exists? Let me buy this book, and we will speak about it." Han Xue nodded, but she didn't separate.

Angel and Kali didn't intervene.

What is there to be jealous of from a person who can't even be intimate with their dear Yasenia?

Moreover, she had been helping them find the things they wanted without protest, giving them extra discounts on some of the things, so they were very grateful.

Seeing how affectionate the Mayoress was with this divine-looking woman with a dragon tail, the owner advised. "Miss Immortal, this book has been in our shop for generations, but all the immortals that bought it returned them to us, saying that it was a scam. I have wanted to get rid of it, but all the books are legacies left by the creator of our world, and we can't even change the price it initially had. Much less get rid of them."

Yasenia asked, "Can I read the first two pages?"

The owner nodded. Yasenia opened it and read it carefully. After reading them, she smirked. 'No wonder those cultivators had to return it. This book needs someone with a Yin and Yang constitution to be useful.'

Yasenia said, "I can use it. I will pay for it. How about you give me a discount? If you do, I swear that I will not return it to you later even if it results to be impossible to cultivate."

The owner struggled, but looking at the Mayoress's penetrating gaze, he caved in. "Miss, you said that you had 520,700 Trial Points, right? I will sell the book and all the tools needed for it for 20,700. What do you think?"

Yasenia asked, "How much would have been the original price?"

The owner answered honestly, "60,000 without the discounts."

Yasenia smiled, satisfied, "I will buy it."

Yasenia knew that the negotiations went smoothly, thanks to Han Xue. Hence, when they left the shop, Yasenia's eyes flashed mischievously, and she lowered her head to kiss her cheek softly. "Thanks, Han Xue. You've been very helpful."

"It was just some words. Don't be so formal with me." The woman said while blushing, not expecting that reaction.

Han Luan and Han Xiao looked on with jealousy. Yasenia told them to come near and also gave them a kiss on their cheeks. They jumped happily and skipped around, looking at some items. Angel and Kali also pouted and placed their cheeks. However, Yasenia directly engulfed them in a hug and deeply kissed them. Han Xue said with a chuckle, "Oh my~, so domineering."

Han Luan placed her hands on her eyes, opening a slit between her fingers, "So passionate..."

Han Xiao tried to maintain her calm, but her red cheeks betrayed her current feelings.

After kissing both her dears silly, Yasenia looked at the Han trio and laughed at their reaction.

They continued walking, and Han Xue began bantering with Yasenia as if she had returned to her younger days.

She wanted to stop and not be so familiar, but she felt her body slowly but inevitably sinking in Yasenia's presence. 'This is bad. If I continue like this, I will end up really falling in love with her.'

Yasenia saw her struggling face, so she toned down her teasing. "Don't worry, Han Xue. Just remember that I won't be here for long. I'm honestly impressed that you have managed to maintain your heart even after all our interactions."

Yasenia said that because she didn't want to break apart a happy marriage.

Han Xue was experienced and saw her good intentions, making her messy heart relax. She smiled calmly and said, "You are right, dear. I just... It feels so good talking to you that I feel like some years have disappeared from my back. It made me feel confused for a moment."

Han Luan and Han Xiao listened to them and tried to control their feelings. However, they were young, and it was clear that Yasenia would leave a mark on them for a long while.

Han Xue knew it, but she didn't stop it.

Since they were basically the royal family of the town, they had to learn how to control their feelings when dealing with cultivators. What they were going through could serve as training.