In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

Chapter 22 - No Homo

The next day, Mikoto woke up to see Akihiko who seemed to have grown 5 cm. (I will use cm and m now guys. It is less confusing, I guess. He was about 163 cm before.). She was surprised as growing 5 cm of height in one night is too strange.

Akihiko also woke up and saw that Mikoto was looking at him strangely. He carried Mikoto in a princess carry and put his Hiraishin seal on her arm before smiling at her. ??

"How did you grow taller in one night? It shouldn't be possible." Mikoto asked Akihiko without knowing that a seal was put on her.

"Haha, I ate a pill that a....a..... mysterious old man I saved gave me because I saved him. He said this was a pill that will fasten my body growth." Akihiko thought for a while and answered.

[a/n: Xianxia vibes]

Mikoto looked at him skeptically but decided to drop the matter as Akihiko had too many strange items. He even had a droplet of water that can give others 100 years of lifespan.

As Akihiko decided to make cookies for breakfast, he remembered that he got a new recipe as a reward. He decided to accept the reward as he forgot.

[Super Viagra Cookie]

[Unlike normal viagras, this super viagra cookie does not benefit the user, as your libido will be enhanced too much that you will go for any hole you see.]

'Should I use this at the chunin exam? It would be funny to see the spectators' faces.' Akihiko thought as he grinned playfully.

"Akihiko, are you planning to do something?" Mikoto asked as she saw his playful grin.

"Nahhhh~ Here's your breakfast." Akihiko replied as he gave Mikoto her breakfast.

"Why are you always making cookies for breakfasts?" Mikoto asked as everytime she came to Akihiko's house, she always gets to eat cookies, not that she was complaining though, as the cookie's flavor was too delicious.

"I opened a cookie shop." Akihiko replied.

They ate breakfast and chatted together for about 10 minutes while eating breakfast.

"Alright, I'm going home now." Mikoto said as she tried to get up but she almost fell down.

"Hahhhh, your legs are still sore, be careful. I will carry you back to the Uchiha Compound." Akihiko said as he carried Mikoto in a princess carry.

[a/n: Akihiko didin't use the Hiraishin to teleport them together because he still hasn't tested it, yet. It could lead to a failure since his Mastery is only at Basics.]

Akihiko carried Mikoto and jumped from roof to roof until he reached the Uchiha Compound. As he reached there, he was greeted by Sasuke questioning Izumi where his mother is.

"Yo, good morning." Akihiko waved to them as he landed.

"Ehhh? Akihiko, why is my mom with you? Also, why is she walking funny?" Sasuke asked as he was quite suspicious to why his mother and Kushina couldn't be found at some nights.

"Oh, we just had breakfast and sparred for a while. Izumi, please support Mikoto-san. She is quite tired." Akihiko just replied making Sasuke less suspicious.

Mikoto walked slowly back to her room while Izumi supported her.

"Anyways, how is your training going?" Akihiko asked as he tapped on Sasuke's shoulders.

"Do you guys use training weights?" Akihiko asked as he was curious.

"Training weights? What are those?" Sasuke asked as he tilted his head.

"The fuck, you guys don't know about training weights? Mann, what the hell! Wait for me here. I will go and call Naruto." Akihiko said as he disappeared from the Uchiha Compound.

Sasuke was confused to how Akihiko suddenly disappeared.

Akihiko came back a few minutes later with him carrying Naruto who was currently wearing black and red outfit like a potato sack.

"Akihiko, how did you do it?" Sasuke asked.

Akihiko just closed his palms together and opened it, revealing a rainbow and whispered "Magic."

As for how Naruto finally changed his clothes.

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[Flashback]

"Oi Naruto, how many times do I have to tell you to change your clothes!!!" Kushina yelled as she punched Naruto's head.

"Ow, ow, ow. Sorry, I will change it now." Naruto said as he ran to his room.

"I am going to burn those orange clothes one day." Kushina muttered as she made a vow in her heart.

Of course, as Naruto didn't come back downstairs, Kushina went up to check him.

However, instead of Naruto, she just saw a letter which said.

"Kushina, I'm going to take my "step-son" out for a walk. - Maybe Sun Tzu (Nah just kidding, it's Akihiko.)

Kushina just chuckled when she saw the word "step-son" and just continued her housework.

[Flashback End-]

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"Alright, today I am going to buy training weights for you guy." Akihiko said as he dragged Sasuke who followed him nicely and Naruto who looked like he was about to vomit.

'This is what a parent should do.' Akihiko thought as he was proud of himself.

They soon arrived at TenTen's family shop. They opened the door and walked in and Sasuke was surprised to see so many swords, kunai and shurikens.

His eyes sparkled and thought in his mind ' Weapons here, weapons there, weapons everywhere."

He saw a tanto that he liked and knew that Akihiko had loads of money so he asked Akihiko while tugging his shirt, "Can you buy this for me? I will pay you back one day."

"Alright, call me Daddy." Akihiko responded while looking at Sasuke.

"Yes, Daddy." Sasuke replied without thinking about anything as only the sword was on his mind.

Naruto who was listening from afar looked at them strangely while he curled back.

Akihiko noticed this and just said "No homo"

"Hello uncle, I want to buy 2 weight vests and 2 100kg weights and this sword." Akihiko prepared his money as he was rich, fucking rich.

"Alright, here they are." Akihiko took them as he paid the money.

Naruto and Sasuke were thinking if they should just become a cookie shop owner or even a worker at Akihiko's shop.

"Alright, wear these now." Akihiko said as he gave the weighted vest to both Naruto and Sasuke.

"There is 100kg of weight in each of the vest. Wear it all the time, except for the bathing time." 'Of course, also sex but you guys are too young to know that' Akihiko thought forgetting that he was the same age as both of them.

Naruto and Sasuke wore the weights and they walked slowly and headed to the academy as today was Monday.

Akihiko also decided to take a mission as he was quite bored.

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(End-)

[a/n:

Alright, I am going to have a small time-skip next chapter.

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Have a good day and have some cookies.]