I Am Stuck In A Beta Test For 1000 Years

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Chapter 40. Only The Best, Produced By Fitzrock

Char was looking for a map, a proposal, and a secret document hidden in a small black box. According to his understanding, it was hidden in Norman's bed.

He knew that this guy's bed was not ordinary. He was suspicious by nature and would leave several hidden compartments in the bed, all of which were hidden traps. Only the solid one was a simple spatial prop, which could be released after charging.

Little did he expect the situation to take a huge turn!

The decadent sounds in his ears could almost make one's whole body go soft. In addition to the ambiguous lights and the self-moving mechanism on the bed, this would be the bed for self-pleasuring made by the otakus of the Mechanical Civilization!

Norman, what's wrong with you? He was clearly out on business, but he actually moved such a bed over?

How am I supposed to explain this!

Suddenly, Char seemed to have thought of something. He rushed to the head of the bed and lifted the animal skin ornament covering it. As expected, he saw a line of ancient words from the Second Era.

[Multi-function Electric Massage Bed-retro Elvish style luxury-Rose Red theme]

[DSR-IV model, production number FZ4247380]

There was a line of small text on the lower right corner:

[Only the best, Produced by Fitzrock]

The logo was a tear-shedding mushroom, simple and elegant in design, with a profound meaning. Anyone could understand what was going on.

"As expected, it's this fellow…" Char mumbled.

In Mechanical Civilization, there was a family name that had been passed down for a long time.

It was said that a rich family could not be passed down for more than three generations, but this family had been passed down for a full 30 generations. If not for the internal and external problems that had erupted in the end, perhaps even the Zin'rokh would not have been able to destroy this family.

When the family passed down to the 15th generation, a genius Mechanic, Fitzrock, appeared out of nowhere. Not only was he good at inventing and creating things, but he also had a terrifying business mind. The massage bed in front of them was a product of the Fitzrock era.

In the line of " DSR-IV model, D meant that the material was a D-grade metal, belonging to the category of civilian-use, low-strength, and low magic conductivity. SR meant the technical specifications, and IV meant the location of the warehouse.

The Mechanics had divided the entire continent into 22 regions. The IV represented the fourth region, which was the Eagle Grassland.

Considering that it was a D-grade metal, it would not have been able to be circulated to this day if it was not properly protected. It could be inferred that this thing was placed in the warehouse before it was transported out and shipped out. It was buried deep underground along with the destruction of the Mechanical Civilization in a high preservation warehouse.

So, this was not something Norman had secretly brought from Mephisto, but a recent discovery.

"There's actually a Mechanical relic on the surface that I've never been to before. How interesting," Char mumbled softly.

Almost all of the Khorium Civilizations were buried deep in Andaheim, and the Khorium Ruins they saw in Golden Butterfly City were no exception—they had reached the depth of Andaheim on the Y-axis.

As a civilization that was even earlier than the Khorium Civilization, almost all of the ruins of the Mechanical Civilization were protected and hidden by the Khoriumians of the Third Era. Therefore, they were also distributed in the vast territory of Andaheim, located in an area that had not been explored by humans.

Now, it was clear that the church and the White Spirit Tribe had found something incredible under the sinkhole in the ceremonial River. It was an unprecedented "New Version".

Char's mind was having a clash of ideas and inspiration but Ortlinde was having a hard time.

She had never seen such a scene before. She was like a virgin who had never even seen a woman's leg before. When she saw a scantily-dressed, long-legged hot girl pole-dancing and flirting with her, her eyes almost popped out and her face turned red. When she realized how embarrassed she was, she wanted to find a hole on the ground and hide in it.

She nervously held onto the corner of Char's clothes and twisted her legs, afraid that she would twist her body to the lingering music in the next second, and then something that had happened countless times in her dreams would happen.

In fact, there was even a faint sense of anticipation.

At the same time, she felt that the other soul in her body was eager to try.

Well, if it were Rosswealth, what was supposed to happen would have already happened. After all, she was more experienced than Char.

"Ahem… This isn't what I want to show you. Anyway, stop it first."

As she spoke, Char kicked the side of the bed, and the music and lights stopped. At the same time, water sprayed out from all angles, turning the bed into a sprinkler.

This was a humane "Anti-Adulter Button ". When someone hit the side of the bed heavily, a "extinguishing rain" would appear, calming the anger of the angry person who kicked the bed. At the very least, it could create chaos and, together with the "emergency ejection device", the buyer could escape.

Moreover, after using the parachute bag to escape, one could remove the end of the parachute and fold the parachute cloth according to the instructions. Then, one could get an excellent set of off-road clothes. There was also a set of undergarments in the side bag for both men and women. Even if the landing point was in the wilderness, they would be safe. It was really considerate of the customers.

Char knew how powerful this thing was, and quickly raised a mage shield to protect the two of them, thus avoiding the fate of being drenched.

Ortlinde gradually regained her senses. She noticed that the two of them were too close to each other. Her face was red, but she didn't push him away.

"C-Char, have you found what you're looking for?"

"There's no need to look for it. Go and ask the two personal guards where this bed was carried from, and then ask them to lead the way."

"What about Paladin Norman?"

"Let him sleep. Who knows what will happen in three days? But we have to clean up the place in case his personal guards see us," Char said with a smile.

…

About half an hour later, Ortlinde pulled open the curtain.

The personal guard standing guard outside the door immediately lowered his head respectfully.

"Lady Valkyrie."

"I'm sorry, you two. I can't do anything about His Excellency's injuries. Perhaps due to the overwhelming guilt, he repented for a while in front of the Holy Spirit. That's why he's still unconscious," Ortlinde said with a helpless look.

"We understand. His Excellency should have done it earlier.

The personal guard tried to paint his master a good image.

"Master Norman was indeed a little reckless this time. If not for the Valkyrie's timely intervention, he might have made an even more serious mistake."

"That's right, that's right. This time, it's all thanks to the Valkyrie. We think that the Paladin must be thinking the same thing!"

The two of them were ceaseless with their flattery. Ortlinde could only smile awkwardly.

She then followed Char's script and said, "There's something that I would like to trouble you two with."

"No trouble at all! It's our honor to serve you!"

"I remember that Master Norman had always lived a frugal and hard life in Mephisto, but this bed I saw that I saw…" she said with a frown.

The personal guard immediately explained on behalf of his master, "No, it's not what you think! This bed was carried over by the group of Barbarians. His Excellency clearly expressed that he could not accept it, but they insisted on leaving the bed here. That's why they placed it in the tent."

"That's right, Lady Valkyrie. Master Norman's life has always been frugal. I can guarantee this with my honor!"

Seeing that the two of them were lying an indifferent look, Ortlinde was furious!

The church has been corrupted to this extent!

However, she was in no position to vent her anger, so all she could do was endure it.

The personal guards were aware of her trying not to be angry. They exchanged a quick look and they believed if they could not settle this matter before their master woke up, they would suffer the consequences. Thus, they bite the bullet and changed the topic.

"Lady Valkyrie, to be honest, Master Norman is the one with the most moral consciousness among all the Paladins who came here. You should really take a look at those Priests!"

"Right! The group of Priests didn't hold back at all when they collected the things. They were blatantly taking bribes! You should really see it with your own eyes!" the other guard said plausibly.

Eh?

It was done?

Ortlinde was still thinking about how to get them to bring her there, but upon hearing this, she raised her eyebrows.

"Really? Bring me to them! I want to have a look with my own eyes!"