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Chapter 807: New Nickname
Chapter 807: New Nickname
Chapter 807: New Nickname
“You want to stay overnight?” I frowned at Xiao Qin and said, “School officially starts tomorrow, but you left your bag at home. Are you fine with not having any textbooks tomorrow?”
Xiao Qin pressed her index fingers together. She lowered her head, then secretly sneaked glances at me.
“I left some of the new textbooks in the classroom. In case I don’t have one of the textbooks, then I can also borrow yours… a childhood friend should have the privilege to borrow textbooks, right?”
“That’s true…” I couldn’t refute and scratched my head.
“Also, your home is closer to the school. If I can stay overnight, then I can get up later tomorrow morning and I don’t have to squeeze into a crowded subway… a childhood friend should have the privilege to borrow a room, right?”
I interrupted Xiao Qin, “Are you only borrowing a room?”
“Of course!” Xiao Qin said strangely, “Did you want me to do something else?”
I was still unsure, “Do you promise to just sleep?”
“I promise!” Xiao Qin stretched out her hand, “If you don’t feel comfortable, you can supervise me from the side! If I don’t sleep, then it’s up to you to punish me…”
Who wants to watch you sleep! I’m definitely going to sleep in a separate room! Our parents are most likely going to sleep together tonight, so it would be a tragedy if I also sleep with you!
“Then you could sleep in the large bedroom…” I was halfway through the sentence when I suddenly remembered that the large bedroom was already almost full of adult goods, especially those silicone dolls, it would be too humiliating if it was discovered by Xiao Qin.
“You could sleep in my room! I’ll sleep in the large bedroom!” It had to be arranged this way.
“(^__^) Hehehe… I like the smell of Ye Lin classmate’s room the most!” Xiao Qin excitedly opened her arms and made a victory pose.
“As a childhood friend, I will sleep honestly and not disturb you!”
She made a solemn vow.
“But, but…” she blushed and licked her lips, “I won’t lock the door, so if you want to come in to talk to me, you are always welcome! There’s no need to knock either!”
Is that an invitation for a night visit? Who would do such a thing? I’m treating you like my sister! Also, I can only last 3 minutes because of my heart condition!
Huh? I don’t think my heart problems have anything to do with it, so why would I suddenly think of my heart problems? What a mystery!
“Make sure to lock the door! I’m not going to talk to you in the middle of the night! And you’re not allowed to come to me either or I’ll deduct your stars!”
“Ye Lin classmate is really cunning since you’re always using stars to threaten me…” Xiao Qin pouted, “Do I even need to exchange stars to talk to Ye Lin classmate? A childhood friend should have the privilege to have heart-to-heart talks?”
I said angrily, “That’s for during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it’s when both parties are wearing clothes!”
“What? Does Ye Lin classmate expect me to have a heart-to-heart talk with you naked?” Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, “You’re too horny! I obviously won’t do that anymore…”
“You really won’t do it anymore?” I expressed doubt.
Really!” Xiao Qin’s eyes were very clear, as if she showed a great determination to change her ways, “It’s too embarrassing to strip naked and look for you! I’ll just wait for you on my bed without locking the door! I will make sure to wear some warm clothes rather than shamelessly being in the nude!”
I had a bad feeling: “While we don’t have to turn on the air conditioning every day, it’s still very hot, so why do you need to wear warm clothes?”
Xiao Qin blinked her innocent eyes, “I’m afraid of getting cold, so I still need to wear socks, but as for other clothes…”
So what you meant by saying you’re not going to be nude is that you’re going to be wearing a pair of socks! How is that any different than being nude! I could already imagine the lewdness in my head just thinking about that scene!
Nevertheless, I still let Xiao Qin stay at our house.
I admit that Xiao Qin’s words made my thoughts impure, but I had to pass this test with my own willpower.
Xiao Qin was right about one thing. Staying in each other’s homes was indeed a privilege of being a childhood friend.
If my dad and Auntie Ren get married, then I would have to live under the same roof as Xiao Qin every day. If I couldn’t withstand the temptation and actually visited her at night, then how would I resist the opportunities in the future.
In order to prevent me from doing it in the future, I have to start training hard now and train my restraint —— I already put a lot of thought into it!
The night was quite dangerous, but it finally passed without any incidents.
I don’t know if it was because Xiao Qin stayed up late last night to wait for me, or if sleeping in my bed made her feel at ease, but she overslept the next morning.
“Wake up! The sun’s shining! Get up and have breakfast!”
I banged on my door from outside.
“Woah!” Xiao Qin abruptly woke up, and then wailed, “I can’t believe I woke up later than Ye Lin classmate! If I’m so lazy, he’ll dislike me!”
“I won’t dislike you! Wear your clothes! I’ve already heated up breakfast! After breakfast, we’ll go to school!”
“I, I can’t believe I made Ye Lin classmate help me prepare breakfast…” Xiao Qin seemed to be repenting while kneeling on the bed, “I’m a failure as a childhood friend, I have to work harder in the future!”
After a chaotic period of morning preparation, I walked to school with Xiao Qin.
The Mahjong Auntie, who lives upstairs, usually goes to the market every day to buy groceries. She saw me coming out of the door with Xiao Qin as she was heading downstairs today,
The auntie was shocked and looked at me as if I had done something to Xiao Qin last night.
Although Xiao Qin didn’t have “auntie phobia”, the auntie’s eyes were really scary, so Xiao Qin hid behind me like she was begging for my protection.
I was worried about gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: “My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so they stayed over at my house —— the public transportation system is awful!”
“That’s right!” The auntie absentmindedly agreed, “A lot of them don’t even give change…”
She didn’t even finish her sentence before she looked at Xiao Qin and asked: “Are your parents not worried about you staying at a boy’s place?”
“They’re not worried!” In order to eradicate the rumors, I lied: “We’re all men, so what can go wrong when you stay at a classmate’s place? He’s just a good-looking guy!”
“What?” The Mahjong Auntie’s jaw almost dropped to the floor as she pointed at Xiao Qin and asked, “You’re saying she’s a man? How is that possible? I’m not blind yet!”
“How is it not possible!” I justifiably pointed at Xiao Qin’s chest, “Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Can you even call yourself a girl when you’re chest is this flat?”
28 Middle’s spring and fall school uniforms were already large in size. The uniform covered up all of Xiao Qin’s curves, and the slight bulge in her chest was covered up.
The Mahjong Auntie frowned and still had some doubts. I directly reached out and slapped Xiao Qin’s chest twice to prove that there was nothing under the clothes.
“Oooh…” Xiao Qin made a strange, bitter sound and looked at me with grievances.
I realized I was being a pervert after I had already patted her chest.
“Oh, so he’s a boy…” the Mahjong Auntie finally believed it, “I’m really behind with the times, even boys can be this beautiful…”
She then walked down the stairs.
Xiao Qin stood in place with a red face for a while, then finally she said:
“Ye Lin classmate hurt my self-esteem, so you should give me a few stars as compensation, right?”
I had a guilty conscience, so I could only agree: “I’ll give you 3 silver stars, so you will now have 4 gold stars. Once you get another gold star, I’ll buy you a new phone…”
“Actually… I don’t hate being touched by Ye Lin classmate…”
Xiao Qin, afraid I would misunderstand, explained, “But to describe me as a man without breasts, that makes me really sad…”
“Um… I was afraid she would spread rumors and ruin your reputation!”
“I know Ye Lin classmate did it for my own good.” Xiao Qin nodded, “Also, I hope you will keep the stars in exchange for touching my breasts activity…”
Who would even make that an activity! I gave you 3 silver stars to apologize, it’s not payment for touching your breasts!
If people heard our conversation, especially when I said I’d buy you a new phone… they might have thought I was exchanging money for sexual favors!
However, in the end I still miscalculated, while I was able to keep Xiao Qin’s reputation by saying she was a man, I somehow gained another nickname.
–The “Butt Fucking Demon”.
How did the Auntie even spread the gossip! How did she turn a “beautiful boy sleeping over” into me “fucking my male classmate in the ass”?
The nickname spread like wildfire, together with the earliest rumors that Tang Jiang had spread that I had AIDS, all the hooligans would try their best to avoid me.
Later, the Mahjong Auntie finally found out that Xiao Qin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. The nickname “Butt Fucking Demon” had spread, so there was no point trying to correct it.
“Um… the one you saw last time was a boy, they are twins!”
After that, word began to spread that I didn’t care about gender and that I was the biggest sex fiend in Dong Shan City.
Everyone reached a consensus: people had to prevent against fires, theft, and Ye Lin. Also, you should never get into a conflict with Ye Lin alone. Otherwise, while you may only sustain minor injuries, you will have to pay the price with your butt. He might even retaliate afterwards and rape your whole family, even your family raised sow won’t be spared.
Who has those kinds of tastes! Who are you calling a “bisexual AIDS butt fucking demon”! Why are you avoiding me? The last time I stopped a punk to try and tell him the truth, he almost pissed himself as he kneeled down and begged:
“Please let me go! I have hemorrhoids!”