I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 50 – Excluding Body Weigh

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“What are you doing?”

I subconsciously ducked, thinking that Xiao Qin would throw herself into my arms.

But Xiao Qin just walked over to the bed, smiled and pointed at the wall behind me.

I turned my head and found that the wall behind me was shining.

The star stickers Xiao Qin pasted on the wall gave off a pale blue glow.

With the dark backdrop of the bedroom, these stars that went up to the ceiling was like the real Milky Way, giving people a feeling of sudden intoxication.

“How is it? I cut it out with fluorescent paper, isn’t it beautiful?”

Xiao Qin smugly sat next to me, holding the bedside and swinging her legs back and forth.

Xiao Qin had a dream-like beauty under the fluorescent light.

Under the cold blue light, it was like Xiao Qin and I became virtual lifeforms in a video game, communicating in a way where no one would understand.

Just by adjusting the lighting in the room, the atmosphere between us completely changed.

This was definitely a magic that I couldn’t understand.

I suddenly felt that extra weight was added to my left shoulder.

Xiao Qin’s weight.

She leaned against my left shoulder all cute and helpless-looking.

Closed eyes, not speaking, we were so close that I could hear her fine breathing sounds.

Even her heartbeat was vaguely visible.

It seemed to be very comfortable, very reassuring, like the cat who used to sleep on my lap in my grandmother’s house.

I suddenly wanted to reach out and pat her head, or touch her soft bangs.

Just like petting a cat.

But Xiao Qin was not a cat.

She was a viper.

I almost got fooled again.

She must have realized that her strong offensive would only be met with strong resistance, so she changed to be more mild.

She was not in a hurry to let me promise to be her boyfriend, but to slowly and unconsciously improve our intimacy until one day I’ll realize that I was already used to this relationship and could no longer live without her.

This theory was called “Boiling a frog in warm water”, the language teacher has even assigned it as an essay topic previously.

Thinking of this, I suddenly got up, Xiao Qin lost her support and fell onto the bed like a sack.

“o(gt;_lt;) o Don’t go~ Ye Lin classmate~”

I sat back on the study chair again, it was really uncomfortable to sit on the worn out chair.

Fortunately, my eyes have adapted to the surrounding darkness and I could clearly see what was on the desk.

“There’s nothing else for me here! I’m going home!”

Xiao Qin showed a disappointed and frustrated expression, she was lying on the bed and watched me pack my USB and school bag.

“Is Ye Lin classmate going to take brother Optimus Prime brother away as well?”

A pitiful tone, as if I was the one who snatched her things.

“No shit! Of course!”

I answered her in a bad mood.

“Are you only going to bring brother Optimus Prime, aren’t you going to bring me back as well?”

Looking at Xiao Qin’s eager expression, like she couldn’t wait to get into my bag.

I was seething with anger.

“Who the hell will take you home! What the hell am I going to say to my dad if I take you home!”

“Just, just say that you picked me up on the road, a poor homeless female classmate is just fine! Uncle Ye is kindhearted, he will definitely take me in!”

Xiao Qin grasped her two small fists and spoke like I was her accomplice.

Who wants to take care of you! Even if we took care of a cat or dog, we won’t take care of you! We don’t have that kind of surplus food to feed you!

And if I did that, aren’t I just kidnapping a female student? Won’t Auntie Ren be really angry? She will definitely come to our house to give me and my father a beating and hand us over to the police!

She may have felt that it was inconvenient for me to pack things in the dark, so Xiao Qin turned on the ceiling lamp in the bedroom.

The room was once again lit up.

Xiao Qin hugged the down pillow between her hands and her legs. A lonely expression because I wouldn’t let her lean on me.

“Can Ye Lin classmate finish dinner first and then leave? I’ll cook delicious foods for you to eat!”

Half of her face was hidden behind the pillow and she spoke like she was a national level chef.

I don’t believe that she can cook, even if she could barely cook something, it must be a dark dish that can poison someone to death.

I’ll continue to pack my bags.

Seeing that I didn’t look forward to the dinner at all, Xiao Qin asked me if I wanted to eat pineapple, if I wanted to eat cherries, if I wanted to eat dried fish and if I wanted to eat chocolate...

“Do you think I’m a foodie like you! And stay just because you have good food? Stop dreaming!”

Xiao Qin finally surrendered.

“Ye Lin classmate, if you really want to go, I won’t stop you.”

I waited to see what else she had to say.

“However, I still have some computer problems that I don’t understand. Can you spend some time teaching me?”

Xiao Qin had a humble tone seeking advice.

Dad once said to me that “the human problem lies in liking to lecture others”, which meant that regardless of whether the person is an idiot or not, he would still like to explain to other people and hope to be someone else’s teacher.

When you’re someone else’s teacher, you can point out their shortcomings and deficiencies to highlight your own superiority.

I may also have this bad habit.

Xiao Qin was indeed really poor at using a computer, I felt that I had an obligation to help her improve.

If her computer skills improved, she probably won’t come to me for help to fix her computer anymore, right?

With this in mind, I settled on the study chair.

“What computer knowledge do you want to learn, let’s talk about it, but I will only stay until 5 o’clock at the latest!”

Xiao Qin graciously expressed her acknowledgement.

In the following hour, I patiently answered many of Xiao Qin’s childish questions.

In terms of hardware, like how the keypad area of a notebook can only be used with a hotkey, and how you have to put batteries into a wireless mouse. I can’t believe she has never heard of it.

The software aspect was also a complete mess, she didn’t even know how to switch between Chinese simplified and traditional inputs.

While teaching her knowledge and calling her newbie and stupid, I had a sense of superiority.

In order to show off, I also downloaded “Plants vs. Zombies” online to show her how to play.

Xiao Qin hugged the pillow and was watching with great fascination.

I accidentally played one too many stages. For a time, Xiao Qin had nothing to say and fell into an awkward silence.

“That, Ye Lin classmate, I just asked you a lot of questions. Would you like to ask me one?”

Xiao Qin always has a way to find new conversation topics.

I didn’t respond and put a Wall-nut on the path of incoming Zombies.

“You can ask anything you want! You can even ask me embarrassing questions! Excluding my body weight that’s a secret, I’ll tell you whatever you ask me!”

After Xiao Qin finished, she blinked and waited for me to ask questions.

“You......”

I wanted to find a suitable word to describe her stupidity.

“Ah! I can’t talk about that place!”

Xiao Qin held her face and shouted bashfully.

What place can’t you talk about! Can you not casually make me imagine stuff! And didn’t you just say that you can tell me about anything except your weight?

Girls really like to lie.

I suddenly thought that Shu Sha did not seem to lie as much as Ren Xiaoqin.

Since the class leader is a justice devil, and lying goes against the principle of justice, so she tries to speak the truth as much as possible, right?

Why don’t I ask a question about the class leader.

“Xiao Qin, did you eat lunch with the class leader on Friday?”

Xiao Qin nodded.

“You and the class leader... didn’t have any altercations, right?”

Xiao Qin shook her head.

I felt that Xiao Qin looked very foolish while nodding and shaking her head.

“Hey, do you not know how to talk? What do you actually think about the class leader? Are you sure you’re not pretending to be friendly, but actually want to stab her in the back?”

I was really worried about that happening. Xiao Qin’s real combat power even somewhat scared me. The class leader wouldn’t last a second in front of her.

She might even cover her face and ambush the class leader on the way out of school, suddenly rushing out from the street and breaking the class leader’s arm!

It was even possible that she would kill her.

“Haha, Ye Lin classmate’s thoughts are really strange! How could I do anything bad to the class leader?”

Xiao Qin held a pillow with a stupid and naive look.

“You won’t? Why do I feel like it’s something you’re capable of doing?”

“Of course not! If you want to know why, it is because I am very slow-witted!”

I don’t understand the internal connection of her being slow-witted and not doing anything to the class leader.