I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 945 - Getting Pummeled Again

Chapter 945: Getting Pummeled Again

The Vermilion Bird Princess was the guardian of the Sun Tree!

This was not a baseless assumption.

In fact, it could be said that there was a very high probability of this being true!

An Lin turned to the young woman beside him. He was itching to make a move.

The requirement for obtaining the first stage of the Yang God cultivation method was to use an engulfment spell technique to absorb the essential power of yang from the Sun Tree via mouth-to-mouth contact with the guardian of the Sun Tree.

At the sight of An Lin’s scorching expression, the Vermilion Bird Princess took a step back with a hint of caution in her eyes. “What are you thinking?”

An Lin coughed lightly before replying, “Erm, didn’t you say that you were really grateful for what I did at the arena?”

The Vermilion Bird Princess nodded. “So?”

An Lin made his way toward the young woman before him and appraised her beautiful features, large eyes, beautiful nose, and delicate ruby lips. She had a type of beauty that was filled with purity, innocence, and vitality.

“Just verbal gratitude is not very sincere. I want a present,” An Lin said with a smile.

“Hmm… What present?”

The Vermilion Bird Princess paused for a few seconds but didn’t turn him down in the end.

An Lin swallowed before encircling his arms around the Vermilion Bird Princess’ waist.

“You…”

A crisp voice had just escaped her lips before they were sealed shut!

An Lin’s kiss had completely caught her off guard. Her lips were soft and supple, and perhaps it was because she had just been bathing in the water of true yin just then, but her lips were a little cool and had a sense of sweetness to them.

The Vermilion Bird Princess was completely dumbstruck. Her head was full of mush as she stared with her eyes wide open.

An Lin knew that he only had one instant of opportunity, and he immediately unleashed his engulfment technique!

That’s right, his method was quite aggressive, but it was also the most efficient.

There wasn’t much time left, and if he tried to slowly build a relationship, there was a good chance he would fail. Furthermore, it would weigh on his conscience, and it would also be unfair to the Vermilion Bird Princess. Besides, he didn’t know how to court a bird!

Forcing a kiss upon her was very sudden and abrupt, but it also had the best success rate! He and the Vermilion Bird Princess were sort of like comrades in arms, so he shouldn’t get bashed to death…

Time passed by quite quickly, but it also seemed to move very slowly.

This kiss was something that was planned by An Lin.

But to the Vermilion Bird Princess, it was completely unexpected.

The Vermilion Bird Princess’ soft body began to stiffen.

An Lin used his engulfment technique, but he discovered quite a shocking development…

He was unable to absorb the essential power of yang from the Sun Tree!

That’s right, there was no reaction at all!

Could it be that he was using the wrong pose?

An Lin thought for a moment before using his tongue to pry open her lips before making contact with her teeth.

The Vermilion Bird Princess’ body trembled, and she finally came to her senses as she violently pushed An Lin away.

An Lin could see that the Vermilion Bird Princess was trembling as she looked at him. A heavy blush had appeared on her delicate features, giving her cheeks the appearance of two ripe apples.

“Hmm… Vermilion Bird Princess, this is the present I want…” An Lin felt like there was something wrong, as if he had kissed the wrong person.

The air congealed at that moment.

Before he knew it, the Vermilion Bird Princess had rushed toward An Lin, and she used one leg as a pivot point as her other leg flew toward him, leaving a series of crimson afterimages in the air.

So fast!

An Lin’s pupils contracted.

He didn’t have time to dodge before the red high heel struck his lower abdomen heavily!

Boom!

The space between them exploded as an indescribably overwhelming force erupted.

An Lin could hear the sound of bones breaking and internal organs rupturing.

“Pwah!” He threw up a mouthful of blood as his body flew back before crashing into the white vine walls. The terrifying force of the collision made the entire Sun Tree tremor slightly!

An Lin fell to the ground, curling up into a ball from acute pain.

His powerful body of the War God was instantly broken by the Vermilion Bird Princess.

The Vermilion Bird Princess was much more powerful now than when she was at the arena!!!

“Pervert! Freak! Shameless prick!!!” The Vermilion Bird Princess was about to explode with rage as she made her way toward An Lin.

“Wait, this is a misunderstanding! I made a mistake!” An Lin begged for his life.

The Vermilion Bird Princess became even more enraged, and she gritted her teeth upon hearing this. “Misunderstanding? Irresponsible! Shameless! Scum!!!”

An Lin was just about to speak again when a red high heel appeared before him.

An Lin: “…”

Boom!

This time, his chest caved in from the strike.

However, that was not the end of it.

Attacks continued to fall like a torrential downpour!

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

“Trying to take advantage of me! Die! Die! Die!”

“Ahhhh…”

“I’ll f*cking kill you!”

“No… Not there! Ahhhh…”

“My first kiss is gone! Die! Die! Die!”

“Ahhh… Save me!”

On the other side of the Heart Examining Lake, thunderous strikes and bloodcurdling cries reverberated.

After what felt like an eternity…

The Vermilion Bird Princess was tired out from her relentless attacks, and she sat down beside An Lin while panting heavily.

An Lin’s entire body was bruised and battered. If another Return to Void Stage mighty figure had taken his place, they would’ve died about a dozen times.

The price of this kiss was too damn high! An Lin was extremely repentant.

Most importantly, he seemed to have kissed the wrong person. The Vermilion Bird Princess most likely wasn’t the guardian of the Sun Tree…

The Vermilion Bird Princess glowered at An Lin hatefully. “Why did you suddenly kiss me?”

“Misunderstanding! This was all a misunderstanding!” An Lin shook his head from side to side. “You have to let me explain!”

“Then do it!” the Vermilion Bird Princess urged.

“Er…” An Lin faltered upon hearing this.

How was he supposed to explain? That he had kissed the wrong person?

The Vermilion Bird Princess’ face was still red as she clenched her fists.

She suddenly came to a realization upon seeing An Lin’s expression. “You like me?”

An Lin’s expression shifted drastically. “No! Please don’t misunderstand! I can swear on my integrity!”

The Vermilion Bird Princess’ expression darkened. “Which means that you forced a kiss upon me even though you don’t love me? Do you want to play with my emotions? Hehe…”

“It’s a misunderstanding! Please let me ex… Pwah!” An Lin didn’t even get a chance to finish his sentence before a flurry of fists and a red high heel hurtled toward him.

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

Amid a series of bloodcurdling cries, An Lin had the living daylights bashed out of him again.

There was no intense battle as he was powerless to retaliate against the Vermilion Bird Princess. She had even used her f*cking power of the divine dao…

After a torrential downpour…

An Lin lay sprawled out on the ground. He wore a suicidal expression, and his body was riddled with wounds.

It hurt. It really did hurt. The Vermilion Bird Princess really was trying to kill him.

The Vermilion Bird Princess stepped onto An Lin’s body as she said in a frosty voice, “If you see me as a friend, then tell me why you kissed me!”