I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 638: Double Attack

Chapter 638: Double Attack

Eunuch Cao never returned to the hotel that night. He was afraid of being educated by Loud Mouth or me, so he actually found the flower gardener’s house and asked Mr. Zhang to stay the night. Mr. Zhang, who loved money, quickly agreed when he heard Eunuch Cao was going to pay him.

Of course, this was something I found out the next day.

That night, I only received a text from Eunuch Cao saying goodnight, so I knew he didn’t get beaten to death by Loud Mouth. Then I assigned Obama to sleep on Eunuch Cao’s bed and I also prepared to sleep.

Honestly, the special education school’s auxiliary hotel didn’t have good conditions. It didn’t have air conditioning, only an electric fan on the desk.

I turned the fan to the highest setting, then used a towel to cover my belly. I laid back onto the bed and found it hard to fall asleep.

It’s said that the dog guards the night; the rooster proclaims the dawn, but Obama fell asleep instantly and would occasionally snore and grind his teeth.

I think he ate too much. I heard from Ai Mi that Obama would make all kinds of noises like a middle-aged man at night if he eats too much. He was usually quiet, otherwise Ai Mi wouldn’t allow Obama to sleep at the foot of her bed.

Due to Obama’s influence, I still wasn’t able to fall asleep at around 2am.

This is not good. If I don’t get a good night’s rest, how can I help the class move things tomorrow? As a safety member, how can I react in time in case any student is in danger?

More importantly, what if the $500,000 blue morpho lands on Xiao Qin’s straw hat again and I can’t catch it because of a lack of sleep?

I already coughed up blood from letting it fly away once. If it happens again, I would croak on the spot.

As I was thinking, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of my room.

“Ye Lin classmate, can I come in?”

It was Xiao Qin’s energetic voice.

“No.” I refused vigilantly, “It’s the middle of the night, what are you doing here and not sleeping in the same room as Winnie.”

“But, Winnie grinds her teeth so much that I can’t fall asleep…”

Damn, Winnie’s canine teeth are already so sharp, but she’s still grinding it? Is she planning to evolve into a wild animal?

Also, Ai Mi and Winnie slept on the same bed before, but I did not hear Ai Mi complain about how Winnie grinds her teeth. Is Winnie the same as Obama who only exhibits this behavior when they eat too much?

Then I should really throw Obama in Winnie’s room, then let the victims, Xiao Qin and I, sleep in the same room.

I immediately dismissed the idea that came to my mind.

I would have to completely give up on getting sleep if Xiao Qin and I slept in the same room. What if Xiao Qin was affected by how Winnie pushed me down, so she also tried to push me down.

Even if nothing really happens between us, my room is directly across from the class leader’s room. What will the class leader think when she sees me and Xiao Qin walking out the room together in the morning? That’s not something that could be easily explained as a sibling relationship.

“Go back.” I said, “If you really can’t take it anymore, use some toilet paper as earplugs.”

“But, I came here specifically to give Ye Lin classmate a present…”

Xiao Qin said like she was wronged.

“What present, yourself? If you’re going to give a present, why can’t you wait until tomorrow during the day?”

“Hmph, it’s fine if Ye Lin classmate doesn’t want it. Anyway, I actually quite like the Swiss Army knife, so I guess I will keep it for my descendants.”

Huh, the Swiss Army knife. The black 111mm Centurion Swiss Army knife that Depressed Bro gave me?

That Swiss Army knife had a light, a cork drill, a bottle opener, a can opener, a screwdriver, a plier, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a ball point pen, a magnifying glass, and a toothpick…. because it was also a Transformer in another sense, so it was snatched away by Xiao Qin like Brother Optimus Prime.

What’s Xiao Qin planning by suddenly wanting to return it to me.

I thought that the Swiss Army knife along with Optimus Prime, would have to wait until Dad and Auntie Ren got married. Then I would be able to search for it when Xiao Qin and I became a family and start living together.

I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep at all like I had drank a whole can of coffee. I hastily put on a large pair of shorts over my boxers and opened the door to Xiao Qin while topless.

“Ah, Ye Lin classmate is not wearing any clothes.” Xiao Qin covered her eyes and squealed quietly, but she also peeked at my muscles between her fingers.

I was afraid that the sound she made might have woken up the class leader and Gong CaiCai in the opposite room, so I hurriedly pulled her into the room. If someone saw me, my actions would seem quite suspicious.

Pulling a female classmate into my room in the middle of the night while topless, even Mr. Zhang would not believe me if I said nothing happened.

While there might be a dog in the room, it can’t be a witness.

Anyway, as long as I don’t make any loud noises and wake up the class leader who has sharp hearing. Also, I need to finish it quickly with Xiao Qin (please don’t have dirty thoughts), I need to retrieve the Swiss Army knife as soon as possible, then drive her back to her own room.

Xiao Qin walked in with small steps while wearing a white dress. She was carrying a cloth bag in her right hand which looked quite heavy based on her posture, so much so that she gave herself an onomatopoeia when walking.

“Heyo, heyo.”

Stop pretending, although your muscles and endurance have weakened to some extent since you’ve been at home for three years, but it shouldn’t be that hard for you even if it was a lead ball in the bag. Don’t tell me it’s not a lead ball but a more dense antimatter.

After Xiao Qin walked in and placed the heavy bag on the ground, Obama did not react at all.

I feel like even if this husky was caught and put in a pot to be cooked, it wouldn’t even realize until the water was almost boiling.

“Ah, I’m being boiled!”

That’s how it would progress.

Of course, after Ai Mi finds out who cooked and ate her dog, she will get revenge. She might even use the ancient hot pillar torture to torture them.

I thought Xiao Qin would have some conditions before returning the Swiss Army Knife to me, but she took out a black and long object from the cloth bag and offered it to me with both hands.

“Ye Lin classmate, this was yours in the first place, now please take it…”

She looks sincere, it doesn’t seem like she’s scheming something.

The black hilt had a shield-shaped cross logo. The weak moonlight shining through the curtains made it glow with a metallic sheen, it’s not something that could be easily faked with tissue paper.

The last time Celery replaced the box containing the robot toys with a sanitary napkin box, making me a big old man carrying it all the way on the subway, it was a real pita.????????????????????????????????????????????????

I quickly grabbed the Swiss Army knife and checked it over and over again.

It was real. It was not swapped, there were no parts missing, the little flashlight at the top still worked, and there was still power in the battery.

I was ecstatic. Although Brother Optimus Prime still has not returned, but the Swiss Army knife being returned was equivalent to 30% of the joy of getting Optimus Prime back. It was a very good sign that showed Xiao Qin had a guilty conscience and began to return the things stolen from me.

“Um, Ye Lin classmate” Xiao Qin, who had the Swiss army knife snatched from her hands, became frustrated, then she bent down and took out something from the cloth bag again.

It was a 1500 ml bottle of water, equivalent to three times the amount of an ordinary bottle. It was filled with a strange purple liquid.

“What is this.” I asked.

“A. a-a-a-a-a-a-phrodisiac.”

Xiao Qin replied nervously.

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If there is this much, if it actually works, I will be drained if I drink it! Xiao Qin will also experience hell.

“It’s useless with only the berries.” I said, “Even if you don’t add those barbecued meats and vegetables, you should add beer. Beer might even be the most important component…”

“There’s beer inside.” Xiao Qin bit her lips and said, “Xu LiJun bought it for me.”

“Huh, you can talk to boys now?” I asked a different question, but Xiao Qin did not answer me, she lowered her head and muddled her way through.

The excitement of recovering the Swiss Army Knife must have lowered my logical reasoning ability.

Even if Xiao Qin needed beer, she could have handed a note to Eunuch Cao and asked him to buy it. If she couldn’t find Eunuch Cao, then it’s not really a problem for her to buy it herself.

She was still afraid to talk to other males her age, so it was impossible for her to ask Xu LiJun to help her buy beer.

Later I learned that Xu LiJun was threatened by Zhuang Ni, that’s why he risked being caught by the class leader to buy beer for Zhuang Ni, who in turn passed it to Xiao Qin.

The liquid in the water bottle was all beer.

The purple color, which I mistook for the purple berries, was the food coloring that Zhuang Ni put inside.

Xiao Qin listened to Zhuang Ni’s idea to get me drunk.

I become a people pleaser when I get drunk, so Xiao Qin will be able to do whatever she wants with me.

I was worried that the class leader would hear, but I didn’t know that Zhuang Ni had already done something to the disposable paper cups in the class leader’s room. Now, the class leader and Gong CaiCai were under the effects of sleeping pills and had fallen asleep.

Zhuang Ni was planning to make a night attack on the class leader, and at the same time she was encouraging Xiao Qin to make a night attack on me. She wants both of them to seal the death at the same time?!

Half an hour earlier, Xiao Qin had climbed into the class leader’s room through the window and confirmed both the class leader and Gong CaiCai was in a deep sleep. They did not wake up even when she began to hum an off tune song by their ears.

Xiao Qin felt they could not only depend on the sleeping pills. If Zhuang Ni attacked the class leader and she woke up, then Zhuang Ni would be pushed away since she was weaker than the class leader.

Thus Xiao Qin fished out the climbing rope in the class leader’s backpack and tied the sleeping class leader firmly to the bed.

In order to completely eliminate any future problems, she also stuffed the class leader’s mouth with a handkerchief.

The class leader frowned a little bit in her sleep, but did not wake up due to the effects of the sleeping pills.

“Haha, now everything will work out and those lovers can get married.”

The current me still did not know about what Xiao Qin and the others did and was still hesitating on whether or not I should test the bottle of “aphrodisiac” in front of Xiao Qin.