Chapter 83: Give Me 5 Good Men And I'll Impregnate The B*tch!
Chapter 83: Give Me 5 Good Men And I'll Impregnate The B*tch!
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"Umu, I will have you let us past these gates. Furthermore, you will personally escort us to the Emperor's Castle. Is that understood?"
After getting out these demands, the guard mindlessly muttered, "Yes, sir."
Thereafter, Lucifer and Li Yan easily made it past a gap in the Wall of Fire. Then, under the nosy eyes of various passersby, they found themselves traveling through a vast, prosperous city.
The main theme of the city was red, while the buildings were middle eastern. Though, when one took a closer look, they would see numerous magic tools incorporated into the infrastructure of the buildings. So, with them numbering in the tens of thousands, there were likely millions of magic tools in passive activation!
When one included the price of even the most basic Magic Tool, this city could be seen as the epitome of luxury!
'The lamp posts, the candles, the lights, the windows, hell, even the appliances and trees… goddamn everything is a Magic Tool!'
'This place is f*cking filthy rich!'
Lucifer looked at all the wealthy, noble-like characters passing them by, pondering just how he should go about robbi- borrowing everything they owned.
'With pockets so big and deep, they surely wouldn't mind if I assisted them in the transfer of some of their funds… right?'
Even though Lucifer was thinking as such, his body was already in the process of snatching up anything shiny.
Using a black slime-like substance, formed from the Darkness and Water Elements, this was done with ease and without anyone knowing the better.
Whether they were Qi Condensation Realm Cultivators or Golden Core Realm Cultivators, Lucifer stole from them all the same!
10 lowest-ranked spiritual stones… 30 lowest-ranked spiritual stones…. 700 lowest-ranked spiritual stones… 20,000 lowest-ranked spiritual stones…
500,000 lowest-ranked spiritual stones… 3 low ranked spiritual stones… 20 low-ranked spiritual stones… 120 low-ranked spiritual stones…
300 low ranked spiritual stones…
'With each low-ranked spiritual stone equaling 1000 lowest-ranked spiritual stones, and with the total haul amounting to 600 thousand lowest ranked spiritual stones and 500 low-ranked spiritual stones, well…'
'I'm fucking filthy rich!'
'Just from borrowing from these randos, I obtained just as much wealth as I gained from all the previous loot bags I borrowed from!'
'This is the land of the rich! This is the land of benefits!'
Lucifer already knew exactly how he would drain this place dry. Even if it meant the collapse of the Nation's Economy, he didn't give a fuck!
'It was fortold in the ancient scriptures of bullshitery; this is most definitely the way forward.'
With these thoughts at the forefront of his mind, he walked behind an extravagant-looking guard. Making his way through the bustling city, any and all places of notice were marked down inside his mind.
Lucifer would surely be back to benefit from everything worth anything. But for now, he had an Emperor to meet.
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Step step step
Less than a few seconds ago, Lucifer revealed his identity. Or rather, he revealed his identity as a servant of the small goth girl.
As for the real Lucifer Devilduke, well, he died in a blazing ball of fire!
It was with such a convenient backstory that he and his little sister received permission to enter a huge, ostentatious castle. Located at the center of the Royal Capital, it was big and red, making it the perfect monument for the home of the Fire Emperor.
In other words, this was the most highly guarded and dangerous place in all of the Fire Nation!
The Castle of Scorchspire.
A castle that spiraled and coiled like the venomous tail of a dragon. Extending to the heavens, with fire and spikes protruding from its sides, this place was seen as nothing less than impregnable!
But of course, as the saying goes:
'Give me 5 good men, and I'll impregnate the bitch!'
Lucifer planned to do just that, but instead of 5 men, he only needed himself and a small goth midget.
With his steps through the hollow grounds of the castle marking his advance toward something greater, many servants spotted him. It was with sneers and snidy expressions that they mocked the man who looked more like a servant than they did.
Even though Lucifer was extremely handsome, with his robes torn up and grimy blood staining his skin, he fit the model of a lowly servant.
To be more specific, he looked like a servant who just went through a tough battle defending his lady…
'Heh, these fools are idiots. And if the servants are any indication of their masters' intelligence, then this plan will go off even easier than I anticipated.'
Lucifer inwardly smiled an evil smile.
Walking past a number of well-defined shrubbery, expensive fountains, and other dumbsh*r rich people stuff with no practical applications, he ultimately found himself at the bottom of a flight of white marble stairs. Quickly ascending these stairs with Li Yan holding his hand by the side, he noticed two rather intimidating guards standing on both sides of a golden set of doors.
With their shiny golden armor and their subtly overwhelming presences, Lucifer could immediately tell that they were in the Middle Nascent Soul Realm.
If he were to fight them head-on, the battle would come out pretty even-sided. However, these were merely the doormen…
The truly powerful persona originated from within the Royal Throne Room of the Fire Emperor.
"Late and Peak Nascent Soul Realm Experts… Hot damn, I never would've expected such large loot bags to be gathered in a place like this.'
'With my father's cultivation being so weak, I wonder just how he was able to contribute so much in the war with the Wind Nation…'
'Maybe he was injured and regressed in cultivation or something?'
'No… That doesn't make any sense… So, then… What is it? Am I overlooking something?'
Even though Lucifer had absorbed the memories of his father, something was definitely not right.
He didn't know for certain what that something was, but this entire situation just wasn't sitting well for him.
However, he would have to put that matter on hold for now. After all, it was time to meet the Emperor…
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