I'm Spider-Man (MCU)

Chapter 273: Sexy Time? Maybe?

Chapter 273: Sexy Time? Maybe?

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After packing everything that the Guardians would be taking from the museum, destroying everything that was just too dangerous to continue existing, and stashing away all of the best stuff for himself, Peter returned to their new ship.

"Zzzzz..." As soon as he stepped inside, Peter found the common area filled with empty liquor bottles and passed out Ravagers. 'Maybe recruiting Yondu wasn't the best idea...'

Deciding that he wouldn't be dealing with this right now, Peter made sure that the room holding all of the loot was secured by a spell before portaling away.

-Earth-

-Beware R-18 Ahead-

Stepping out of a portal and into his bedroom, Peter arrived just in time to catch his girlfriend naked and wet from the shower, smelling like soap and roses.

Although MJ is more of a thin beauty, the enhancements she went through enhanced her breasts and butt as well, giving her a bit more curves than she originally had.

"You become even more irresistible every time I see you." Peter comments as his spider suit disappears, replaced with casual clothes.

"!" MJ jumps and quickly covers herself with her hands. "W-What are you doing here?"

"Well, I just won a fight against Thanos and most likely killed him, so I was thinking we could celebrate." Peter reveals as he walks forward and pulls her naked body into his arms.

"What?!" MJ exclaimed in shock. "I thought you said you were waiting for him to come to you?"

"We ended up bumping into each other." Peter explains as he leans down to kiss her exposed neck. "But that's enough about him. I'm much more interested in you right now."

"Peter... Stop..." MJ whined and moaned as he pushed her up against the wall and reached down to massage her lower lips. "I have to wake Lily up for school..."

"She can be late." Peter says uncaringly as he snapped his finger, vanishing his clothes in an instant.

"She has a..." MJ tried to speak again, but Peter captured her lips.

As they kissed, Peter lifted MJ up off of the floor and positioned the tip of his towering rod against her moistened slit.

MJ could feel the heat of it as it rested against her, waiting for Peter to put it in, though it never came.

Peter continued to toy with her body as she rocked her hips, hoping to entice him into finally piercing into her.

"Say what you want." Peter smirked as he looked at her.

"Put it in..." MJ whined as she tried to push herself downward, but Peter held her securely against the wall.

"Put what in?" Peter felt sadistic today.

"Put your d*ck in me already, asshole!" MJ screamed in need.

*Smack!*

Before she knew what was happening, MJ felt a painful stinging sensation on her backside.

"Be more respectful." Peter chides her as he rubs his swollen tip up and down MJ's lips, making sure to hit her clit with every passing motion.

"..." MJ grew more excited after the slap, moaning like it was her first time again. "Please... put your d*ck in me... sir..."

"That's better." Peter nods as he slides her down the wall and pierces her just as she wanted.

"Aaahh!" MJ moaned, feeling that full sensation that she loved so much.

*Knock Knock!*

"Mom?! Are you in there?" Lily, who awoke to an odd noise, sleepily trudged to her parent's bedroom and knocked at the door.

"Oh, f*ck..." Peter muttered as he quickly separated from MJ, who immediately scrambled to find some clothes. 'Is this what being c*ck blocked feels like?'

"This is your fault. You fix it." MJ says accusingly as she pointed to the door and rushed off to the bathroom.

"Sigh..." Peter let out a sexually frustrated breath as his clothes reappeared. "I'm coming! ...though it's not the type of coming I was planning on..."

-R-18 End-

Peter checked the room for any lingering evidence before opening the door.

"Good morning, Princess." Peter greets his daughter with an awkward smile on his face.

"Dad? When did you get back?" Lily asks as she perks up from her sleepiness.

"Just now actually." Peter says as he steps out into the hall and closes the door behind him. "Mom's in the bathroom, but she'll be out soon."

"Where were you?" She asks as Peter lifts her up into his arms.

"Taking care of some business in space. I beat up a very bad man and sent him running with his tail between his legs." Peter bragged with a confident smirk.

"Oh, can I go to space too?"

...

While answering all of his curious daughter's questions, Peter started cooking breakfast for everyone.

"Was it Thanos?" Lily asks out of nowhere.

"How do you know that name?" Peter asks in surprise.

"I hacked into the Avengers tower..." Lily admits as she turned her head away.

"Wow..." Peter blurts out, impressed by her ability. "And Jarvis didn't detect you?"

"You mean that consciousness in the tower?" Lily asks back and receives a nod. "I just kept away from it."

Peter was beyond impressed.

His daughter was able to steal data out from under Jarvis' nose.

'Wait until Tony hears about this.' Peter couldn't wait to see the look on his friends face.

"You're not mad?" Lily asks hesitantly.

"No, sweetie." Peter sends her a comforting look. "just be careful where you stick your nose. Others won't be as welcoming as me if they found out you hacked them."

"Okay!" Lily answered in relief.

She thought her father would be angry, though that did seem to be the case.

If Lily was a normal girl, Peter would be a lot more strict with her, but since she's an AI-given human form things are a bit different.

...

"I've actually been meaning to talk to you about something." Peter says as he walks over with a plate full of food.

"?" Lily looked up at him curiously as she nibbles on a piece of bacon from her plate.

"How should I say this?" Peter wondered out loud. "When I first started making you, I wanted to make an assistant, who would help me with my work, manage some of my responsibilities, and give me information while I'm out in the field."

As Peter explains this, Lily begins to frown in contemplation.

"Am I not doing what I'm supposed to?" Lily asks in realization.

"No, you're perfect exactly the way you are." Peter quickly explained the misunderstanding. "That was just in the beginning. You're my daughter now and I love you far more than the cold and calculated assistant I was originally going for."

"O-Okay..." Lily stuttered as she smiled happily at his words.

"What I'm trying to explain is, I need an assistant and since you're able to outwit Jarvis now, I was wondering if you were interested?" Peter offers.

She already knows every bit of data in the Tower and had the ability for the job, so Peter wasn't worried about much.

The job could even be done from home, as a wifi signal should be more than enough for her to do just about anything.

Lily's brain is made from the strongest alien computer that Peter could find at the time.

Shrinking it with a spell and etching some runes for the weight, cooling, power, and a few other things, Lily would become the smartest person on this planet soon enough.

"Though, if you don't want to, I can make another less lifelike AI for the job." Peter gives her a way out. "Either way, I'm still your dad and your mom's still your mom. Nothing changes whatsoever."

Although Peter would prefer to make a second AI for this, he wanted to give Lily the choice.

After all, someone as smart as her would need challenges and a purpose, so maybe this could give that to her.

She may be childlike, but Lily is already mature enough to make her own decisions.

"..." Lily remained silent for a moment before answering. "Can I think about it?"

"Sure, I don't need an answer right this second." Peter nodded understandingly. "Maybe ask your mom and grandmas for advice too. I'm sure they can help."

"Okay, I will..."

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After a quiet breakfast, where Lily seemed to be thinking about her decision, Peter left her to MJ and suited up before portaling to Kamar-Taj.

"?" Peter looked around in confusion as he found himself stepping into a different location than intended. "Did you reroute my portal?"

Sat in front of him was the Ancient One, who was sipping a cup of tea with a serene atmosphere surrounding her.

"Yes, you stole from the restricted section and used my name to do so." She gets straight to the point.

"Yeah, Sorry about that." Peter says as he whips out a picture from his pocket. "I needed information for this..."

"I know about your daughter, Peter..." She says plainly.

"Look at the picture." He took a seat and pushed the photo in front of her face. "She's the cutest, isn't she?"

"Sigh..." The Ancient One rolled her eyes at Peter's typical fatherly behavior. "Yes, very cute..."

"Don't be like that." Peter whined at her unenthused demeanor. "You have a granddaughter now. It's a happy occasion."

"Since when am I your mother?" The Ancient One raises a questioning brow.

"Teacher, Master, Mother. Same thing." Peter shrugged.

Of course, she knew that Peter was right, but would never admit it.

When you take a personal student in Kamar-Taj, that student is practically your child from that moment on. You teach and care for them as any parent would.

"Return the books." She states plainly.

Without a word, Peter opens a small portal above the table, depositing the few books he stole with a smile on his face.

"There, are we good now?" Peter asks.

"Yes, now why are you here?" She asks, knowing that Peter only ever visits when he needs something.

"First, I wanted to invite you to meet your granddaughter," Peter says as he flashes her the picture once again. "And secondly, I wanted to ask your advice on this..."

As he finished speaking, a Persian-style lamp appeared on the table between them.

When her eyes landed on the lamp, the Ancient One's mouth hung open in shock as her eyes widened.

"I found this in the Collectors collection, and based on your expression I'd say it's real, isn't it?"

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