I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 233 – The Mushroom From Memories

“Really?”

I can picture Xiao Qin’s sparkling eyes even through the door.

“Not only are you not kicking me out, but you’re also giving me permission to help you change?!”

Who let you help me change? You think I’m a doll?

Xiao Qin ran into my bedroom while giggling. She took longer than expected to bring out some clothes and she directly knocked on the bathroom door.

“Ye Lin classmate, I’m coming in! I’m asking for permission! If you don’t say anything, then I’ll take it as approval!”

She spoke in a quiet voice that could barely be heard over the rushing water.

She said as she was about the open the bathroom door.

I hurriedly held onto the door tightly from the inside.

Xiao Qin tried pulling on the door a couple of times and muttered in bewilderment: “It seems like your bathroom door’s lock is even more broken now...”

Nonsense! The whole point of a lock is to prevent the door from opening! To be fair, the lock should really be fixed. I don’t know how many people (including me) will eventually expose themselves in front of others.

“You don’t have to bring my clothes in!” I said, “Leave it in the basket on top of the washing machine! Don’t stay in the living room either, I have to come out and change clothes!”

“O~kay!” Xiao Qin answered seriously, “Then I’ll wait for you on your bed!”

Who let you wait on my bed! There’s still the large room... no, it’s full of adult goods. Even if Xiao Qin already knows of my family business, it’s still embarrassing to let her see. What about my dad’s study? That won’t work either, there’s the big breasted mouse pad —— other than the living room, is there only my bedroom left?

“You... can go to my room, but don’t cause any trouble! Doesn’t my room have a punching bag? You can hit it a couple of times if you’re bored!”

“Ye Lin classmate is strange!” Xiao Qin said with a smile, “Why would a girl want to hit a punching bag? I’ll wait for you on the bed, come quickly, okay~?”

Aren’t the roles reversed? Isn’t it usually the girl taking a shower while the guy waits on the bed? Why does it feel like I am going to get taken advantage of?

Because my D was sticky from the ketchup, I had to spend more time than usual to clean it.

I might have cleaned it more seriously than usual... But it’s only because it has ketchup on it, it has nothing to do with Xiao Qin!

I suddenly remembered what Xiao Qin said previously: she wants to dip the ketchup that was on my body...

No! You can’t let your imagination run wild! Your only duty is to clean your body, if any part grows uncontrollably, then it’s only because of the hot water!

I exited the bathroom with a towel wrapped around my waist and it seemed Xiao Qin listened and did not try to launch a surprise attack.

I glanced at the basket on top of the washing machine and saw my clothes and underwear neatly folded in a pile.

Although it seems like I should praise Xiao Qin for being so attentive, I immediately deducted 50 points when I saw her peeking on me with her head stuck out from the door.

“Ye Lin classmate is so robust!” Xiao Qin’s face was flushed red.

It was all in order to defeat you! If you never bullied me, I might be as skinny as the class leader, or as fat as Eunuch Cao!

I picked up my boxers and was about to put it on, but I realized my front would get revealed to Xiao Qin when I lift my leg.

“Go back inside, close the door. Don’t try to sneak a peek!”

I yelled at Xiao Qin.

“Don’t be so stingy~~~ I already saw the places I want to see, it’s not like I’ll get pregnant if I look a bit more!”

Xiao Qin said in the tone of a childish tantrum.

Huh? So it seems Xiao Qin is not interested in what’s behind my towel? Why... does it make me feel a bit disappointed?

“Hey, it seems you don’t want to see my naked body?”

Xiao Qin was still all smiles.

“Actually, as long as I use my imagination, Ye Lin classmate is always fully naked!”

What kind of imagination is that! Should a girl in the prime of her youth use her imagination like that?

“By the way, it doesn’t matter if you’re using a towel to cover it. I’ve already seen what’s underneath a long time ago!”

I turned pale with fright.

Huh? When did you see it! Did you also hide a camera in the thermos along with the listening device? Then doesn’t that mean you also filmed my dad taking a shower?

Xiao Qin waved her hands and said still smiling:

“It’s not that big of a deal~~~ I already saw your small mushroom when we were kids! It was more than once!”

Ah, I remembered. The only skill I had back then was being able to pee further than the other boys. I always wondered why the Little Tyrant did not compete with us!

Xiao Qin held her red face with one hand, “It’s a beautiful memory now that I think back~~~~”

Beautiful my ass! I once accidentally touched your hand without washing my hands after one of the peeing competitions, and you ended up burying my head into the dirt! Did you want me to cosplay as an ostrich? I really thought I was going to bite the dust!

I also don’t like it when you refer to it as a small mushroom! You don’t even have a small mushroom and you had to stuff socks in your underwear!

“Hmph, you better not have the misconception that my small mushroom didn’t grow at all like your breasts! Don’t act like you know everything about me!”

Xiao Qin puffed her cheeks when I mocked her breasts.

“Ye Lin classmate is too impatient. Sown seeds don’t mature in a day! It will grow bigger after a while! At least it’s not completely flat like before!”

I still only had a towel wrapped around me. I can’t change my clothes if Xiao Qin is still looking.

“Hmph, it’s not like your breasts changed much. At most, it only went from a flat board to a road bump. You have no right to laugh at my small mushroom!”

Xiao Qin appeared to be hurt, “What’s wrong with a small mushroom! Because you have a small mushroom, it’s a perfect pair with my road bump! I think Ye Lin classmate’s small mushroom is the cutest!”

Hey, hey, stop adding small! Do you think I won’t remove my towel and give you a shock!

“Anyway, I won’t give you the cold-shoulder because of this...” Xiao Qin said with an understanding smile, “As long as you don’t give me the cold-shoulder...”

Who needs your sympathy! I’m the one who will give you a cold-shoulder! You’re extremely violent and your breasts are tiny, who would even want you as a girlfriend! I’m currently looking for an excuse to dump you!

I was seething with anger but it seemed my anger was being pumped somewhere else! This is bad!

Xiao Qin’s eyes widened in shock.

“Ye Lin classmate, your towel looks strange? It’s swelling? What are you hiding under there? Did you put a shampoo bottle there?”

It was only a momentary shock, then her gaze turned sympathetic.

“Isn’t it pretty much like me when I stuffed socks in my underwear? You don’t have to do it in front of me. Regardless if you’re tall, skinny, or fat, I will accept all of you...”

Her tone changed and she became more eager, “Haha, although sis Ying Ran said size matters, I will never worry about Ye Lin classmate’s size! It’s fine if it’s very small! I will use love to fill it up!”

Why are you looking down on me! My body was not the only thing that had grown in the past three years! You were the one who forced me, I don’t care what happens next! I’ll let you reunite with the small mushroom from your memories!

In the heat of the moment, I tore off my towel and revealed everything to Xiao Qin.