I Am Not Really Related

Chapter 344: The Light of the Righteous Way, Shining on the Big Butt

Chapter 344: The Light of the Righteous Way, Shining on the Big Butt

"So that's how it is!"

"I've gained a lot of knowledge. As expected of the captain!"

"Are there any other stories about God of the Sea? Tell me two more, captain."

"Yes, let's talk about it again. Captain, I will always pray to God of the Sea before going out to sea in the future."

Under everyone's expectant gaze, the captain had no choice but to spout two more random stories about the sea god.

However, the more bizarre this thing was, the more they listened with relish.

Especially when they had encountered the 'patrolling sea yaksha' before, how could they not believe it

As a result, even the captain, who had a strange mouth, gained a lot of admiration, which made him secretly happy.

"Alright, let's stop here. Let's move quickly and appease the guests. Also, get someone to fish them up immediately. Although the ship is heavy, we might be able to find something valuable."

"Yes, Captain! What about these 'people'?"

"I'll move down first. When we reach the Land of Water, we'll publicize it and make our Chamber of Commerce famous. Then, we'll find a place to sell these 'stone statues'. I believe that someone will definitely be interested in these things."

The captain was very economical. He had even thought about how to promote it after landing.

In any case, it wasn't as if he had no basis, so many people had seen it.

Regardless of what kind of monster it was, why it would save them, as long as they all agreed, then wouldn't it also have to be!

The captain felt that he was too clever, getting promoted and getting a raise to marry a rich and beautiful woman, and from then on, the path to the peak of his life was right before his eyes!

...

A few days later, the merchant ship finally arrived at the Land of Water.

On the dock, Haru, who came out with a few little ghosts, had a strange look on his face.

Behind him came the stories of God of the Sea and Sea Nighthawk that the sailors talked about like storytellers. They vividly depicted the heroic and tenacious scenes of them resisting under the pressure of the wood-cutting pirates. At the same time, they also focused on the appearance and deeds of the Sea Nighthawk with an exaggerated metaphor.

In short, everyone was amazed and surprised, causing more and more people around.

Especially when someone moved all the stone statues of the whitebeard guy and the others from the ship, the credibility of the words instantly rose several levels!

After that, the captain personally came out and described himself as a lucky person who was sheltered by God of the Sea, and also advertised his own Chamber of Commerce for no less than ten minutes.

His words were full of nose and eyes. If Haru didn't know what was going on, he would have believed it.

The people of the Land of Water had long been fooled and crippled!

However, Haru only brought his people and quickly left this place. He did not expose the captain's lies.

After all, everyone was going to have a meal together. It was nothing to exaggerate.

How bored would he have to be to compete with an ordinary person?

After entering the Land of Water, Haru also looked around curiously.

During this period of time, the Land of Water was considered a good country that had developed from all sides. The people were also very cohesive, and their military strength and economic strength were not falling behind.

Especially because of its geographical location, it led to the two great battles between Ninja World and the Land of Water being the least affected.

In addition, there was nothing to worry about, so after the war ended, the recovery effect was also very good.

Haru thought for a moment, the time when the Land of Water really began to go downhill and almost played himself to death was undoubtedly the period of

Obito almost effortlessly destroyed one of the five major powers, the Land of Water.

If not for the fact that Terumi Mei and Ao had finally discovered this secret and had instead become the Fifth Mizukage and started a new round of peaceful and open policies, the Land of Water would probably have been removed from the five major powers long ago.

However, the plot had already changed beyond recognition. This was still the time when the Third Mizukage was in power, and there would probably be nothing for Obito in the future.

Therefore, Village of the Bloody Mist shouldn't have happened.

As long as everything went smoothly, this place might soon be renamed as the Land of Waterl, Akatsuki Country.

They walked around, played around, and spent a few days before they arrived near Kirigakure.

Taking advantage of the public business opportunity to travel, it was the truth!

Oh, this is the boss?

Then it's all right!

"What are you doing?"

When they arrived at the gate of Kirigakure, Haru and the others were directly stopped. Obviously, it was useless to be handsome.

Then, Haru skillfully took out a box of cigarettes and handed it to the two guards. "I am a businessman from Land of Snow. This is my ID card."

The two of them did not pick up the cigarettes. Instead, they looked at the children behind Haru suspiciously.

"Businessmen? Businessmen bring their children out together?"

"Sigh, this is a long story. In fact, I picked them up on the road. They looked pitiful, so I brought them along. Come, my two brothers, hurry up and try this cigarette. This is a specialty of my hometown. It is not available in ordinary places!"

In fact, neither of them smoked, but they still took it inexplicably and stuffed it into their mouths to light it up.

Then, in the next second, his eyes began to shine, and his whole person suddenly became dispirited.

"Brother! Your Cigarette are quite good. It's not making me cough at all!"

"Of course. You will not cough if you smoke other cigarettes."

"Hey, hey, hey, you are so particular!"

"Brothers, do you think I can enter this place?"

"What? Are you looking down on me? Today, even if Mizukage-sama is here, no one can stop you. Brother, hurry up and go in. You should also keep this thing well."

Haru smiled and took back the ID card of the Land of Snow. Then, he took Konan and the others in.

In fact, as a non-war period, it was not difficult to enter Kirigakure, but it was inevitable to leave traces and be targeted by people.

Therefore, Haru took out cigarette, who had not been used for a long time, and successfully sneaked in.

After cigarette finished whipping, the two people could not remember what had happened before.

After Haru brought people in, one of the guards was still smoking and sighing, "Brother, you really can't take it easy. It's really hard to find a good man like this."

"Who says no? No, we have to help brother. How much money do you have?"

"Here, it's all here. Go quickly."

The other person did not say anything and ran out directly. After a while, he was satisfied with cigarette and walked back.

"How is it?"

"It's done! When I chased after him, I was so moved that I almost cried!"

"There's nothing wrong with that. The light of the righteous path... Shines on the big buttocks..."

Under the sunlight, the figures of the two became taller and taller, making people respect them!