I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Chapter 43 - 43: Sorry, I Don’t Have an Unfollow Button Here



Chapter 43 - 43: Sorry, I Don’t Have an Unfollow Button Here

Chapter 43: Sorry, I Don’t Have an Unfollow Button Here

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Li Yidao clicked on the “I Just Play” page, he discovered that this streamer was also livestreaming.

Soon after, a system prompt appeared.

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: I Just Play]

[Death Status Detection: Those who commit many wrongs will meet their own doom. The probability of accidental death is 88%.]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

It seemed that this guy was indeed a wrongdoer.

The system’s prompts were always reasonable.

Li Yidao couldn’t help but internally mock the situation.

If the system wanted to end you, there was no use struggling.

He then opened the chatbox.

“Since you like dancing on tombstones so much, why don’t you dance there permanently.”

“No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!”

With a thumbs-up and a follow, along with the promotional message, Li Yidao directly posted it on the public chat.

With this move, his livestream exploded in an instant!

“Wow! Brother Dao just followed him! Brother Dao just clicked the follow button with a shake of his hand! Did you all see that?!” “D*mn! Is Brother Dao playing this intensely?!” “@Angry Waiter, what’s your relationship with Brother Dao?” “Is Brother Dao eliminating harm for the people?”

“Why do I feel like Brother Dao is doing this out of anger?”

At this moment, all the viewers in the livestream were shocked!

To be honest, most of the fans were just joking or seeking excitement before.

But now… each and every one of them felt the fear welling up from the bottom of their hearts!

To kill someone just like this? This was no joke.

When Angry Waiter sent that comment in the chat, who would have thought that Brother Dao would actually take immediate action?!

Now, to be honest, everyone was feeling a bit uneasy.

Even Li Yidao himself felt that this situation was too eerie!

Even he couldn’t help but feel speechless.

One of the viewers reported a person, and he became the target customer.

This probability was way too coincidental!

Who could he explain this to?

There was simply no good explanation, right?

But…

This guy was not a good person anyway.

To be honest, Li Yidao didn’t feel guilty about following him!

If he gets “killed,” then so be it. It could be seen as eliminating harm for the people!

Originally, “I Just Play” was happily chatting with his fans and joking around.

Suddenly, his expression froze!

An untimely comment appeared in front of him.

Not only that, but at this moment, the number of his livestream viewers skyrocketed!

He was completely dumbfounded!

What was going on?

However, when he saw the notification that “Brother Yidao Funeral Shop” had followed him, he felt a chill down his spine!

F*ck!

Brother Dao!

Who didn’t know Brother Dao’s name recently?

Any streamer who had been followed by him ended up poorly!

Someone might bring up Police Officer Chaoyang again.

But that man was not just an ordinary streamer, okay?

F*ck!

How could Brother Dao follow me?

What grudge did we have?!

In the livestream, some viewers were still clueless and continued to mock him.

“I Just Play, where are you planning to go tombstone dancing today?” “Haha, can you find a more eerie and terrifying place?”

“Or are you going to a cemetery? I want to see what you’d look like in handcuffs.’

“Grin, just like the Monkey King played around with Buddha, now we have ‘I

Just Play’ shaking at a tomb.”

“The one above emphasized the shaking, you’re on point! Haha!”

However, “I Just Play” didn’t respond to any of these jokes.

As for other fans who knew Li Yidao, they instantly realized what was happening.

“D*mn! Brother Dao is here!”

“I Just Play, run! Don’t dance around anymore, or you’ll be doomed!”

“It’s over, it’s over! Brother Play is going to get ‘killed’.” “We are going to miss you.”

“Hey, Brother Play, rest in peace. We’ll miss you.”

“Maybe you should go to the hospital for a few days? There might be a glimmer of hope.”

“No need, going to the hospital is useless. Once Brother Dao makes a move, there’s no chance of survival. Brother, you can rest in peace. I’ll take care of your girlfriend for you.”

At this moment, “I Just Play” also realized what was happening.

He subconsciously widened his eyes and swallowed his saliva!

F*ck!

It didn’t make sense!

He lived so far from Jiang City.

Who did he offend?!

He was skeptical about Brother Dao’s legendary status and believed that it was just a publicity stunt.

After all, they were all in the same industry, and he was familiar with these attention – grabbing tactics.

Most likely, Brother Dao had coincidentally hit a hot topic and then used fake accounts to boost his viewership.

He thought he could play the same tricks.

However, despite saying all that, he felt uneasy after being followed by Li Yidao.

As people’s comments became more and more eerie, he couldn’t handle it anymore.

He quickly said to the viewers, “Guys, my stomach feels a bit funny right now. I’ll take a short break and be back in ten minutes!”

After finishing his sentence, he paid no further attention to the livestream and decided to end it. Then, he directly sent a private message to Li Yidao.

“Brother, what you’re doing is a bit unfair. If you want to create hype, at least give me a heads up in advance, so we can discuss it together.”

In his mind, he thought Li Yidao was just trying to create hype, and they could plan these stunts together.

Seeing the message from the other side, Li Yidao found it somewhat amusing.

“He wants to discuss it? He’s just acting silly.”

He didn’t bother with such nonsense.

“What do you mean, bro? Do you want money? Fine, how much money do you need for me to be unfollowed? One hundred thousand enough? No! Two hundred thousand! Is that enough?”

I Just Play gritted his teeth and directly offered two hundred thousand as the price.

He had no choice. Li Yidao was indeed somewhat mystical. Whether it was a divine will or Li Yidao’s intentional manipulation, it made him feel a chilling sensation.

Seeing the other person offering two hundred thousand to unfollow him, Li Yidao smiled bitterly.

Twenty thousand, he also wanted to unfollow!

But he was powerless!

When he followed Zhang Chaoyang, he had intended to unfollow right after he sent the message, but…

The system prompt indicated that unfollowing was impossible!

Otherwise, what was the point of doing paid advertisements?

Even with just ten thousand followers, he could become a billionaire soon!

“Sorry, I can’t unfollow you,” he honestly replied.

But to I Just Play, this response seemed dishonest.

How could he not unfollow? Who was he trying to deceive?

“D*mn it! One million! Will that do? One million to unfollow! That’s my limit. Brother, stop pushing it! It’s enough!”

I Just Play’s heart was bleeding!

It was one million!

Definitely not a small sum!

How much more dancing did he need to do?

However, the following by Li Yidao made him feel very uneasy.

Moreover, if he became the first person to make Li Yidao unfollow, it would surely become a hot topic and attract a massive influx of new followers.

So, this operation was still advantageous!

Seeing the other person had directly raised the offer to one million, Li Yidao’s eyes turned red!

He really wanted to accept the offer!

But unfortunately…

He was not capable.

I Just Play waited for a long time, but Li Yidao didn’t reply.

His temper flared up.

“F*ck, you’re pushing your luck! Who are you playing with?” “You don’t want a million, right? I won’t give it to you!” “I don’t believe it! Are you really going to kill me today?” After saying this, he cursed a few more times with a red face and decided not to communicate with Li Yidao anymore.

He returned to the livestream.

Since the other party was unmoved, then forget it!

Did he really think that he was a god who could kill anyone he wanted?


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