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Chapter 825: 826: Immortal? Go Clean the Toilet
Chapter 825: 826: Immortal? Go Clean the Toilet
Chapter 825: Chapter 826: Immortal? Go Clean the Toilet
The next day.
Second Peak started running smoothly, and after the message from the Sect Master Hall yesterday was released, many disciples who had still been hesitating promptly chose Second Peak. They brought their own shovels to join the “Shit Shovelling Brigade,” hoping to also enjoy baths and smoke Huazi.
Next to the latrine.
Li Xiaobai took out the Purple Gold Gourd and with light taps under the puzzled gazes of the crowd, released all the prodigies he had captured inside.
More than a dozen young men and women stumbled to sit next to the latrine, their faces blank, looking around.
“Where is this?”
“Why does it stink so much?”
“Li Xiaobai, what did you do to us? Why haven’t we returned to the Southern Continent?”
“Damn, this is the Eastern Continent!”
“We’ve crossed the sea!”
“How did you manage this?”
The prodigies’ faces were dumbfounded, their eyes shimmering with deep shock. It was unheard of to transport them from the Southern Continent to the Eastern Continent across the starry sky battlefield!
Being in a strange land, unfamiliar with life here, and standing before them was a figure akin to the Great Demon King, they felt anxious. If he decided to beat them up, they would be powerless to resist.
A few female disciples were even paler. Could it be that this demon head had some inappropriate ideas?
“Who are these people? Didn’t the Sect Master say that we shouldn’t kidnap anyone else?”
An old beggar asked somewhat puzzled.
“These are the prodigies on the Human Immortal Ranking List. I kidnapped them to raise them for a while until their sects come to retrieve them, and then we’ll knock them for a good sum,” Li Xiaobai said nonchalantly, smoking a Huazi.
The old beggar was suddenly speechless, originally thinking there was a loophole, only to realize it was all Li Xiaobai’s arrangement.
No wonder it was so easy for him to rank in the top twenty; so these disciples were all your captives?
“These must all be geniuses. Now that we have our own mountain, we have as many Immortal Stones as we want. How much could we possibly make by knocking off a few? These guys must carry a lot of karma. Let’s just kill them all and contribute to our Sin Value!” Ji Wuqing said, his eyes gleaming greedily as he eyed one of the disciples.
“Fool, short-sighted! These guys’ sects are super Great Sects; they are filthy rich, tossing high-quality Immortal Stones around, that’s where the real money is. What good is adding Sin Value,” Ergouzi slapped him to the ground and said while blowing smoke rings.
“The Sect Master instructed us to take good care of them, after all, they come from prestigious sects, let’s not be too harsh. Just throw them in the latrine for a couple of days to start with,” Li Xiaobai said.
Their conversation was casual, as if merely gossiping, but to the group of prodigies, it sounded almost like demonic whispers.
What had they just heard?
Kidnapped? Waiting for their sects to retrieve them?
Going to extort a hefty sum?
That damned small fry even thinking of killing them to accumulate Sin Value?
Is this mountain occupied by the Villain’s Guild?
Does that mean that everyone’s cultivation level here is just a bunch of brigands claiming territory?
The prodigies instinctively gathered behind Wu Mengyao, whose strength and cultivation level were the highest here, subtly taking the lead as the ‘big sister’ among them.
“Sister Meng Yao, these people are so fierce. I’m so scared. I miss our sect!”
A girl trembled as she spoke. Usually, they were treated like Immortals in their sect, cherished like jewels in the palms of the Elders, and were the goddesses in the hearts of countless youths. When had they ever witnessed such brutal and fierce scenes?
The appearance of the Villian’s Guild shattered their perception of the Cultivation World as just and spirited. So, such irrational thugs exist, these must be the people from the Demon Path, right?
“Xi Yue, little sister, don’t be afraid. With your senior brothers here, even if that demon head is strong, he’s still just one person. With so many of us, how could we be afraid of him?”
“Immortal Wu, you were defeated by him too? If several of us join forces, we should be able to bring him down, right?”
“Yes, with so many of us, taking out our trump cards and escaping shouldn’t be a problem. After that, we can ask the sect to step in and clear this area!”
The young talents seemed eager to try.
“Silence!”
“This person’s strength is unfathomable. Even Zhang Kuang was defeated. He’s not someone you or I can contend with!”
“Rather, let us watch and see what exactly he wants to do.”
Wu Mengyao shook her head. In front of Li Xiaobai, she was no different from these disciples, all of them easily defeated by him in one move. Currently under his control, and the situation still unclear, it was best to be cautious and careful.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the turf of my Villian’s Guild. I believe you understand your current situation. Until your elders come to pick you up, just diligently do the work here.”
“Starting now, Wu Mengyao is your little leader. Go over there to pick your tools, and join everyone in cleaning the latrines.”
“If there’s anything you don’t understand, there will be seniors to teach you.”
Li Xiaobai waved his hand nonchalantly and pointed toward the latrine.
“What?”
“You want us to clean your latrine?”
“Do you know who I am? I am the Young Sect Leader of the Mad Blade Sect. My father won’t let you get away with this!”
“Yes, and I am the little princess of Lingyin Sect. How could I possibly do such filthy work?”
“My constitution is pure and unblemished, it cannot be tainted by filth, how dare you insult me this way?”
“Exactly, I am an Immortal. How could I possibly clean up the excrement of you filthy men?”
With these words, the group of elite young cultivators exploded in outrage. Usually aloft and revered by thousands, even if they erred, they would only be punished by facing the wall to reflect on their mistakes, never has anyone dared to treat them like this.
If they hadn’t seen it with their own eyes, they would never believe that the Cultivation World could have such vulgar places!
This is something that only mortals deal with, isn’t it?
“Immortal?”
“Pure and unblemished?”
“Don’t Immortals eat? Don’t Immortals defecate? Don’t Immortals eliminate impurities from their bodies?”
“Have you ever thought about where the impurities you expel go? They don’t just disappear into thin air, do they?”
“Honestly speaking, when you Immortals eliminate waste, you do it in groups. The total amount you produce is much more than male cultivators. Sixty percent of the filth in the latrines is contributed by Immortals. Moving forward, you’ll contribute even more. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. Do your work well, and you’ll be rewarded!”
Li Xiaobai spoke indifferently, causing the young immortals to flush with anger.
This guy’s words are so vulgar, but unfortunately, they all hit the mark; they couldn’t refute him. These intimate friends truly did everything together, irrefutable.
But how could they be expected to clean filth? Does this demon head have no compassion at all?
Wu Mengyao’s breathing became slightly rapid. She had considered many possibilities, but had truly not anticipated this. Even from outside, one could smell the rancid stench; it was hard to imagine what the inside would be like. Her heart couldn’t quite handle it.
“Demon head, were you cuckolded in the past, and now seek to humiliate beautiful women? If that’s the case, you might as well kill me with one sword strike!”
A female disciple, unable to bear it, said with a sob in her voice.
Li Xiaobai shook his head: “No, actually I’m face-blind. I’m not having you clean the latrine because you’re beautiful—I can’t even tell if you are!”
The young talents: “…”