Is It Too Late to Leave the Chat Group?

Book 3: Chapter 25: Yet You Claim You are Not Scum?

Book 3: Chapter 25: Yet You Claim You are Not Scum?

“What are you looking at? Su Ya will not help you. She still has to spend time with me. You had better have a conscience and let the two of us have some alone time.” Duan Lin sharply noticed Chen Heng gazing at his girlfriend and took the initiative to repudiate Chen Heng’s choice.

“Let’s go, my precious younger sister. We’ll go again.” In the end, Chen Heng could only choose himself.

“Alright. Elder Brother, hurry up!” Sirin still preferred having her elder brother accompany her. The others? What were they?

“Hey, the young couple is back!” The staff warmly greeted Chen Heng.

“…” Sirin, why are you blushing? Quickly deny it! Don’t keep silent! Doing this will easily cause misunderstanding. Please don’t be like this. I feel very flustered.

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Four o’clock in the afternoon, on the way back home in the car:

Jeanne d’Arc could not sit still, as her excitement had yet to die down. She had stood on the rented kayak in the water park’s pool, becoming the focus of attention. She enjoyed this feeling of being looked at, believing this proved the awesomeness of her swimsuit. However, Chen Heng forcefully pulled her away later.

Chen Heng believed everyone was not looking at Jeanne d’Arc’s swimsuit but at Jeanne d’Arc herself, since no normal person would wear such a swimsuit. He decisively pulled her away to prevent his pet’s beauty from being put on display.

To compensate her, Chen Heng bought her fruit juice and ice cream. Then they went down the lovers’ slide again.

After he dealt with Jeanne d’Arc, Raven came to get in on the action. She said she, an older woman, wanted to experience the feeling of having a boyfriend. What could Chen Heng do? He could only agree. After all, he would not lose anything. What was there to fear?

Chen Heng would never forget the disdainful looks the female staff gave him when he accompanied three different women down the lovers’ slide. However, the male staff showed envious expressions.

Envy, my ass…wait, that’s not right. This is worth envying.

Chen Heng did not want to bring anyone to the water park again. I feel exhausted and unbearably stifled.

The group took half an hour to return home.

Now, Chen Heng felt too lazy to buy ingredients at the market. Although he promised Fafnir a sumptuous meal, he did not feel like moving now. This was where the omnipotent association’s store shone.

The ingredients from the association’s store were extremely cheap. Just two points could purchase fresh, high-grade, ordinary ingredients. Of course, there were also ingredients with expensive-sounding names, like the fruit of the world tree, the flesh of a five-clawed golden dragon, the testicles of a black mountain goat, an evil god tentacle, phoenix wings, and many more. Wait…weren’t there some strange things mixed among them?

Currently, Chen Heng was calming himself down while lying in bed. The stimulation from the water park was even greater than from sleeping with Sirin the previous night.

Ding! Welcome, God Sai, to the association!

There’s another newcomer?

Magus of Flowers: Newcomer, crossdress and share the pictures. This is the rule.

Administrator He Who Knows Fate muted Magus of Flowers for ten minutes.

He Who Knows Fate: This fellow is the one corrupting the chat group. This is a proper organization that maintains order in multiple dimensions, yet he turned it into a chat group filled with fools.

He Who Knows Fate: You can look at the announcements. Don’t ever say things like: “What is this place?”; “Who are you?”; “To think you can enter my mind!”; “This is very well thought out.”; or “Come out and fight me!”

Efreet: He Who Knows Fate is becoming more like an administrator.

Iron Fist Teacher: He was forced into it.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: I want to be an administrator too. However, the requirement for evaluation points is too high. How long would I have to work hard to gain 1,000 evaluation points? I don’t want to work hard anymore. He Who Knows Fate, provide for me!

He Who Knows Fate: Declined!

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Heartless.

Queen of Ice and Snow: I have been searching for missions with world consciousness’s friendship, but I have seen none so far.

I Have a Strong Presence: Did I miss something again? I think He Who Knows Fate snatched my lines again.

Blank Never Loses: Congratulations, your lines got snatched again.

I Have a Strong Presence: I happened to be on a mission. It was a transmigrator, but he did not have any special abilities. The difficulty was low, so it suited me well.

Lord of the White Night: For members who just awakened their abilities, like you, it is best to start from the lowest mission grade. Take your time in growing stronger so that there is no need to worry about safety. There is nothing urgent for you to complete. Just take your time.

Umaru-chan: I have also done two missions. They were of danger level 1 or 2. After investing some points into physical strengthening, combined with my ability, I completed those missions easily.

Kal’tsit: I underwent my ability second awakening two days ago. I discovered I became immune to Oripathy. Perhaps it is because of the special characteristics of Originium Arts. Now, I can use Originium Arts with no worries. That saves me a bottle of medicine for treatment.

[TL Note: Originium Arts is the magic system in Arknights. Here is more information: /wiki/Originium_Arts.]

God Sai: That means this Dimension Administrators Association is a righteous organization that maintains the world’s order?

He Who Knows Fate: Yes. You can take missions in the mission hall to earn points. To complete the missions, you might go to various worlds to maintain order.

God Sai: What is the use of points? Can it buy coffee pudding?

He Who Knows Fate: Coffee pudding? You can buy a large box of such things with 1 point. The daily sign-in gives you 10 points each time. If you complete a relatively difficult mission, it will reward you with 5,000–6,000 points. By then, you can even buy a house made of coffee pudding. Who knows, the Dimension Administrators Association’s store might really have such an item.

Umaru-chan: This is very possible. I saw a house made entirely of candy in the Dimension Administrators Association’s store. It costs 20 points, so it is a little expensive for me. The house is enormous, and it is all candy. Even the chairs, tables, sofas, and blankets can be eaten.

God Sai: A coffee pudding house…I’m on fire now!

He Who Knows Fate: Wait a moment. Don’t rush to be on fire. If you have a special ability, you can spend 100 points in the association’s store to buy the Ability Second Awakening. It can strengthen the potential of your ability. If you do not have a special ability, I can lend you 300 points. Adding the 100 points for signing in on the first day, you can buy the Ability Awakening.