I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 678 - Double Tribulation Transcendence

Chapter 678: Double Tribulation Transcendence

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

There was no mistaking it!

F*ck… they are even transcending their tribulations together?!

An Lin took a deep breath as ten thousand alpacas stampeded over his heart.

Adam and Eve were also gripped by fear as they looked up at the lightning surging in the sky.

The lightning might that was gathering in the sky made their skin crawl.

“Don’t be scared. There are only forty-nine bolts of tribulation lightning. Just use all your strength to withstand it, and you’ll be able to successfully progress to Soul Formation Stage!” An Lin yelled toward the two of them.

“Spokesperson An Lin, you…” Eve looked up at An Lin with confusion.

“Spokesperson An Lin never planned to kill us in the first place! If he really wanted to kill me, he would have done so with just one strike of his sword. There would be no need for him to go through all that trouble.” Adam quickly came to a realization as he bowed to Adam.

An Lin was very fond of smart people like Adam, and a smile appeared on his face. “I only wanted you both to recover your true selves prior to your tribulation transcendence. No need to thank me. It’s all up to you now; I wish you luck on your tribulation transcendence!”

He clasped his hands behind his back and a profound expression appeared on his face as he spoke.

“Go f*ck yourself! You were acting this whole time? Are you f*cking retarded? You’re so powerful, what if you accidentally killed Adam and me? Did you derive pleasure from seeing Adam and I suffer? You sick freak!” Eve immediately flared up in rage and let loose a torrent of abuse upon hearing this.

An Lin: “…”

Hmm… it looked like his shock therapy was ineffective.

Should he give them another dose?

Eve still wanted to hurl more abuse at An Lin, but she was prevented from doing so by Adam.

Their domains continued to clash with one another before slowly exhibiting signs of fusing with one another.

The powers of pure yin and pure yang could oppose one another.

But it could also transition into one another!

The golden domain of pure yang and dark blue domain of pure yin continued to fuse before transforming into a domain that was a mixture of blue and gold and had a consistency that was similar to yogurt.

Energy fluctuations that were even more powerful began to explode forth, and even An Lin was a little shocked by the power imbued within.

The lightning in the sky was slowly taking shape.

Rumble…

A bolt of white lightning fell from the sky, bringing boundless light to the world.

An Lin detected a power in that bolt of lightning, and it was a power capable of purifying everything within this world.

It was so pure and seemed to contain countless possibilities.

Immediately afterward, an inky-black bolt of lightning fell from the sky.

The bolt of black lightning seemed to be capable of sucking all the light from the world, and heaven and earth dimmed as if chaos had descended.

“Holy sh*t! Two types of lightning?!” An Lin smacked his lips.

He detected the power of death and annihilation from the black lightning, and it was extremely powerful.

However, since there were two people that were transcending tribulations, there was nothing strange about having two different types of tribulation lightning.

Ever since they were born, they had both been blessed by this world, so it wasn’t too much of a surprise that their tribulation lightning was a bit special.

An Lin could accept all that.

However, who could tell him why they needed to hold hands while transcending their tribulations?

That’s right! Adam and Eve had their hands tightly gripped together as the lightning fell from the sky.

They were caught in a tight embrace before and now they were holding hands… Even their domains had fused together. What the f*ck were they trying to do?!

“Why are you two holding hands? Just focus on transcending your tribulations!” An Lin was a little unsettled by the sense of loneliness that welled up in his heart.

Awkward expressions appeared on Adam and Eve’s faces.

“Er, Spokesperson An Lin, it’s not that we don’t want to let go, but there is a mysterious power that is forcing our bodies into physical contact. This is a very powerful force, so we have no choice but to hold hands!” Adam sighed as he explained.

He swung his hand through the air as he spoke, as if he was trying to prove a point, and sure enough, Eve’s hand also swung through the air, as if it were glued to his.

An Lin: “…”

Alright then, let them do whatever they wanted.

A bolt of black lightning imbued with a fearsome destructive power sudden descended from the sky at this moment before striking Adam!

The lightning tribulation had begun!

The black divine lightning pierced through their joint domains before striking Adam’s head.

Adam’s body trembled as lightning flowed through his body before extending to Eve through their connected hands.

Eve also began to tremble with Adam.

Boom!

A white bolt of divine lightning then struck Eve.

Eve’s body trembled, and the lightning flowed from her body to Adam’s body through the connected hands, and he too began to tremble.

An Lin’s expression darkened at the sight of the two of them trembling in unison.

Eve helped Adam share his lightning while Adam helped Eve share her lightning…

Was this a f*cking buy one get one free promotion?!

This spectacle really did broaden his horizons! Even though it was a bit hard to look at…

The divine lightning was still descending as it alternated between a black bolt followed by a white bolt followed by a black bolt and so on.

Adam and Eve were both clearly struggling, but they resisted the bolts of tribulation lightning with all their might.

Eve was no longer irritable and radical while Adam was no longer weak and had instead become more courageous.

The two of them combined their efforts to withstand the lightning tribulation, and everything progressed quite smoothly.

Their auras began to grow more and more powerful as their Soul Formation Stage bodies were slowly being forged.

However, as time passed, the bolts of tribulation lightning became more and more fearsome in power, and Adam and Eve’s bodies were riddled with injuries.

The fortieth bolt of black lightning, the fortieth bolt of white lightning, the forty-first bolt of black lightning…

Their tribulation transcendence was a bittersweet experience initially, but their expressions were now filled with pain and suffering as they gritted their teeth and persevered.

The forty-seventh bolt of black lightning struck, and the destructive power reduced the earth within a radius of over a hundred feet around them to dust.

Adam’s face was charred black, and his body swayed as if he was about to collapse.

“Adam!” Eve yelled in alarm.

“Ignore me and focus on your own tribulation lightning!” Adam couldn’t help but throw up a mouthful of blood.

Boom!

The forty-seventh bolt of white lightning fell, and Eve collapsed to the ground as Adam’s body also began to tremble.

The two of them appeared to be on the brink of death, and An Lin was getting quite concerned as he urged in an encouraging voice, “Persevere! Don’t give up! There are only two more bolts of tribulation lightning!”

“Bullsh*t…” Eve panted.

“There are clearly still four left!” Adam’s face was filled with despair.

An Lin: “…”

F*ck, he was right!

An Lin gritted his teeth. “Is this the time to be fixated on things like that? You have to hold on!”

“Adam… you have to live on if I die!”

“Even though you hit me and scold me, if you leave, I would be at a loss and I won’t know how to live on by myself. I might just leave with you…”

“No! I need you to keep living! I love you, Adam!”

“I love you too, Eve…”

The two of them looked at each with passion in their eyes, and they closed their eyes in unison before pressing their lips together.

An Lin’s eyes widened, and his mouth gaped open in incredulity.

For f*ck’s sake! You’re transcending a tribulation!

What the f*ck were these two doing making out like this?

Why couldn’t they consider his emotions as a bystander whose relationship status remained single to this very day?!

An Lin was about to collapse. He suddenly wanted the two of them to fail in their tribulation transcendences.

Please, divine lightning, blast these two to death!