Chapter 238: Don't Underestimate Autistic Players, You Idiot!
Chapter 238: Don't Underestimate Autistic Players, You Idiot!
Chapter 238: Don't Underestimate Autistic Players, You Idiot!
When Native Noragami, who was wearing a funny rabbit headgear on his head with two rabbit ears flickering, stepped forward, the person in charge of Domas stronghold obviously didnt realize the seriousness of the problem.
At this time, he looked at the player with a contemptuous gaze as if he was watching a mental patient, and he did not hide the contempt in his gaze.
Obviously, he didnt take this duel seriously. For him, it was not a challenge at all.
Can I, the manager of the sixth stronghold of the third base of the southeast zone of the Domino branch of the dignified Doma organization, be defeated by a mental patient?
Impossible!
He even felt that his IQ had been greatly insulted.
Hmph, if you want a duel, I will accompany you at any time. The manager sneered and opened the Duel Disk, My name is Murdoch. Remember it firmly, this is the name of the person who will bring you the end!
This Murdoch was very witty, probably because he knew that the general kind of passer-by who had no face and no name would die the fastest, so he hurriedly reported his name before the fight to gain a sense of presence.
But it didnt matter, our brother Noragami was a veteran autistic player.
Murdoch noticed that when the two sides opened the Duel Disk, the screwballs on the side looked at him with sympathy, giving him the illusion that they were looking at the dead.
However, Murdoch was completely unconcerned.
Hmph, just a frog in the well, you cant even imagine how much power Orichalcos can give people!
Today, I will let you see the strength of the manager of the sixth stronghold of the third base of the southeast zone of the Domino branch of the dignified Doma organization!
The duel began, it was Murdoch who went first. It seemed that this big brother was still very lucky, as he actually got the first turn in the duel with an autistic player.
However, the true autistic player should be able to carry out ones duel at any time, and not be easily shaken by such a trivial matter.
Murdoch drew a card, and then directly enters laughing mode, saying: Haha, told you Orichalcos could give people unimaginable power, such as unshuffling the deck.
I just started with The Seal of Orichalcos directly!
The sacred green barrier opened and immediately included both parties. The patterns of the hexagrams were engraved under the feet on both sides, and the magic circle around them rotated slightly, with complex hieroglyphs engraved on them.
Look, this is the ultimate power bestowed by the God of Orichalcos! Those who are defeated in this barrier will have their souls sucked out!
Murdoch shouted excitedly, and paused deliberately as if trying to find fear and shaken emotions from the other partys face. But he soon found out that it was futile.
After all, the opposite side had a silly bunny headgear on his head, and Murdoch even felt embarrassed for a moment that he had been enjoying himself here for a long time.
Right. After all, the premise of being afraid and shaken is that the other party must have a brain. A fool feels no fear.
So Murdoch continued to operate. He summoned a rare card with an attack power of up to 1800, and it was instantly increased to 2300 after receiving the blessing of Orichalcoss dark power.
[Battle Steer, ATK 1800 ATK 2300]
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A monster with an attack power of 2300 had a very strong suppression power for most duelists today!
Let us now see how Noragami would deal with this pressure. He didnt even summon a single monster, and he just passed the turn after setting three cards!
At this time, Murdoch still didnt realize the seriousness of the problem, and even laughed loudly: Hahahaha, there must be something wrong with your deck construction, right? Cant even summon a single monster? With me, Lord Murdoch, as your opponent, its so pitiful.
Then let me show the least kindness and end your poor life as soon as possible!
Activate Spell Card Polymerization! I fuse Battle Ox and Mystic Horseman in my hand!
Fusion Summon! Rabid Horseman!
Battle Ox was really a very miraculous monster. It could be fused with a centaur to form a species with the head of a bull and the body of a horse, which looked like a product of race-crossing romance.
[Rabid Horseman, ATK 2000 ATK 2500]
But at the moment he activated Polymerization, Brother Noragami also moved: Open the set card! Continuous Trap Skull Invitation! Whenever a card is sent to the graveyard, the owner will receive 300 damage for each card!
Brother Noragami, as a Premium player, certainly wasnt idle after the Battle City. These days, he worked hard from dawn to dusk, tried his best to improve Yuei Vus favorability, and burned out his credit card to buy a lot of crystals. As a result, the strength of his autistic deck was no longer the same as before!
This Skull Invitation was the core of the autistic deck, and it was proof that you had to cross this threshold and officially become a member of the underworld!
[Murdoch, LP 4000 LP 3100]
Here, not only did Murdoch have a -2 card advantage in one fusion, but the LP was also instantly reduced by 900. But he gritted his teeth and ignored it: A mere 900 points of damage is not painful at all. Rabid Horseman, attack directly!
Native Noragami waved his hand again: Trap Card Trap Hole of Spikes! When an opponents monster that was Normal or Special Summoned this turn declares an attack: Destroy that attacking monster, and inflict damage to the opponent equal to half the original ATK of that monster!
The poor Rabid Horseman was just halfway through the aggressive charge, and the ground under its feet immediately split open, and it fell directly into a hole full of spikes, which became a sieve.
Brother Noragami also lost 300 LP because of launching the trap, but compared with the other party, it was nothing at all. Murdoch directly took damage equal to half of the original attack power of Rabid Horseman, which was 1000 points, plus 300 damage due to Skull Invitations effect.
[Murdoch, LP 3100 LP 1800]
Murdoch gritted his teeth: Then I still have the Battle Steer who hasnt attacked yet! Battle Steer, attack directly!
[Battle Steer, ATK 2300]
Native Noragami continued again: Activate Trap Card Defense Draw! Make the battle damage I take from this battle 0, and I can draw 1 card!
Damn it, I end my turn.
Murdoch felt a little aggrieved. Obviously, he was constantly launching fierce attacks, and the opponent didnt even call out a single monster, but on the contrary, he lost more than half of his LP, while the opponents LP hardly changed
In the end, when it came to Noragamis turn, this guy actually only set two cards, and then passed the second time
At this time, Murdoch vaguely began to realize that something was wrong.
This guydoes he plan not to summon even a single monster?
So how is he going to win?
Could it be that he wants to trap me to death?
And then to Murdochs turn. This time he took out another tauren Noragami couldnt help but want to complain: I dont know what kind of special complex this Doma brother has for bulls, why he has such a special liking for the tauren. Its it feels like his deck is a group of various bull warriors
[Battle Ox, ATK 1700 ATK 2200]
Then Noragamis trap was activated again at this moment, this time it was a Floodgate Trap Hole, which, when the opponent summoned a monster, could turn that monster to face-down Defense Position, and the controller could never turn it back on its own initiative. Its almost like being sent to the underworld
Murdoch was distraught, and once again ordered Battle Steer to attack. However, an attack of this level of course couldnt harm a true autistic player. The Trap Card Counter Gate immediately negated the opponents direct attack and let the owner draw a card.
Earning card advantage, blocking the attack, and getting the opponent angry by the way, it was killing three birds with one stone.
Brother Noragami deserved to be a veteran autistic player who has gotten hold of the essence of the underworld.
He didnt summon even a single monster, and dangled around the opponents face like a naked girl, tempting the opponent to take the initiative to attack.
Then when the fierce and hungry tiger on the other side rushed to eat, oh, he hit a wall and found that there was a bottomless abyss ahead.
Want to fuck me?
Hey, I show it but wont give it to you, are you angry?
Murdoch was furious, but he had no choice but to end his turn.
Then Brother NoragamiBrother Noragami set three cards this time, and passed again
Murdoch was very angry. After drawing the card, he first used the Pot of Greed to earn a +1 card advantage, then looked down, and started laughing again.
Do you think your tactics are very powerful? This Doma manager suddenly turned his face upward and laughed maniacally, I want to see how long your meek tactics can last under the infinite power (printing card) of us Doma!
I activate Quick-Play Spell Bronze Knights! Discard any number of cards in my hand, and special summon the same number of Bronze Knight tokens! (Anime card)
I discard two cards in my hand and Special Summon two Bronze Knight tokens!
[Bronze Knight Token, ATK 500 ATK 1000] x2
Then I normal summon Enraged Battle Ox!
Another tauren warrior in red armor appeared on the stage, swinging an ax and screaming in a high voice, looking quite emotional.
[Enraged Battle Ox, ATK 1700 ATK 2200]
Native Noragami:
How much do you like tauren, why are there all kinds of tauren in your deck
In this way, the number of monsters on Murdochs field reached five. Except for one tauren who was sent to the underworld (face-down Defense Position), there were a total of four monsters that could attack.
Hahahaha! How is it? This is Orichalcoss divine power! He laughed triumphantly, With so many attacks, can you still survive?
At this time, Murdoch only had two words in his heart
I win!
There was a unique pleasure when you were finally about to break through the autistic defense line, and about to crush the other party under your heel!
However, Native Noragami had no fluctuations in his heart. He even had time to think
Dont underestimate autistic players, you idiot!
Open the set card, Noragami flipped over the set card, Trap Card Just Desserts!
Its useless! No card can save you now!
Full of confidence, Murdoch yelled first to increase his momentum, but just in case, he narrowed his eyes and carefully read the effect description text of the trap card projected on the opponents field.
Hmm Let me see, for every monster on the opponents field, deal 500 points of damage to the opponent! ?
WTF, does it mean a direct 2500 damage to me! ?
No way! ! !
Murdoch, LP 0