It's Lonely to Be Invincible

Chapter 534

Chapter 534: Chapter 534-how annoying

“Comfortable!”

Lin fan laid in the Imperial cauldron of the heavenly River with a look of enjoyment on his face. When he was in the stomach of the monster beast, he had wanted to take a bath. But now that he was in such a peaceful little village, he was really relaxed.

It was really not easy to have such a beautiful village in such a dangerous forbidden land.

Perhaps this was why the more dangerous a place was, the more pleasant the environment would be.

Zzzzzzz~

The bonfire was burning brightly, and the square table was very resistant to fire. At the same time, the burning smell had a kind of fragrance, which was something he had not expected.

In the distance, a black mist was sprawled on the ground. It had no eyes, but it felt as though it was staring at Lin fan.

The black mist was furious, but it was not the time to expose itself.

“The abyss of life and death is a strange place.” When he had time to spare, he would think about his current situation. The situation here was very different from other dangerous places.

In other dangerous places, there would be hordes of demonic beasts, but looking at this place, other than the ones they had encountered before, there were no other demonic beasts.

However, it was hard to say how many demonic beasts this one beast had.

The sky seemed to be covered by a dark cloud. As the darkness came, the only light gradually disappeared. The darkness seemed to be devouring everything, covering the last bit of light.

“It’s getting dark. ”

But fortunately, there was a bonfire that could provide light.

Weng~

A gust of wind blew past, causing the leaves of the locust tree at the village entrance to rustle.

Waa ...

The chirping of birds could be heard in the distance. Upon listening carefully, it seemed to be the chirping of crows.

With the light from the fire, he saw a Black Crow fly over and land on a branch. It stared at Lin fan with its red eyes and then raised its head to CAW.

Black mist gradually rose from the doors of the wooden houses and formed a line, as if it had surrounded the village.

Gulu!

Lin fan squatted in the Imperial cauldron of the heavenly River and felt the warm water running across every inch of his skin. Needless to say, that feeling must have been very comfortable.

However, his stomach grumbled. He was a little hungry and wanted to eat delicious food.

Suddenly, he looked into the distance and saw the crows on the branches. He had an idea.

He didn’t expect that at this time, there would be prey that would take the initiative to come to his door. This was a great opportunity.

“Although it’s said that crows eat rotten meat, which is a little inauspicious, it’s not impossible to eat. I heard that Crow meat tastes like duck meat. If you smoke crows, it’ll be very delicious.”

Lin fan mumbled to himself. He was thinking about how to deal with the crow. He had thought about making it into soup, but he decided against it. It might be good to smoke it.

‘Fumigate’ probably meant ‘roast’, or something similar.

He took out the pan and the sacred Earth Pearl from his storage ring.

The crow on the branch kept its eyes on Lin fan, as though it was trying to prevent its prey from escaping like the last one.

At the same time, behind Lin fan, the black mist was circling around the wooden door. It slowly spread towards Lin fan.

If Lin fan were to turn around now, he would have realized that the ground behind him was already covered in a layer of black mist.

But now, all of this was no longer important. He had already set his eyes on this Crow, and he would definitely not let it escape.

“Why does this prey’s gaze seem a little off?” The crow on the branch felt that the eyes of the prey seemed to be filled with ill intentions.

It flapped its wings and let out a cry. Together with the locust tree, it made the surrounding environment seem even gloomier and more terrifying.

This was the most daring prey he had ever seen, and second to this prey was the batch of prey from a thousand years ago.

Colored eyes, activate.

All of a sudden, the crows on the branches flapped their wings furiously. Their blood red eyes turned even redder as they pounced towards Lin fan.

As a Crow, he could actually feel the mockery from his prey. This was something he could not bear.

“Good, you’re here.” Lin fan was overjoyed. He held the pan tightly, then threw the high Saint earth Pearl and whipped it.

“Let me go ...” The sacred Earth Pearl cried out. It was going crazy. Every time this human took it out, it was always like this.

“Aiya, F * ck, that’s not right.” Suddenly, Lin fan realized something big. If he let the sacred Earth Pearl hit the crow, with the hardness of the sacred Earth Pearl, it would definitely smash the crow into pieces. By then, it would be all gone.

Colored eyes!

He immediately looked at the sacred Earth Pearl. Indeed, the sacred Earth Pearl that was charging forward seemed to have been controlled. It suddenly stopped and turned around to attack Lin fan.

Pada!

He grabbed the sacred Earth Pearl and put it in his storage ring, then grabbed the crow.

“That was close. I was almost ruined by my own intelligence.”

Lin fan was a little scared. Luckily, he kept his prey, otherwise, he would really regret it.

When the colored eyes were turned off, the crow reacted and flapped its wings in a frenzy, trying to escape from the other party’s control.

But in Lin fan’s hands, was there even a chance of escape?

He was simply dreaming.

With a slap, Crow fainted.

Lin fan climbed out of the Imperial cauldron of the heavenly River and put on his clothes. A bright smile appeared on his face,”this is great. Tonight’s meal is perfect.”

When the black mist behind Lin fan saw this, it stopped for a second or two before retreating like the tide.

“What?” Lin fan turned his head and looked back. Nothing was going on and everything was really calm,”you are so suspicious. It was like there was something just now.”

He didn’t want to think too much. He had finally caught a wild game, so he definitely had to recuperate properly.

Carrying the crow, he walked towards the locust tree.

The leaves of the locust tree began to shake like the wind, but no one could tell if this was fear or something else.

He took out the Tai sovereign sword and slashed at the locust tree’s branches. He easily cut off a few branches, and gray liquid flowed out of the cut.

“What a strange place. It’s another strange creature. Its liquid is actually gray.”

Lin fan smiled and picked up the branch, returning to the side of the bonfire.

He placed the crow on the ground and spread its legs and wings. Then, he picked up the Tai sovereign sword and cut off all the feathers on the crow.

Very quickly, the black crow became bare. He used branches to tie the crow to the Tai sovereign sword. Once everything was done, he could start roasting the crow.

He couldn’t wait any longer. After all, anything in the hands of a top master would become extremely delicious.

When he placed the Tai sovereign sword over the fire to roast, Crow woke up. When she realized what was happening, she started to struggle in panic. However, the branches were reinforced with strength and she could not break free.

At this moment, the crow’s Scarlet eyes looked at Lin fan and it cawed out. This time around, there was a terrifying tone to its cawing.

Lin fan smiled at Crow and said nothing more. He then placed the Tai sovereign sword on the bonfire.

???~

???~

Lin fan’s technique was not normal. He rolled three times to the left and three times to the right. This was to ensure that the heat was even and that each piece of meat was elastic.

Seeing the meat gradually changing, he quickly took out the seasoning, took out a special tool, brushed some oil, and then smeared it on every piece of Crow meat.

It was crystal clear and had a golden luster.

In his eyes, this would be an extremely delicious dish.

He added some chili, cumin, and salt ...

After a series of operations, the fragrance of the meat was already overflowing. Just one sniff was enough to make one feel that it was extremely delicious.

“That’s great! Looks like when I return to the sect, I’ll have to let my junior brothers and sisters learn these skills. Even though it’s tough outside the sect, I can’t let myself suffer. I have to eat what needs to be eaten. If I don’t eat well, I’ll have no energy.”

Lin fan felt that the burden on his body had increased.

In the distance, the rough surface of the locust tree was originally very dry, but at some point, two streams of gray liquid actually rolled down.

Time passed by quickly.

Lin fan couldn’t wait any longer. The delicious taste had already taken shape. Under his special methods, every piece of the crow’s meat gave off a golden glow. The strong fragrance assailed his nose, almost making him forget that he was in the forbidden area.

“Done. Let’s start.”

He removed the delicacy from the Tai sovereign sword and took a whiff. It was really fragrant, and it smelled like duck meat.

In his previous life, he had always wanted to eat Quanjude roast duck, but he couldn’t afford it because he was poor.

But now, he felt that he didn’t need to eat Quanjude. The roasted crows in the forbidden land might be even better.

Just as he was about to start eating, he thought of something else, and that was the use of supplementary condiments. Then, he rummaged through his storage ring and took out a few immortal pills from the true immortal realm. They smelled pretty good.

There were fragrant ones, sour ones, and sweet ones.

With a pinch of his fingers, the immortal pill turned into powder. Then, he carefully sprinkled it on the delicacy. He didn’t miss a single spot and sprinkled it very evenly.

He took out a bottle of wine, tore off his thigh, and took a bite. It was fragrant, and his taste buds were opened. Even the tip of his eyebrows jumped.

“Not bad, it’s beyond my expectations.”

The skin was very crispy and melted in the mouth. The meat was very chewy. With every bite, the fragrance of oil sprayed out, and his mouth was full of grease.

He took another sip of wine. This kind of life was really comfortable.

The sound of chewing at this moment dispelled much of the horror in the village.

“Creak! Creak!”

Just as Lin fan’s mouth was covered in oil, the ear-piercing sound came from behind.

“What’s the situation? Is there a problem with the doors here?” Lin fan was a little unhappy. Enjoying good food was the happiest moment in the world and he shouldn’t be disturbed.

He had thought that the village was very quiet, but now it seemed that it really wasn ‘t. The door was always creaking and it was very annoying.

Lin fan stood up, grabbing his leg with one hand and holding the wine pot with the other. He ate and drank as he walked towards the wooden house.

“How annoying. What broken door? can’t you wait until I’m done eating before it creaks?” Lin fan’s brows furrowed in dissatisfaction.

How annoying.