I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!

Chapter 117: Vol 7: Pet Dog



Chapter 117: Vol 7: Pet Dog

Chapter 117: Vol 7: Pet Dog

My super-dreadnought class battleship is finally complete!

Never thought it would be the one to come pick me up though.

By the way, Im in a terrible situation.

Were already quite far away from the planet that I was summoned to, but the people that have gathered in my room are criticizing me.

The reason for this is because of Chino.

Chino, the girl that belongs to the Dog tribe, is currently sleeping on my bed with her stomach exposed.

Ellens touching her ears and tail out of interest, but she doesnt seem to be waking up at all.

After finishing the food that has been prepared for her, she has apparently fallen asleep.

Based on how unsuspecting she is of her surroundings; I refuse to believe that she is a wolf.

In my eyes, shes just a cute pet dog.

Lord Liam, this Brian here is flabbergasted. What were you thinking by bringing along a local human as your pet?

When I look away from Brian, I catch sight of Amagi who starts lecturing me with an exasperated tone.

Master, well be returning her to the place where you picked her up.

But why!? Everyone else is doing it as well! When aristocrats find rare creatures, they keep them, right?

While beastmen are certainly not numerous, they arent that rare either.

Im free to do what I like!

When I think of selfish aristocrats, I imagine them brining back rare creatures to their hometown, even if the aforementioned creatures are from somewhere that they shouldnt have technically visited.

Selfishness is forgiventhats the impression that I have of aristocrats.

Amagis face remains expressionless, but her attitude is like that of a mother that is scolding her child for picking up animals on the street.

Kuu! Stop looking at me like that!

Cant I keep her? I promise Ill take care of her properly!

Both Amagi and Brian turn towards Ellen, whose attention is still on Chino.

You say all that, but you left behind Ellen this time and made her sad, didnt you?

This Brian believes that Lord Liam should keep a normal dog instead. What do you think, Lord Liam?

These guys dont understand anything.

Ill never keep a real dog ever again since Ill be sad when it eventually dies.

Since Chino is closer to that of a human, I dont think Ill be as sad if she were to die.

Enough about me! Now, lets return and subjugate the idiots there.

Ill deal with them using an iron fist along with the super idiots that cant even house sit properly.

Brian wipes away his tears using a handkerchief.

Its all because Lord Liam ignored the problem about leaving behind a descendant that the issue became this serious.

This aint my fault.

Part of the responsibility still falls on Lord Liam!

Ill pretend I didnt hear that.

A massive fleet consisting of 30,000 ships was advancing towards the territory of the Banfield Family to plunder the land.

While some were aristocrats disguised as pirates, the rest were the real deal.

Some aristocrats of the Cleo Faction were also participating with 3,000 ships of their own.

They had joined the Cleo Faction because of its meteoric rise.

In other words, they were opportunists that just wanted to be on the winning horse.

This is what he gets for showing off despite being nothing more than a brat.

Inside one of the battleships, an aristocrat is relaxing in a room that had been decorated like a palace, drinking sake from his glass.

He was precisely an evil lord that Liam aspired to be.

To think hed allow us to plunder the Banfields territory as much as wed like. Thats quite generous of him. I guess that just shows how desperate he is to get rid of Liam.

As they were being backed by a certain individual, the aristocrats had entered Liams territory with peace of mind.

They had been informed of what was happening inside the territory.

Not only were Liams vassals divided, his relatives were gathering on the main planet to compete over who should inherit his position.

Now was the perfect time to plunder the territory.

Besides themselves, other pirate groups and aristocrats of the Empire were advancing towards the Banfields territory.

By joining hands with the pirates, they wished to have a slice out of the Banfield Familys wealth.

Even then, this is way too easy. I guess a family that rose through the ranks in the course of one generation is only so-so bwah!?

Just as he was about to gracefully take a sip out of his glass, the battleship began to shake violently.

I dont feel nervous at all despite facing the 30,000 pirate ships that weve come across along the way.

Im sitting on a chair thats inside the battleships bridge with my disciple Ellen standing beside me.

Like the great master that I am, Im teaching Ellen about various things.

Ellen, Ill show you how I do things.

Yes, Master!

Im getting the impulse to tease her seeing how cheerful she is.

Chino is also next to us, but she doesnt seem interested at all in our conversation.

She has her pillow with her, and she appears to be very sleepy as she leans her head against the ship.

Its fine though. Shes just a pet after all.

If it was Ellen behaving this way, I wouldve had her undergo rigorous training.

All pirates that enter my territory are to be annihilated. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Yes, Master!

Wait, I take that back. If its a beauty that catches my eye, you dont have to be heavy-handed.

Yes, Master!

I immediately regret the joke that I make after seeing Ellens eyes twinkling.

What am I saying in front of a child?

I should reflect on my behavior. Ive been too lax recently.

Amagi and Brian are staring at me with cold eyes.

Master, please consider the time, place and, occasion

before speaking.

This Brian hopes that Lady Ellen could grow up normally.

I try to laugh it off.

Hahaha! Anyway, annihilate pirates on sight! Theyre the ones that bring me fame and treasure, so we must welcome them with open arms!

Outside the battleship, the fleet that came to retrieve me has launched a surprise attack on the enemy fleet.

Our enemies outnumber us greatly, but my elites are tearing through them.

At the end of the day, pirates are just a bunch of riff raff.

The moment things start taking a turn for the worse, they scatter like ducks, allowing us to hunt them down.

The commander of my fleet delivers a message from the enemies.

Lord Liam, a message has arrived from the pirates. Theyre saying that theyll surrender.

What did I tell you?

Reject it. Its their fault for intruding upon my territory. Oh, and also, call for the fortress class battleship thats nearby. Have them take care of the leftovers.

On a different note, we seem to be dealing with someone troublesome this time.

Some fools have taken advantage of my absence to cause trouble.

Weve also received a message from someone called Lord Burns who claims to be a member of the Cleo Faction. He wants us to stop attacking. He doesnt look like he was captured though.

Burns? I know dozens of people with the same name, so Ive got no idea who this one is.

Oh, I think there was someone with that name among the aristocrats of the Cleo Faction, but Im probably mistaken.

Theres no way hes here and it doesnt matter if he is!

Commander, are you insinuating that aristocrats are siding with the pirates? Thats a rather disrespectful thing to say, dont you agree?

I warn the fleet commander with a smile.

Seeing what Im trying to get at, the commander shrugs.

Of course, I wont be punishing him for something of this level.

After all, Im forgiving towards those that follow me.

My sincere apologies. Theres no way the proud aristocrats would side with the pirates. Im willing to bear the punishment for what Ive just said.

In that case, make sure that none of the enemies escape with their lives.

Truth be told, I know that some aristocrats are mixed in with the enemies.

Its not uncommon for aristocrats to lend the pirates a helping hand.

To begin with, pirates and aristocrats are very similar beings.

Aristocrats of intergalactic nations are just well-behaved versions of space pirates.

Theyre the same deep within, so theres nothing strange about whats happening.

This is the debut battle of my new ship, so make it flashy.

The commander hands out orders to his subordinates.

Have the flagship move forward and prepare to engage the enemies!

The coalition of aristocrats and pirates were being attacked by a fleet less than one-third their size.

Why arent they going down!?

Our opponents are the elites of the Banfield Family! I-in addition, one of their ships is strange.

The ship in question was comparable to a flagship class battleship in terms of its size, yet its performance outshone that of similar sized ships.

None of their attacks could reach this ship, yet a single blow from it was enough to penetrate dozens of their own.

A battleship of such abnormal performance was rampaging on the battlefield.

Tell them that we surrender!

Thats what weve been trying to do! H-however, the only reply weve gotten is we will annihilate the shameless pirates that are impersonating the aristocrats. Theyre not willing to accept any form of negotiation!

The aristocrat swung his fist down upon the armrest.

Are those dogs of Liams intent on burying us here!? Im an aristocrat! Keep calling them over and over again!

Pirate ships and aristocratic ships alike were being sunk one after another.

It was so one-sided that it couldnt be called a battle.

Things only changed when Liam accepted the request for negotiation.

His fearless face soon appeared on the monitor.

The aristocrat whose hair was all over the place due to his previous display of impatience flashed a smile at Liam.

Liam-dono, its been a long time since weve met.

(Why is Liam here!? D-did His Highness Calvin trick us!?)

Although he was startled by Liams sudden appearance, he quickly calmed himself.

Unfortunately, Liams words were as cold as ever.

I dont have any pirates among my acquaintances, and since you invaded my territory without permission, theres no way that youre an aristocrat. Hence, youll all be dying here.

Sh*t will hit the fan if you kill me.

The aristocrat wiped the smile off his face and glared at Liam, but to no avail.

So? That just means Ill have to destroy your family as well.

The communication was cut off, and the battleship that the aristocrat was on shook violently.

The ships operator let out a shout.

A fortress class has appeared! Weve confirmed the entry of one fortress class battleship and 6,000 other battleships! They seem to be a part of the Banfield Familys fleet, and theyre warping in one after another!

With Liams return, the Banfield Familys fleet was coming back together.

The aristocrat stared intently at the monitor.

The powerful fleet of the Banfield Family was effortlessly crushing their fleet of 30,000 ships.

The enemy fleet suddenly charged, and the battleship with monstrous performance was approaching quickly.

S-so this is the Pirate Hunter Liam

Soon after the aristocrat finished muttering, he was hit by a blinding light which evaporated him into nothingness.

While this was happening; the fleet led by Tia and the fleet led by Marie were confronting each other.

Both armies were utterly confused, but they were ready for battle.

Inside the bridge of a ship, a commander was questioning Marie.

Are we really going to fight amongst ourselves!?

Marie was grooming her nails and did not seem hesitant at all about fighting against her allies.

Yup. If I dont destroy that minced meat woman, how am I supposed to sleep comfortably? All you have to do is follow my orders.

Maries goal was to kill Tia.

(Ill put the Banfield Family back together and present Lord Liam with a knights order that befits his status, but that minced meat woman will no doubt get in my way.)

As Liam was absent, she was thinking of pinning all the blame on Tia before silencing her.

Tia was of the same mind.

Tias face was projected on the monitor.

Fossil woman, the time has finally come. I cant help but be excited imagining you on your knees begging for forgiveness.

Marie stood up from her seat, smiling with bloodshot eyes.

One of her eyes was open wider than the other, and her smile didnt look like an actual smile.

A woman like you should just remain as a pirates toy. Ill sell you to the pirates after youre captured. A breeding room, was it? Ill let you go back there.

Tias face became blank.

Ill kill you.

Maries expression ceased as well.

Die.

They hated each others gut, but they also recognized each other as a formidable foe.

With Liams absence, various forces had emerged, and it was as if the territory had entered the Warring States period.

Tia was leading a group of Liam supremacists, while the group centered around Marie had secured the safety of Lady Rosetta.

Ambitious individuals, and those that simply wanted in on the fun, were also participating in the battles.

Common sense dictated that they crush the weaker forces first, but ironically enough, they saw each other as their greatest threat.

Although they both knew how capable the other was, they didnt want to voice it out loud.

Whats more, their desire to get rid of the other person was genuine.

They had only been holding back because of Liam.

Now, however, they were seriously about to start a civil war.

Their right arms were raised, but just as they were about to swing them down and start the battle, Liams face appeared on their monitors.

You dumb-asses.

Liam said in a low voice with his sword in hand.

He was on his seat and looking down, so his expression couldnt be seen, but there was no doubt that he was furious.

The air in the bridge became tense, but the soldiers around Tia and Marie heaved sighs of relief.

With their wrongdoings exposed at the worst possible moment, the two could not keep their hearts calm.

Marie straightened her back and saluted, but drips of cold sweat trickled down non-stop.

On her monitor, she could see that Tias face was pale.

Lord Liam, so you were safe! This Marie was so worried

So worried that you decided to go to war with my fleet?

W-well, about thato-oh, right! A young man named Isaac barged in and took over the planet claiming that he had the right because of his bloodline! I escaped from the planet with Lady Rosetta, but the woman over there labeled me a deserter and attacked us!

She decided on the fly to push all the blame on to Isaac and Tia.

Tias expression on the other side of the monitor became like a *Hannya mask.

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannya

FOSSIL WOMAN!! ILL TURN YOU BACK INTO A STATUE AGAIN!

However, when Liam raised his face, he stared at them with cold eyes.

Hmmm, so you cant even house sit properly.

They had failed to protect Liams home planet, which meant they had failed in their duties.

Marie shook uncontrollably.

W-were terribly sorry.

Ill deal with the two of you later, but before that clean up the enemies that have entered the territory with your fleets. Dont spare anyone.

The communication was cut off, and the crew on the bridge stared at Marie.

Her reaction was abnormal.

She had her hands joined together, and she appeared to be enraptured by the figure of Liam that she hadnt seen for a long time.

Ahhh! Lord Liam looked so dignified today! Now, its time for work. We have to annihilate those pirates before that minced meat woman can. Everyone, I expect you all to work hard.

Its a tad too late to redeem yourself, thought the military personnel on the ship.

Many battleships were floating above Liams mansion located on the Banfield Familys main planet, and Isaac was annoyed by this rude act.

Which idiot was it that had the battleships standby above the mansion!? Bring him to me immediately! Ill decapitate him myself!

The people around him distanced themselves after seeing Isaac pull out his sword.

However, his colleagues and his head knight reacted differently.

Lord Isaac, Liam is apparently back.

Liam? Hmph! What a lucky guy.

There was a reason why he wasnt flustered after learning that Liam was back.

This time around, the Banfield Family experienced a crisis because a successor had not been nominated.

With that in mind, Isaac was thinking of having Liam nominate him as his successor, saying that he would give way to Liams child if, and when, one was born.

Just by becoming a successor candidate he would have an easier time as many people would be willing to suck up to a potential head of the Banfield Family.

Lets get ourselves ready to greet him. Its really a pain to have a brother whos this uncultured. I find it disgusting that we have the same blood flowing through us. Also, wheres Norden?

He ran away because hes afraid of Liam.

Isaac didnt think much of Norden. So, when he heard that the latter had run away, he didnt think much of it besides labeling Norden as an idiot in his mind.

He was more concerned about Liam.

Isaac had much to say to Liam who didnt act like a proper aristocrat.

He didnt think Liam was suitable as the head of the Banfield Family, an aristocratic household, that was on its way to becoming one of the Empires greatest noble houses.

That said; he was planning on feigning obedience for the time being.

I dont like him at all, but the territory that hes developing is rather desirable.

He might get the chance to inherit this territory.

For that reason, he was willing to put up a front before Liam.

His head knight flashed a meaningful smile.

It turns out Lord Liam was just a temporary stop point, and he was waiting for someone who could truly act as the Banfield Familys leader to appear.

Isaac felt good after hearing this compliment.

Now that you put it that way, Im starting to feel grateful towards Liam.

It was then that Isaac got a call from Liam.

Its been a long time since Ive come home.

The hall that were in was built for my harem, but due to a lack of beautiful women, it was renovated into an audience hall.

Im currently sitting on a chair and yawning in front of my subordinates that number in the hundreds.

The one smiling and talking before me is my younger brother who Ive never met before.

Dear brother, Im relieved to hear that youre back safe and sound, but all this trouble was caused because of a lack of successor. What do you say to appointing me, your younger brother whos related to you by blood, as the temporary successor? Of course, in the event that elder brother has a child your child could have the higher priority.

I look closely at Isaacs face.

Hes a typical ikemen with blond hair and blue eyes, but I can tell from his face that hes rotten inside, just like me.

Thinking to this point, I feel a sense of intimacy with this brother of mine.

But my answer is no. My wealth is mine alone, and I dont plan to share it with anyone, not even my immediate family members.

And why do I have to nominate you again?

Well, for situations like this.

Also, I see that the knights that have previously abandoned the Banfield Family are present in this meeting. It amazes me to see that you guys can keep your heads held high despite crawling back here shamelessly.

Upon hearing my words, the knights that have come with Isaac show bitter looks.

My knights are glaring at them with their sharp eyes.

These are the knights that left when the house showed signs of decline.

Chivalry-wise, theyre completely out of the picture, but its not like I dont understand where theyre coming from.

After all, Im not the most trusting of others either.

However, I have no intention of keeping traitors in my household.

By the way, Ive heard that there were some fools that betrayed me for Isaac.

The officials are shivering in fear.

The people around them are directing cold gazes at them and calling them traitors.

One of the officials steps forward to give his excuse.

Feeling generous, I decide on listening to what he has to say.

Lord Liam, please allow me to speak!

Permission granted.

Klaus whos beside me exclaims in surprise when he hears me grant the permission.

Are you sure, my Lord?

Ill forgive him if he could come up with an interesting excuse. Hey, speak up before I change my mind.

Having received my permission to speak, the official starts presenting his excuse while looking as if all the blood is rushing to his face.

The events that transpired this time highlighted the Banfield Familys critical flaw. When Lord Liam went missing; the army was split up, and problems emerged in the territorys management. All these problems could be traced back to the absence of a proper successor.

I mean he has a point.

Its because I never nominated a successor that my territory became so chaotic.

I applaud the officials excuse.

You do have a point, but your excuse wasnt interesting. Start over and try again in your next life.

!?

Too bad for you.

A benevolent lord might have listened to your opinion, but Im an evil lord.

Hence, Im not looking for that kind of opinion.

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Brian (`): Its painful. Our knights have such terrible tempersWhy do I feel like Ive said this before?


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