How To Ruin A Love Comedy

Chapter 9: Lucky Pervert

Chapter 9: Lucky Pervert

Sorry for this chapter being out so slowly I had a lot of work to do.

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Its been four days since I started studying with Miyuki and Tetsuya.

We studied a bit more comfortably compared to when we started, and had small conversations during our break times.

After what happened on the playground, Miyuki seemed to open her heart more to me.

Sometimes when our eyes meet, she would smile first, or jokingly asked what I was looking at.

As if she was copying my normal behaviour.

Im happy. Because Ive gotten closer to Miyuki.

However, Im still far from being as close as Tetsuya is to Miyuki, so Im not on cloud nine.

Im just putting importance on getting closer day by day.

Now lets take a 20 minute No, 30 minute break. I am going to look at the state of the plants.

Miyuki spoke after the lessons finished then got up.

As soon as she arrived at my house, she would water the plants, and then quickly looking at them during the break was now one of her jobs.

This was a good sign.

If this becomes a habit, it increases the chances of her coming to my house even when there are no lessons.

I roughly cut the watermelon and walked towards Miura, who was sitting in the living room, looking at Miyukis back.

After I sat beside him and dropped the plate between us, Miura spoke.

Ill eat it well, Matsuda.

Whether you eat a lot or not doesnt matter to me.

At those words, Miyuki turned her body and spoke in a joking tone to make fun of me.

Matsuda-kun, youre a tsundere arent you?

What is this bullshit, if I was tsun-tsun to you then I was tsun-tsun, but do you think I would do it to this Tetsuya bastard?

Im going to remember this.

Ill have my revenge by riding you.

When I looked at Miyuki with an exasperated expression, she slowly walked to grab a watermelon, and bit into it.

As if she felt a strong taste, her face melted.

Super sweet! Did Matsuda-kun hand pick this?

I just picked one I saw that was near the entrance of the market.

Really? You must have been lucky.

When I said Im going to eat with my girlfriend so find me a sweet one, the lady at the market picked one carefully.

Generosity is very useful.

I took a bite of the watermelon and swallowed, while shrugging my shoulders at Tetsuyas question.

Matsuda, tomorrow is the weekend. What are you going to do?

I dont know. I dont have anything to do. You?

Im not sure? We havent really picked anything.

Since youre saying we, you guys must be moving around constantly together as one body?

No, its not that Its just that since were together all the time, it came out naturally. Im not doing anything tomorrow.

Did this bastard just make fun of me?

I glimpsed at Miyuki, and she nodded.

Meaning Tetsuya was right.

I knew it alright, but seeing it confirmed in person annoyed me.

I held back the urge to smack Tetsuya in the back of the head, and looked up at Miyuki.

So, you dont have anything to do either?

Yeah. I havent really thought about it.

Then you wanna buy some books with me?

Books?

Yeah. Im going to buy some manga volumes.

Miyukis surprised expression disappeared instantly.

And then her expression changed to disappointment as she muttered.

Im the idiot for thinking youll buy some textbooks

I was thinking of buying that as well. Why else would I ask you to come with me? I would have just gone alone and picked some manga volumes and be done with it.

For now, I have to make excuses like this.

If I asked her on a date in my current situation, its obvious I would get rejected.

Thinking as helping me, a classmate No, a friend, would make it easier way to think about it for Miyuki and myself.

Hmmm That is true I was going to buy text books anyways Alright, lets go together. But Ill pick the bookstore location. It has manga so dont worry about that.

Miyuki accepted the offer without thinking about it.

I barely held back the urge to cheer.

I felt Tetsuyas surprised gaze from beside me.

Is it nauseating? Then you should have been braver.

Not having confidence like me, and always waiting for Miyuki to ask you to hang out. Passive son of a bitch.

Ill take good care of the bookstore event. Just watch and learn.

But dont have some kind of awakening.

I understand. Tell me the location on line, and well meet at noon.

Noon? Wont it be too hot?

Well, well be indoors so why does it matter?

Is that so? Alright. Then I should get there at one. Right?

Joking around again huh.

Ill receive it.

Noon was at one?

Upon hearing my serious tone, Miyukis eyes turned round.

She looked at a loss for a moment, then burst out laughing.

After laughing till there were tears forming in her eyes, she wiped below her eyes and spoke.

Its not that I was saying since Matsuda-kun will for sure sleep in, I would just come later to match that.

Dont make fun of me. And how was that funny enough to make you cry from laughing? Because it definitely is not that funny.

This Is because Im sad Yes, these were tears of sadness Hehe!

Go eat the watermelon. Before I throw it at you.

Yeah The watermelon is delicious Ill eat it But Matsuda-kun I think your face is red

Annoyed by Miyukis constant teasing, I threatened Tetsuya.

Arent you going to stop grinning?

Oh Huh? I wasnt laughing

I know. I was just venting my anger.

I am never going to ask anything like Tetsuya do you want to come?

Since hes certainly going to follow us.

And Tetsuya is not someone who has the capability to say I want to come with you guys.

So lets just trust Miyuki and feign ignorance for now.

Trust that she wont ask Tetsuya to tag along.

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The sun was way too fucking hot.

As I waited for Miyuki with a frown on my face,

Matsuda-kun!

I flinched upon hearing Miyukis bubbly voice from right behind my shoulders.

Holy Sh My god

Then Miyuki faced me with a beaming smile on her face.

Todays fit is The t shirt from the first day of tutoring and a skirt which went down to her ankles.

Looks like it has quite the defensive power. One day Im going to make her wear a mini skirt and a crop top.

Matsuda-kun gets scared easier than he looks huh?

I dont get scared easily. Who wouldnt be scared to death in that situation.

I looked around while grumbling.

Tetsuya is

Not here.

Our Miyuki must not have said anything to Tetsuya.

You did very well. Im going to repay this debt with a creampie.

What are you doing?

I looked back at her when she asked the question and responded.

I just thought I recognized someone. Anyways, arent you hot?

Im hot. Im so hot I think Im going to go crazy.

Miyuki stuck her tongue as if to battle the heat, and looked over my shoulder.

She was looking at a Japanese Kakigori icecream shop.

I guess she really wants something cool.

I pointed behind me with my thumb.

Then spoke like it was just a quick thought.

Do you wanna grab some Kakigori? There was a shop close by.

Ah? I was just thinking that!

Then thats that. Lets eat. Im gonna die from this heat.

Matsuda-kun. Speak politely.

Even on a day like this you nag me? Would it kill you to just go?

The slang came out like a habit. We have to fix that.

Its very hot. Happy?

Then Miyuki put on a satisfied face and nodded.

Yep. Lets go.

We moved to the store, mixed a bunch of syrups and enjoyed the ice cream. Then paid separately and moved to the bookstore.

The bookstore had a kind of vintage feel to it.

You could smell the signature smell of paper books, and the books were not sorted properly.

I walked into the bookstore, and waited for Miyuki, who as greeting the owner.

After she came to me I quietly complained.

Is this a used bookstore?

There are some used books, but normally its new books. Theres the manga corner.

I dont think theyll have the new volumes

The manager likes manga, so Im sure theyre there. Go look for it.

Wheres the manga corner again?

Right there. Behind you. You wanted math textbooks right?

Thats correct.

Then Ill pick Matsuda-kuns books for him. Since I know his level.

I agreed and left towards the manga corner.

New manga? I had no desire to buy it at all.

I just wanted to get affection points with this event.

I acted as if I was reading manga, but actually carefully looked at Miyukis every move.

She was slowly walking around the store and looking at a bunch of different books.

As she got closer towards the corner, I got ready to move.

As soon as she went on her tip toes and touched the middle of the stacked books, I started sprinting towards her.

Clomp!

The sound of footsteps filled the quiet bookstore.

Miyuki turned her head and looked towards me.

Matsuda-kun? What is

As if she was scared of me running so vigorously, her pupils were filled with fear.

I didnt care about the look she was giving me, and as soon as I got close enough to reach,

I grabbed her shoulder and her waist, turning her and fell on the ground.

Kyaaaaa!

Along with Miyukis screams, the books crashed on top of us.

A dull pain rang from my head, and all over my back.

Even a stinging feeling was felt at the top of my head.

Ow!

I, who protected Miyuki with my own body, sighed in relief once all the books fell off.

Then spoke towards Miyuki below me who couldnt hide her surprise.

You alright?

Miyuki figured out the situation, and replied as she swallowed her spit.

Ah Yeah Matsuda-kun are you ok?

Youre short and youre still trying to get that? You should have called me or the manager.

S-Sorry But Ow! It hurts! Matsuda-kun Hold up

Miyuki slightly lifted her head, and looked at her own chest with one eye closed.

My hand was there.

Grabbing very hard at one of Miyukis breasts.

One of the classic love comedy cliches.

Some situation, accident happens and the man touches the womans private places by accident.

It was called being a lucky pervert, and it just happened to me.

I grabbed Miyukis boob on purpose as I fell but Lets just pretend.

..

..

I was silent as I held eye contact with Miyuki, then got up suddenly and got a little far away from her.

Then scratched the back of my head and apologized.

Sorry I was trying to reach the floor

She groaned as she got up and shook her head.

N-No You were trying to rescue me

Suddenly, the atmosphere became awkward.

The one that broke it was Miyukis shocked voice.

Matsuda-kun! Theres blood on your hands!

I know.

I was hit by a hard book by the corner, so I purposely scratched the back of my head.

I wanted to show you that Im bleeding and quickly get rid of the awkward mood.

I looked at the blood on my finger tips and looked at Miyuki stupidly.

Is this your blood?

I-is that even possible? I dont have any wounds! W-Wait a second! Manager-nim! Manager-nim!!

Miyuki made a fuss as she looked for the owner who just so happened to, coincidentally go into the bathroom.

After confirming shes gone, I looked down at my hand.

To be specific, I was looking at my hand which touched Miyukis boob.

The first taste of Miyukis breast was very soft and round.

It had the incredible feeling of being softer to press than a jelly.

Perfection itself. I did not need any other flowery words.

If she wasnt wearing a bra I would have been even more excited

Since I can touch her bare breasts anytime I want when we get closer, lets be satisfied with this much for now.

As I subconsciously grinned while I recalling the feeling of Miyukis breast, a thought came over me and I reached up with my bloodied hand.

Bam!

The falling book was blocked by my hand and fell to my side.

The event is already over, so I cant harm my body any further.

Since I took care of the last cliche, I stood up with a refreshing feeling in my heart.

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