I Became the Academy’s Kibitz Villain

Chapter 169: A Chaotic Week (5)

Chapter 169: A Chaotic Week (5)

Wooong.

A plane slowly descended and landed at Yangyang Airport.

Despite the situation in Korea, which bordered on chaos, there was no turning back for the plane, and its route could not be changed to another destination.

When discussions about rerouting began, the news that the Goblin had handled Duoexini thankfully persuaded the pilot to stick to the original plan.

If the flight had been diverted for an emergency landing in Vladivostok or Japan, October Travel would have faced significant economic losses.

More importantly, the black-haired woman sitting in first class would have given them a considerable scolding.

Madam, it was an honor to serve you.

No problem. You did well.

The black-haired woman in a black suit lightly pushed her sunglasses down.

Her eyes momentarily glowed red, but the flight attendant did not notice.

What would have happened to the plane if the situation in Korea hadnt been resolved?

We probably wouldnt have been able to enter Korea. Especially if there was even one ability user on board who turned into a demon, then theres really nothing we could do.

Fear tinged the flight attendants voice.

The only place to hide from a demon thousands of meters in the sky would be the bathroom, and tearing down a bathroom door is nothing for a demon.

So, its better not to enter Korea if theres a chance of having a demon on board?

Yes. Phew, really, if it werent for Mr. Goblin.

Haha. Thats true.

The woman gave the crew a faint smile and slowly stood up.

Adjusting the red shirt that clung to her body beneath her suit, she followed the flight attendant out of the plane.

Welcome, Director.

Yeah. It hasnt been many weeks since we last met. Its good to see you. Lets go to the car first.

The woman handed her suitcase to the secretary who had come to greet her, and together they headed to a limousine.

Ssss.

The womans hair turned red.

No one outside could see her as she, her hair and eyes now reddened, inspected her face in a hand mirror.

I didnt expect to be called back like this.

Called back?

Yes. The Chairmans orders. Obviously, the other two cant come here right now. Do Cheol is busy managing Europe, and Chaos seems to be supporting the Chief.

So, are all the available Directors moving now?

Yes.

Gunggi lay back comfortably in the seat.

Ah, really. We need more executives. Whats the use of having so much money if theres no time to spend it?

There would be many who wish to become executives.

But we need to find someone who can do as much as us. How about it? Do you want to try being an executive?

Im still inexperienced. My skills are lacking. Didnt you say last time that its best to maintain a Four Heavenly Kings structure?

If I had known it would be this hard, I would have suggested increasing the number of executives. Ah.

Gunggi clapped her hands and approached the front seat.

How about we call some smart kids and assign three S-class subordinates to each executive, like the Chiefs Goblin? We could directly manage exactly three each.

A man wouldnt be one of them, right?

Of course not. No way Im thinking about a man. Why would I even consider calling a man? The Goblin is the odd one out. There might be men at the manager level, but not at the director level our position doesnt have a single man.

Then, are you suggesting we increase the number of female secretaries for each Director?

It could happen blindly or not. Hahaha. Im really looking forward to it. And if its a man

Gunggi smirked out the window.

We can just give birth to them, right?

Excuse me?

With the current gender imbalance, if it really becomes a problem, we can just give birth and raise them.

If you casually say that somewhere, it could cause an uproar.

At least in a year, it definitely will.

Gunggi chuckled, breathed on the glass, and drew a fierce monster with her finger.

Ah. So instead of executives, should we just have three children?

Three, three?

The secretary felt a chill.

If Gunggi has three, the others will too

Its not the Goblin whos giving birth. And if they are the Goblins children, they will surely be of great help to this world. Yes.

There was certainty in Gunggis voice.

Thats what people in this world say. Lets have as many S-class ability users as possible and raise them as talents for the world. I think so, too. If we have as many of the Goblins children as possible, wont they perform heroic deeds for humanity in the future?

Shouldnt we consider Mr. Goblins opinion on this matter?

Ive already heard his opinion. If he has children, he said he would respect their decisions as much as possible. As long as they dont kill people or commit crimes, as long as they dont significantly disrupt world peace, hell respect whatever they choose to do.

I see.

The secretary felt a chill down her spine for some reason.

Are you suggesting that Mr. Goblin is cleaning up the evils of society, including villains, to prevent his future children from getting their hands dirty?

Is that how it is? Ah, I guess so.

Gunggi wiped the foggy window with her hand.

All for a world that will become peaceful.

Under the name of Yi Maengmangnyang.

Even if each of us has three, thats 24 just for now.

Grinning.

Wow, if we have 8 S-class births per year in 20 years, we can make the whole world peaceful.

Manager Do. Another rumor popped up on the internet, didnt it?

What rumor?

That Baek Seol-hee and Platinum Sun are actually married.

Theyre not married; its more like a scandalous relationship. Why is this rumor circulating?

Its because theres a rumor that Goblin appeared and then left Ulleungdo.

Rumors had already linked me with Baek Seol-hee, but now they were starting to link me with Platinum Sun.

Linking me like that is fine, but why start these rumors now?

Isnt Baek Seol-hee currently in a dispute with Yumir?

Why would they fight over that? Its not even the World Cup.

Holding a Heroine World Cup might be common among readers, but this was reality.

What mattered more was how much this rumor would benefit me.

Manager Do, whose side are you on, Baek Seol-hees or Yumirs?

The Chairmans side.

Thats not an either-or answer.

Compared to anyone else, theres always one option thats a guaranteed win.

No matter how pretty or charming Baek Seol-hee and Yumir were, my heart was set on the Chief.

So, do you support the former Chairman or the current one?

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Uh.

Why cant you answer?

Um. Wait. This is serious.

I covered my face with my hands.

Having experienced both the previous and current Chiefs, the Heavy Chief and the Lightweight Chief, it was difficult to answer carelessly.

Do I really have to choose just one? Cant I have both?

Choose one.

Why must I choose? If theres jjajangmyeon and jjamppong, you can have both. Theres a marvelous invention called jjamjjamyeon.

But if you absolutely had to choose one?

Id choose death, no. Seriously, what a headache.

Indeed, it was quite a headache.

Comparing Baek Seol-hee and Yumir and analyzing their attributes was one thing, but the Chief was a completely different story.

Havent you and the Chairman already established that kind of relationship?

Its more than that kind of relationship; its a lifelong partnership.

Its still somewhat shocking to hear it again.

Brewer rolled her eyes and placed two photos in front of the TV screen.

Choose. Which Chairman do you prefer?

The Chairman is who I prefer.

Goblin, sir, you speak Korean well; why act confused? Are you an oni? Konnichiwa?

Thats not the same thing.

I pressed Brewers head with my hand.

It would be better to have Baek Seol-hee and Yumir next to me and ask which one I prefer, right in front of them.

That comparison seems like a much more hellish difficulty level?

Thats a problem I can break through with just a bit of slick talking on the spot; this is a completely different issue.

Heavy Chief or Lightweight Chief.

Having been with both, I found it impossible to determine which was better.

If I were to compare them to the people present:

The Heavy Chief was bigger than Yumir and had a more beautifully curved hip line than Baek Seol-hee.

The Lightweight Chief was smaller than Yoon Iseon and as petite as her.

Someone seemed to have been shot twice, but since my acquaintances had experienced such, this metaphor was the only way I could put it.

Whats this? What are you doing now?

Doul approached from outside.

Yawning, she glanced at the photos Brewer had put up and then looked at me meaningfully, smirking.

Is that your type, Goblin?

I couldnt decide which one was my type, so I was pondering.

Isnt the current Chairmans size your preference? Thats why youre in that form now, and you revealed yourself this time to officially present that appearance, right?

No, its not that. The reason Im in this form is

Because of a very big incident.

But there had been too much happening to talk about that now.

So youre saying my preference is for the lightweight type?

Exactly. Want to check? Haap!

Doul put her hands together as if in prayer.

Magical Girl, Prisma Doul! Transform!

With a flourish of her hand, she instantly transformed into a new form.

Ta-da!

Before me was

How about it? Isnt this your type?

Doul, looking like a ten-year-old, made a clawing gesture with her hand aimed at me.

Didnt you once call this a childs body?

I never said that.

That was slander.

Do you think Im one of those crazies from another country?

I came from a land with strict laws regarding youth.

Im not a pervert.

Unlike the villains in this world who, upon reaching reproductive age, started gaslighting with claims like childbirth is patriotism and peace.

Contrary to that, I am the one who kills such villains.

But

Doul pulled something from her back pocket.

What if its legal?

.

She pulled out a resident registration card.

Such a cunning trick.