Illusions, Lies, Truth

Side Story: Book Writer, Extra 1: Lu Yang’s Cell Phone Records

Side Story: Book Writer, Extra 1: Lu Yang’s Cell Phone Records

Translator: by Trespasserby and lucathia (proofread by Faren; C/E edited and typesetted by lucathia)

pg. 55

Jiang Ziya’s Exclusive Records Made Public

Black, Short Hair

Easy to trim and style it himself!

Black

The left eye has a mutated blue patch.

Summer Short Sleeve Tee

(An off-price department store special sale sold it for NT$199.)

Mechanical Watch NT$12,800

(A present his brother-in-law gave him for his birthday. The only luxury good he has on him.)

Blue Washed Jeans josei

(x Le Fu Warehouse generic brand. NT$399.)

All-Purpose Shoulder Bag

(Purchased at the underground street by the MRT for NT$299. Contains an English dictionary, a private diary, a small bunny hair clip for Jiang Jiang, a bag of fruit gummies for Jiang Xue, and an emergency breakfast for Lu Yang.)

White Poma Sneakers

(From a Hua Yuan Night Market stall. NT$399.)

Lu Yang: (￣_￣)y: My friend, you really are so unsophisticated that it makes me see you in a new light.

pg. 56

The popular side story.~

How can the story’s main character be missing from the warm reception?

This time, Jiang Ziya’s special records are made public~~

(Classmate Lu Xiao Yang is online, hahaha.)

Exclusive secrets!Jiang Ziya’s private record keeper. [arrow pointing to Lu Yang]

Lu Yang: As long as it’s about Jiang Ziya, I definitely have it recorded.

pg. 57

T University’s Sought After Secret: The Foreign Language Department Course Table

Foreign Language Department Course Table

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

1

08:10 — 09:00

Selected Readings of English News

2

09:10 — 10:00

English Lecture

3

10:10 — 11:00

4

11:10 — 12:00

Shakespearean Comedy

C

12:10 — 13:00

D

13:10 — 14:00

English General Education

6

14:10 — 15:00

Introduction to Western Literature

Selected Readings of English Poems (1)

PE1: Fencing

7

15:10 — 16:00

8

16:10 — 17:00

The History of Chinese Literature

Thursday

Friday

1

08:10 — 09:00

2

09:10 — 10:00

Intro to Western Literature

Contemporary English Drama

3

10:10 — 11:00

Spoken English Practice (1)

4

11:10 — 12:00

C

12:10 — 13:00

Cultural Borders

D

13:10 — 14:00

6

14:10 — 15:00

Literature Reading (Part 1)

7

15:10 — 16:00

Shakespearean Comedy

8

16:10 — 17:00

pg. 58

[Slay Teeth Debris is Lu Yang. Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing is Jiang Ziya.]

Lu Yang Slays Teeth Debris

Slay Teeth Debris: Although you can’t tell from his appearance, Ziya is actually a top student! +????+ His English paper from last time even made the teacher praise it for half the class period!

Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing: What do you mean you can’t tell from my appearance? ￣ ￣+

Speaking of papers, Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream is due this week~~

Slay Teeth Debris: The newly opened “Honest House Ramen” is pretty good!

Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing: Is this now a deal where I complete five assignments to redeem for one meal?

Slay Teeth Debris: Rely on friends to eat, rely on brothers for papers. *^÷^*

Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing: Dream on!

pg. 59

Special! The Route of the Single Day Big Chase

[Route Stop Names from Left to Right]

Qing Wei Gong

Jiang Xue Intersection

Qin Xue Avenue

BJD Exhibition Hall

Bo Jun Street

Si Jie Supermarket

Taiyi Street

Jiu Ge Bookstore

Dong Huang Avenue

T University

Xiang Public Station

Botanical Gardens

Wawa Kindergarten

Park of Truth

Zhi Ling Road

San Ri Yue Highway

Lu Yang: Jiang Jiang’s kindergarten happens to be on Ziya’s way to school. Sometimes when Yu-jiějie is too busy, Ziya becomes responsible for bringing a little girl out with him…

pg. 60

Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing: What are you playing at?

Slay Teeth Debris: That Lin Zhixiang from the math department. After we saved her last time, I conveniently exchanged contact information with her!

Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing: No matter how you look at it, the information you exchanged was all my home’s information…

Slay Teeth Debris: Isn’t your house my house?

Grand Duke Jiang is Fishing: This “Law of the Fat Tiger” declaration is…

Slay Teeth Debris: You’re wrong, you’re wrong. It’s the same path. Going to you or to me are just different routes to the same destination.

*Law of the Fat Tiger: What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is still mine. In the end, it’s all mine.

Compiler’s Note: Ziya’s normal means of transportation is the motorbike he bought with his part-time job. It only takes thirty minutes to go from T University to Park of Truth if there’s no traffic.

Ziya: Zhi Ling Road basically only experiences traffic once a day—from morning until night.

pg. 62

Secret! Every Aspect of the Address Book

Name: Jiang Yu

Birthday

Address: Bei City San Jiang Road #669

18F Park of Truth

Home: 02-2013814

Cell: 0977-180112

Name: Jiang Qibing (work)

Birthday

Address: Bei City Double Jiang Road #50 Gaobao Rising 3F

Home: 02-2207550

Cell: 0977-814040

Name: Jiu Ge Bookstore

Birthday

Address: Bei City Dong Huang Avenue Taiyi Street

Alley 88 1F

Home: 02-288888

Cell:

Name: Fu Taiyi

Birthday

Address:

Home:

Cell: 00999-540540

Name: Fu Jun

Birthday

Address:

Home:

Cell: 0999-999159

Name: Lu Yang

Birthday

Address: Bei City Huan Shan Road #1 1F

Home: 02-817040

Cell: 0913-201817

Lu Yang: As his perennial emergency contact, I can’t believe that I’m actually behind Fu Jun. →_→

[Schedule Book]

2013 Tues 8/15

Goals/Maxims

Schedule

Tasks

*Remind Taiyi: Damage to the left bookcase

Waiting to be fixed

*Tell Fu Jun:

Tomorrow 9:00~12:00, Taiyi needs to be at Jiu Ge. There’ll be a guest.

The Little Prince +5

Ghost Blows +2

Damages (TV) -3

Human Doll Contract 2013