I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1359 - Supreme Green Hat Technique

Chapter 1359: Supreme Green Hat Technique

“Let’s act according to Liu Peng’s established itinerary first,” An Lin whispered. “That way, it’ll be harder for others to discover us. Moreover, we’ll be able to gather some information. Don’t worry, I’ll definitely protect you.”

“Okay, I trust you.” Yang Lingqian nodded.

An Lin had come to the Immortal King Palace to search for the fragment of the Heavenly Dao. If he could sneakily retrieve the fragment without causing a commotion, then that would naturally be the best result.

After all, super mighty beings of the Dao Integration Stage were all freakishly talented and possessed numerous trump cards. Which one of them would be easy to defeat? Out of the thousands of Return to Void Stage cultivators in the Divine Source Continent, only one had broken through to the Dao Integration Stage. From this, it could be seen just how rare and powerful Dao Integration Stage cultivators were.

An Lin had never truly battled against a super mighty being of the Dao Integration Stage before. Thus, even if he was brimming with confidence, he still couldn’t guarantee that he would be able to defeat a Dao Integration Stage cultivator. The most he could guarantee was that he wouldn’t cower in fear before them.

As such, sneakily stealing the fragment of the Heavenly Dao was An Lin’s top priority.

Yang Lingqian also felt much more relaxed and carefree. As expected, Exalted Immortal An Lin isn’t a death-seeking lunatic. He still understands when to advance or retreat. His words from before were merely meant to scare me...

Several other Immortal King Envoys had also brought beautiful females back. If An Lin followed behind them, then he would be able to find the path toward the imperial harem.

Yang Lingqian was the most beautiful out of these females. Thus, she attracted numerous pairs of eyes.

“Roar! Liu Peng, the concubine that you brought looks quite fine.” An eagle-headed, tiger-bodied soul beast wore an expression of envy.

An Lin glanced at the soul beast and chuckled. “The vixen that you brought also has a unique appeal to her...”

The vixen swayed her white tail and winked at An Lin. She didn’t forget to show off her graceful and lithe figure.

It was quite clear that she was the type who voluntarily joined the imperial harem to compete for the Immortal King’s love.

“Hahaha... Mine is just so-so. The Immortal King has grown tired of females of foreign species lately. He’s turned his interest back to human concubines again. I still remember the period when vixens were his favorite...” The soul beast sighed with emotion before glancing at An Lin enviously once again.

An Lin was astonished upon hearing this.

Yang Lingqian suddenly transmitted a message to his mind at this moment.

“Not only is Feng Wuya ruthless and tyrannical, but he’s also obscene and debauched. He’s interested in any beautiful females that bears some resemblances to human females. Out of his three thousand concubines, over half of them are not humans. Vixens, mermaids, snake spirits, banshees, tree spirits... He likes them all...”

An Lin sucked in a sharp breath. Say, this dude is not only a tyrant, but he’s also a horny b*stard?!

How terrifying! He’s so licentious that he’s already targeting foreign species!

An Lin continued to follow behind the Immortal King Envoys. He eventually arrived before a gigantic triangular pyramid structure that towered thousands of meters into the air.

An extremely beautiful female sat before this building. She was currently recording the details of the newly-arrived females.

Her eyes lit up when she saw Yang Lingqian. “What’s your name?”

Yang Lingqian bowed slightly and replied, “This lowly female is Yang Lingqian, daughter of Yong Yang City’s city lord.”

“Are you a virgin?” the female asked.

Yang Lingqian’s cheeks flushed red. However, she still nodded and replied, “Yes.”

“Good, very good.” The female nodded happily and turned her gaze toward An Lin. “Liu Peng, you did very well this time. I give you ten out of ten for your concubine recruitment mission.”

An Lin acted as if he were overjoyed. “Thank you for your praise, Madam!”

Right at this moment, a bell suddenly chimed in his mind.

Ding Dong!

After a long absence, the system interface finally lit up again. An Lin eagerly opened up the system interface.

“Detected that host has arrived near the Spring Light Palace. Now assigning the following special mission:

“A true God of War should take it upon themselves to free all lives from misery and suffering. Detected that over two thousand females have been forcefully imprisoned in the imperial harem. Rescue at least two thousand females, and obtain a favorable impression from two thousand females.

“Mission success: Receive Stage Two Divine Might Technique—Great Divine Might Technique.

“Mission Failure: What do I need this rod for? Impotence for one hundred years.

“Note: The time limit for completion is one month. This mission cannot be rejected.”

An Lin: “...”

An Lin felt like vomiting blood upon seeing this special mission.

What did the system have against his weenie?

His little weenie had never offended it before!

Moreover, this mission required him to rescue two thousand beautiful females from the imperial harem, as well as obtain their favorable impressions. In other words, this mission wanted him to... gift Immortal King Feng Wuya two thousand green hats[1]?

Why so dramatic?!

An Lin suddenly started to feel sorry for Feng Wuya...

“Maid, take Yang Lingqian into the Spring Light Palace,” the beautiful female ordered.

Yang Lingqian looked at An Lin pleadingly.

An Lin secretly transmitted a message.

“Don’t worry, I’ll secretly protect you.”

Yang Lingqian nodded and followed the maid away.

An Lin left the white pyramid structure and walked to an empty location. Then, his body transformed into clouds and mist and vanished from the spot. Mist Immortal Technique!

A stream of clouds and mist breezed through the palace and caught up to Yang Lingqian. It ruffled her luscious hair, yet she was completely oblivious. She fidgeted uneasily as she glanced at her surroundings.

The highest-ranked cultivator here was the beautiful female who was in charge of recruiting the concubines. She was of the Return to Void Intermediate Stage. However, even she was unable to detect An Lin’s movements.

After a short walk, they arrived before a large door.

There were three gigantic golden words engraved above the door—Spring Light Palace!

Yang Lingqian entered the Spring Light Palace. An Lin maintained his misty form and silently sneaked in behind her.

Simply put, An Lin had sneaked into Feng Wuya’s imperial harem.

An Lin looked around curiously. In terms of scenery, this place was definitely outstanding. The Spring Light Palace was an explosion of colors, and there were all kinds of beautiful and exotic flowers in full bloom. Every few steps would lead him to a new scenery, and one would be able to see exquisite sceneries wherever they walked.

Females loved flowers, so there was no problem with such an arrangement.

Apart from these sceneries, there were also numerous triangular palaces dotting the land. They melted into nature wonderfully, and thus appeared especially tranquil and harmonious.

From time to time, the sweet-sounding chatter and giggles of females would also travel into his ears.

On his way, An Lin even saw an octopus concubine. Although she appeared feminine, her smooth and reflective skin was full of suction cups. The sight of this left him shell-shocked. He couldn’t help but sigh in amazement at Feng Wuya’s tastes.

“This will be your residence from now on.” The white-clothed maid smiled. “If you want, you can hang out with the other sisters.”

“I’ll pass on your portrait,” another white-clothed maid added. “If the Immortal King shows interest in you and chooses to grace you with a visit, then you’ll receive unimaginable status and wealth.”

“Thank you, sisters.” Yang Lingqian curtseyed daintily.

“Your appearance is outstanding even among the thousands of other concubines. I trust that the day will come sooner rather than later!”

She farewelled the two white-clothed maids.

Without any regard for her image, Yang Lingqian sprawled herself out onto the bed. “I wonder when Exalted Immortal An Lin will come to rescue me,” she muttered with an upset look. “What will I do if he comes late and Feng Wuya arrives before him...”

[0] Green hat as in green with envy/ being cucked.

[1] In other words, cuck Feng Wuya two thousand times...