Infinite Clone System Made Me Too OP!

Chapter 122: The Motherf*cking Mega Grind

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Thinking to herself with a finger to her chin, the conclusion that Xue Lan reached was, "Well… ermm… Because fire is good…?"

"..." "..."

Even the silent goth midget standing off to the side was baffled by the sheer stupidity of the ghost bimbo.

"Y-You… I just can't…"

Not even having the willpower to reprimand Xue Lan any further, Shun Wen slumped against a large dead tree and rubbed her forehead with her pointer finger and thumb.

'Umu…? Did I say something wrong…?' Xue Lan thought to herself with question marks going off around her head.

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Watching this scene unfold from the sidelines, the only thing Lucifer had to say was, "Do I know these people…? They seem oddly familiar, but I feel like I would've long since been affected by their stupidity if I did actually know them… Umu, yep, yep, must just be my imagination! I have no clue who these people are!"

He was about to turn around and forever leave for the milk, but before he could do so, Whitey jumped out of his arms and approached Li Yan. Without him being able to do a single damn thing, Whitey alerted all three girl's of his sneaky presence!

"Uhmm… Long time no see…?"

In the middle of a praying mantis-like pose, Lucifer awkwardly turned his head in the direction of the three pairs of eyes staring at him like they wanted to eat him.

Silence.

The silence was interrupted by Li Yan jumping toward her Big Bro with both arms stretched out. Latching onto his thigh, she mumbled, "Missed you… Don't leave again…" trying to hide her tearful expression, she dug her face into his crimson-colored robes.

"Lucifer!"

Following in her expeample, both Xue Lan and Shun Wen rose off the ground and jumped Lucifer like they wanted all his money!

"You she-devils! You won't get any of my money!"

Using his hands, Lucifer pushed both of their heads away from him, letting them smooch and hug mid-air. However, after a fews seconds, they managed to slip past his defenses and get their hugs in.

'Damn, I let my guard down!' Lucifer thought to himself.

He totally forgot that one was a ghost who could pass through objects, and then there was the elven princess, who took advantage of the situation and stuck in unison with Xue Lan.

Sigh…

Lucifer heaved an exasperated sigh, giving up on all riestsatnce and letting them do whatever they wished.

After a few minutes of them rubbing their scents all over him (on purpose), they opened their big, bright eyes, only to see that they had somehow made it back to the cabin. Letting go of Lucifer's warm, chiseled body, Xue Lan and Shun Wen then found themselves nice spots to sit right beside Lucifer. Each of them took an arm and lay their heads against them as if they were dutiful wives.

'God… I f*cking hate harem…'

At this moment, Lucifer's expression emulated the immense amount of frustration that he felt. It was to the point that Li Yan even felt the need to comment, "Big Brother… Cheating…?" Pouting her cheeks up from above his head, she was obviously quite peeved by this information.

Silence.

Lucifer didn't even know what to do about that goth midget anymore. It was to the point that if their mental asylums in this world, it would most definitely be his obligatory duty to send her to one.

Though unfortunately for both him and the world, the more insane a person was, the higher the chance of them being someone of great power.

That was just the way of the world…

"So, Lucifer, did you have fun in the Great Raja Forest!? Did you become stronger?? Come on, tell us tell us!"

Chiding him from the side, Shun Wen's pointy ears moved up and down in a cute way. With shining eyes, she squished her large breasts up against Lucifer's right side.

Although Xue Lan wasn't one to explicitly say it, Lucifer could tell that she wanted the same thing as well…

'One way or another, they helped me, so I guess… I can tell them what they want to know…'

"Well…"

Lucifer went on to depict what went down after they separated ways, and throughout this entire experience, not a single one of the girls' could take their attention away from the man they were smothering.

After all was over and said, Xue Lan was the first to speak up, saying, "So cool…"

"Yeah… Big Brother cool…"

"I mean, I guess what you did with the revenge on the Bigfoot Terrors was pretty alright… Humph!"

'The meek one, the Yandere, and the Tsundere… Holy sh*t, what am I even building up here!? Some sort of circus!?'

Although disappointed in both himself and the weaver of words, Lucifer still found the voice to say, "Who wants to increase their value to society?"

Of course, the translation for what he said was 'value = usefulness' and 'Society = himself'. But it wasn't like the others needed to know that, so he kept it himself.

As for their response to this ambiguous question, well, Li Yan was the first to bobb her head up and down. "Mhmm… Anything… Anything… I mean, anything…" she creepily mumbled while ruffling her hands through his long raven black hair.

"Alrighty, we have chucke on board! Any other takers!?"

Asking this question, Lucifer looked toward the two busty women, both of whom wanted to say yes. However, not knowing precisely what to say, they lightly bit their pink lips and muttered, "Yes…"

"Just yes?" Lucifer asked.

"Yes…"

"I see…"

After getting all the confirmation he needed, Lucifer then started to describe to them the ways in which they could assist the fam!

Li Yan was put on Formation duty, which was where thee excelled the most in. Whereas Shun Wen had an undiscovered knack for Arrays, so she was sent to a classroom, which was where a a few of his clones would teach her the basics of Arrays.

From what he could tell, her talent in that department likely surpassed his own, likely because of some hidden dark level bloodline Physique. For Lucifer, this was just another benefit, but for the world itself, it was just another use of high-level plot armor.

If he was going to temporarily keep around these lazy bums, then they had to have the smallest amount of uses. This was just basic profitisim!

However, there was one among them who was rather… Or more like, completely useless…

"Hey, Xue Lan… What exactly can you do besides flaunt those mountains atop your chest? Although that would be quite tempting to any ordinary protagonist, I am no ordinary protagonist. So tell me… In what way can you possibly contribute to the fam…?"

Practically interrogating the jittery ghost beauty, Lucifer sat face-to-face with her on the couch. Staring straight through her dark brown eyes and into her soul, he used every known method to find something that stopped him from dumping useless baggage into the Northern seas.

"W-Well… Uhmm… Although I'm not that talented or refined with most things, as a special-type spirit, I have the ability to ward off Nightmare Monsters and other evil creatures with my presence-"

"Great, she's f*cking completely useless!" Lucifer blurted out.

Why would he need something that kept the loot bags away from him!? He wanted them all to come right to him-!

"Wait…"

Suddenly shooting his head toward the teary-eyed ghost Lady, Lucifer grabbed both of her smooth, white shoulders. "Can you use that ability in reverse and lure the Nightmare Monsters toward us!?"

Although taken aback by his bold and sudden movements, Xue Lan blushed a little before turning her head down. "Y-Yes, I should be able to do that," she softly murmured.

"Hahaha!! Very good, very good! Who said that all big breasted horndogs were useless!? I must have obtained the cream of the crop with this bunch!"

Laughing his ass off like a crazy person, Lucifer repeatedly patted Xue Lan on her shoulders, causing weak electric currents to spread throughout her sensual figure. She tried her best to stop small moans from escaping her mouth, and thankfully, Lucifer stopped touching her before she burst open like a flood.

"This is some extremely good news indeed! Well, what is everyone waiting for!? Let's all get to the grind!"

Lucifer left the cabin living room in a cheerful mood, leaving both Li Yan and Xue Lan to look at each other in confusion.

"Big Brother lost the last screw…?"

Hearing this question come out the mouth of the adorable goth midget, Xue Lan lightly nodded her head and said, "I believe so… but pats are good…"

"Yes, pats are good…"

After coming to this common consensus, the both of them worked on their set tasks, all hoping to get some more pats from Big Bro Lucifer.

Time passed inside the riverside cabin like a fever dream, and everyone who resided within this residence was on the 24/7, motherf*cking mega grind!

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