Chapter 211: Jump In A Hole And Die!
Chapter 211: Jump In A Hole And Die!
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"Die, You Bastard!!" The Azure Elder roared with a booming voice, causing the cave abode and even the Crimson Dimension itself to shake!
"Sit down."
That was all Azmodeus needed to say for the muscles and bones in the Azure Sky Palace Elder's body to crack and break apart as he fell to the ground with a loud thud, terror written across his face.
"Understand one thing, visitors from afar." Azmodeus began with a voice devoid of emotion, successfully garnering the full attention of the Peak Amethyst Rank Experts.
After gaining their full focus, he continued by saying, "This is not your turf, and it sure as hell is not a place where you can act as unruly as you please. So if you wish to walk out of here with your lives intact, I suggest you learn some courtesy."
OOOM!
His crimson-colored aura was majestic and regal; it was at a level where there was no way two newly ascended Peak Amethyst Rank Experts could hope to resist.
It was with such an intimidation tactic that the two Experts gave up any hope of assassinating the Crimson Devil Lord while his guard was down. After all, there was never a moment when his guard was down…
"Do you now wish to discuss what you came here to talk about, or do you want to take a path of no return…?"
Azmodeus's raspy voice was calm and cordial, but just the intent behind it was enough to send chills down the spines of the two conceited Elders…
However, upon realizing that Azmodeus's patience was running thin, the Elder from the Mystic Cloud Dominion took a few steps in front of her and passionately said, "I shall follow any rule or command that the magnanimous Lord has for me!"
"!!!"
The monocle-wearing man opened his eyes as wide as could be!
The thought of his partner and spouse submitting so easily never would've crossed his mind.
"Ming Ming…-"
"Shut up, you stupid Change Pu! This conversation does not concern you! Go jump in a hole and die!" Miss Ming rudely interrupted the voice of her husband as she visibly spat in his direction.
"..."
Change Pu watched his wife of 500 million years spit on his face as fury once again bubbled up inside him.
However, it was quickly put out by an overwhelming level of sadness and depression.
It was with a disparaged expression, oozing sorrow, that he lifted up his right arm and shot out a blue blade of light, prepared to take his own life right then and there.
SHING!
However, before it reached such a point, an even faster blade of light intercepted the advance of his own!
"W-Why did you stop me! Let me die-"
He was going to berate the Crimson Devil Lord for stopping his blade. But before he even finished his sentence, the blade of light that shattered his own made a complete U-turn, subsequently impaling the depressed man right in the throat!
"W-Wha…?" He gurgled through bloody teeth as he turned his anguished expression in the direction of the one who took his life.
I wasn't actually going to kill myself… I just wanted to put on a show for my wife, which would've caused her to feel suicide guilt, enabling the both of us to stay together forever…
His thoughts swirled around inside his head as his wide eyes focused on the state of trepidation that his wife was in.
In no time at all, ge personally witnessed her trepidation morph into infatuation as she looked at the aloof, crimson-eyed man like a mortal standing in awe before a god.
Damn it… I knew I should've had a harem…
The thoughts of the Elder from the Azure Sky Palace faded out, and he died while having lived a life of regret.
On the other hand, the female Elder from the Mystic Cloud Dominion was living her best life as she clung to the thighs of the Crimson Devil Lord, attempting to get into his pants.
But little did she know that he was slowly but surely sucking the memories out of her brain, extracting everything he would need to know to understand the intricacies of the Mystic Cloud Dominion.
The memory extraction process was a tad bit more complicated for stronger cultivators like those in the Peak Amethyst Rank, so it took far more time and required direct physical contact.
It was this mandatory process that forced Azmodeus to touch the head of the zealot girl, all while turning the inside of her head into a messy slushy.
This process took no longer than 5 minutes, and by the time it was done, Miss Ming was left sprawled out on the ground with all her brain juices oozing out of her ears.
"..."
Azmodeus sat down in a nonchalant way, perusing the newly acquired memoires.
While this was happening, a number of system notifications went off in his head, informing him of everything he gained after killing two Peak Amethyst Rank Warriors.
BLING!
*Ding!* *You have killed a Peak Amethyst Rank Elder from the Azure Sky Palace and a Peak Amethyst Rank Elder from the Mystic Cloud Dominion!*
*Ding!* *You have acquired tremendous amounts of points in your Physical Existence Rank!*
*Ding!* *Calculating points!*
*Ding!* *You have obtained 115 Quinvigintillion Points in your Physical Existence Rank!*
*Ding!* *Your Physical Existence Rank has taken major strides within the Peak Amethyst Rank!*
*Ding!* *Your Battle Power has taken one more step toward reaching the Peak of the Half-Step Star Radiance Realm!*
*Ding!* *Would you like to roll for an ability of the beings you just killed, or would you like to Assimilate their existences and have their strength become your own?*
"Assimilate."
*Ding!* *You have acquired 22 Quinvigintillion Stat Points in Strength, 28 Quinvigintillion Points in Speed, 31 Quinvigintillion Points in Defense, and 48 Quinvigintillion Points in Qi.*
*Ding!* *Your Battle Power has moderately improved!*
*Ding!* *You can use up 1/10 of your Evolution Essence in order to upgrade all of your Traits into the 3rd Level of SSS Rank. Would you like to do it?*
*Ding!* *Would you like to use up another 1/10 of your Evolution Essence in order to upgrade all of your Physique's into the Half-Step Star Radiance Rank?*
Azmodeus listened to the most recent system notifications as he thought it over for a moment before deciding to pay the cost.
BLING!
*Ding!* *All of your Traits have been upgraded from the 2nd Level of SSS Rank to the 3rd Level of SSS Rank, allowing your strength to improve by a large margin! But at the cost of more of your emotions…*
*Ding!* *Your Physique's have all been upgraded from the Peak Dwarf Star Transformation Realm to the Half-Step Star Radiance Realm, enabling your strength to take another huge leap! But at the cost of losing more of what makes you human…*
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