I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 52 – A Matter of Life and Death

“Mom, I’m changing right now, can you wait for a bit? I’ll be out in a sec.”

Xiao Qin replied and stopped hiding behind her pillow.

She wiped her face and the tears that were scared out by me were sent flying.

Her eyes were dead calm, full of self-confidence.

Auntie Ren who heard what Xiao Qin said, didn’t open the door and seemed to have sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV.

Using the noise of the TV, Xiao Qin whispered to me:

“Ye Lin classmate, what should we do? My mother’s back! How unexpected...”

Unexpected my ass! You clearly knew that Auntie Ren would come back today! Obviously, you set a trap and wanted to let Auntie Ren catch me in the act!

I didn’t dare make a sound and stared at her.

Xiao Qin had an expression as if she was wronged.

“I really didn’t expect that mom would come back early?”

“Ye Lin classmate can you not get angry at me?”

“In order to apologize, shall I do as Ye Lin classmate requested earlier and take all my clothes off?!”

Take your sister off! Your mom is right outside, if you actually took off your clothes, I would never be able to explain that.

As if she was actually going to do what she said, Xiao Qin threw the pillow aside and used her fingers to pinch the hem of the T-shirt, she revealed to as much as her navel.

Not good! My eyes are completely attracted to Xiao Qin’s navel! Why do I like seeing the mysterious navel on the clean and smooth belly so much? I also have that! But why is the shape and color of her’s so good-looking? Being fascinated by a girl’s navel, I really am a pervert!

Seeing my expression, Xiao Qin pursed her lips and lifted her T-shirt even higher.

Her narrow waistline is all exposed!

Stop! Stop lifting it up anymore! If you lift it up another centimeter, you’ll have to pixelate it!

At this time, Xiao Qin clearly hesitated. Was she ashamed because she was nervous about revealing her chest in front of a male student, or was it because her chest was too small?

“Sorry, I’m afraid to lift it up aymore, my hands are numb...”

Xiao Qin told me with a red face.

If you can’t do it, then let go! Don’t leave the T-shirt half raised, you’re giving me too much stimulation!

“Um, Ye Lin classmate, if you want to see even more, then come closer and look up from under my shirt.”

Who wants to get closer to you! If I do that, I’ll be in a breast feeding position! Xiao Qin, are you completely giving up your integrity? Your mom is right outside!

While speaking, Xiao Qin changed how she was sitting on the bed.

Her legs were gracefully bent with knees together, but now her knees were slightly separated.

It wasn’t vulgar, it was still a very graceful sitting posture.

But just this small change, once again revealed the panties under her short skirt to me.

Pink, strawberries, Hello Kitty, this wicked combination can go die!

“Ye Lin classmate, don’t worry, I won’t resist! Ye Lin classmate can do whatever he wants!”

What the hell can I do! What do you think I dare do with your mom right outside! Auntie Ren is a MMA world champion! I heard that when she went with her team to compete in Hong Kong, she once single-handedly took care of 6 thugs from the triad! After that event was embellished by the newspaper, many who wanted to marry girls from the mainland, all gave up! They were afraid that they would suffer from domestic abuse when they got into an argument.

Although I can be considered as a good fighter amongst my peers, I’m definitely not Auntie Ren’s adversary! I might not even be able to beat Auntie Ren’s daughter!

I don’t have to actually do anything to Xiao Qin, if Xiao Qin makes any suspicious sound, I’m dead!

I can already imagine the scene where Xiao Qin has a disheveled appearance and point at me with a tear-stained face saying, “Mom, he did it!” and I’ll be kicked by Auntie Ren into a vegetative state!

My life is already hanging on a line, Xiao Qin is still posing with a restricted posture. Are you not going to let it drop until I’m dead!

“Eh?? Eh??”

You’re even making strange groans!

Although she didn’t take it too far, it was only some groans similar to if the socks were too tight, but these sounds coupled with your actions...

You’re giving me a physiological reaction!

In a female classmate’s bedroom, separated from their parents by a single door and I even pitched a tent because of their daughter!

The shameless and vulgar me should go die! If I had known earlier, I would’ve spanked the monkey everyday! What’s the point of leaving so much excess sperm!

I immediately bent my body over on the chair, in order to prevent Xiao Qin from noticing my peculiar state.

“Don’t worry, Ye Lin classmate, my mom respects my privacy, she won’t casually come into my room.”

Xiao Qin consoled me without any good intentions.

“I won’t shout no matter what you do to me! If you’re still worried, you can also stuff my mouth...”

Stop saying stuff like that! Don’t provoke me to have imaginations I shouldn’t have! It’s already exhausting enough to hide my tent!

“There’s a handkerchief in the second drawer of the dressing table, if Ye Lin classmate thinks that’s too troublesome, you can also use my panties...”

Stop speaking! No matter what you say it sounds like I’m going to end up a rapist! Raping someone’s underage daughter just a door away, what kind of immoral H manga plot is this!

My heart suddenly trembled and I almost had a heart attack.

My athletic shoes!

The shoes I took off at the entrance hall!

If Auntie Ren sees the shoes, she’ll definitely know that someone else is in the house.

Does she want to not alert me by pretending she didn’t see the shoes? Is she already waiting outside the bedroom with nunchuks and waiting for an appropriate time to rush in and hit me into paralysis!

“Xiao Qin, m-my shoes...”

I asked without any hope.

“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve already hid Ye Lin classmate’s shoes when I went to get tea earlier. Hehe??”

Why the hell are you laughing at me! You’re even sticking out your tongue and trying to act cute! You already long knew that your mom was going to come home, right? You even hid my shoes beforehand! Calling me here today to fix your computer was a trap! No matter how I think of it, it’s a trap that I’m incapable of escaping from!

No, calm down, hurry and calm down, think about whether there is a way to solve the current crisis!

Just think of the current situation as an escape the room game! First I have to look around for anything I can use!

Ah, there’s a drawer under the desk, isn’t this Doraemon’s time machine?

Time machine my ass! Hurry up and calm down! There’s not enough blood going to my head so my thoughts are becoming strange!

And the tent down below! You’ve already snatched so much blood away, if you have an idea, quickly say it!

An item! An item! An item! An useful item!

The only thing on the bed is Xiao Qin, other than being able to take my life, she’s useless.

There’s only normal stationary on top of the desk and the laptop that’s in sleep mode.

I didn’t dare open the drawer, I was afraid it would make too much noise.

The wardrobe was puffy like a load of bread.

There was only the dressing table left.

The horn comb and HuaLu Shui on top of it didn’t match.

There was also a picture, earlier I was opposite the sunlight when I came in, so I couldn’t see it clearly.

I took a closer look.

Isn’t this a picture of me!

Isn’t this a picture of me in front of Tiananmen when I went on a vacation to Beijing with my dad in the fourth grade!

In the photo, I wore a plaid shirt and blue shorts and I was smiling very happily under the sun.

Although I already knew Little Tyrant at the time, but I still maintained a part of my childlike innocence. I was still a shota that would get candy from passing by aunties.

Where the hell did you get this photo from!

Seeing that I was looking at the dressing table in a sweaty manner, Xiao Qin probably guessed what I was thinking about.

“Ye Lin classmate, you were so cute when you were young! This photo was given to me by Uncle Ye before I moved...”

Dad, you useless teammate! You’re a traitor! If you casually give your son’s photo to someone else, what if they cursed me with sorcery!

Also Xiao Qin, how long have you had this photo on your desk! How long have you been thinking about me? I am so scared!

Maybe before going to sleep every night, you’ll kiss the shota in this photo as well! My yang was definitely sucked away by you, female monster!

No wonder the more I grew, the more cruel I looked. It’s because of you that I look like this right now!

If not for being afraid of getting heard by Auntie Ren, I would immediately confiscate this photo!

I won’t let you feel good while looking at this shota you bullied everyday! I won’t let you use a male classmate’s photo to do strange things!

The photo of the class leader that I was carrying around was confiscated as well!

I will also confiscate this photo one day!

“Xiao Qin, are you not done changing yet?”

Auntie Ren asked somewhat impatiently outside.

“Come out and tell mom about school.”

Xiao Qin responded:

“Un! I’ll be there soon!”

She gently jumped off the bed while saying that, she also purposely held onto my thighs to maintain balance.

My body was still bent over, so I didn’t dare resist.

The evil Ren Xiao Qin actually turned around and made an action that she wanted to use me as a chair.

Don’t sit down! If you sit down, there will be a foreign sensation on your butt! If you tell this to the class leader or any other girls, I won’t have the face to go to school ever again!

Seeing my expression like it was the end of the world, Xiao Qin started humming a song with satisfaction, happily opened the bedroom door and went to chat with her mother.

Fortunately, from the perspective of the living room sofa, she couldn’t see me sitting in the bedroom.

But things are not over yet. I have no idea what Xiao Qin wants to talk about with Auntie Ren.

In a way, my life or death depended on what Xiao Qin said.