Kenkyo, Kenjitsu o Motto ni Ikite Orimasu

Chapter 44

A Tenugui is a thin j.a.panese hand towel made of cotton. It is typically about 35 by 90 centimeters in size, plain woven and is almost always dyed with some pattern.It can be used for anything a towel could be used for as a washcloth, dishcloth, but often as a headband, souvenir, decoration, or for wrapping items such as bottles. Towels made from terry cloth have largely replaced it in household use. However tenugui are still popular as souvenirs, decorations, and as a head covering in kendo, where it functions as a sweatband, as extra padding beneath the headgear (men), and to identify the partic.i.p.ants by team color.

Nerima Daikon is one of j.a.pans main daikon radish breeds, named such because it was once cultivated in Nerima, Tokyo. Shougoin Daikon is one of the traditional daikon radishes of Kyoto.

Daikon-Ashi(lit. daikon legs) is the j.a.panese equivalent to thunder thighs, in reference to the shape of daikon radishes.

Aodakefumi is simply a piece of smooth, hard bamboo that is naturally and ideally cut and shaped to provide the bottom of your feet with an amazing ma.s.sage, simply by gently stepping on it. Believed by some to encourage weight loss.

The cram school Id been going to had been focused exclusively for primary school, so now that Im in middle school I needed to find a new one. For my middle school one as well, I picked one that Oniisama used to attend. Im not with Akizawa-kun and f.u.kioka-san anymore, but Aoi-chan was with me instead! Aoi-chan had been attending a primary school that was attached to higher-tiered schools. Because of that, even though it was a primary school attached to a bigger school the same way Suirans primary school was, the system it used wasnt an escalator and unless you pa.s.sed the entrance exams, they would mercilessly expel you. Thanks to that, Aoi-chan had bags under her eyes since New Years. Now that shes made it into the a.s.sociated middle school without a problem, shes been chatting with me about Tarow the Taro just like we used to. Apparently theres this new tenugui merchandise for him. Why a tenugui instead of a handkerchief or hand towel?

Im still talking to f.u.kioka-san by email and phone calls. People with a sharp tongue like her are surprisingly rare, so I want us to stay friends. Last time we talked we mentioned going somewhere together. Its so friends-like! But wouldnt it be better if she spent time with Akizawa-kun? Or so I thought, but it seems that Akizawa-kun is busy that day. Thought so~

*imouto*

Now that Im a middle schooler, Im allowed to walk outside by myself now. Only during the day though. On weekdays I have cla.s.ses, so I dont have much free time. But the fact that I have a few hours to wander about during the weekends now makes me pretty happy. Now that I can just go to the convenience store to buy snacks, I dont need to use cram school as a cover anymore. If I bring a large bag with me to bring home snacks and sweets, I doubt Okaasama will find out. Okaasama thinks beautiful skin is a girls life, so she definitely wouldnt allow me to eat snacks with cheap oils in them. And whats more, my next goal is eating fast food. I really want some. Its the embodiment of junk food. Why do chips taste so good. And I definitely want ketchup with it.

Chips. Also known as french fries in certain other places in the Anglosphere.

Suiran has students coming from all over, so even if I head far away from home to buy snacks, theres still a chance Ill get spotted. Because of that, I still cant let my guard down. Also, I want to eat at the food stands in festivals! Because festivals happen at night, itll be hard for me to get permission, so at the moment its nothing more than a dream. But festival yakisoba is yummy isnt it~

Yakisoba. Fried buckwheat, flavoured with a sauce that is more or less a mix of oyster sauce and thickened Worcestershire sauce.

Ah-, and I want to eat takoyaki as well.

Takoyaki. Typically batter filled with octopus, tempura sc.r.a.ps, pickled ginger, and green onion, topped with mayonnaise, thickened Worcestershire sauce, seaweed and bonito flakes.

Ikayaki grilled squid would be great too~

Ikayaki. Grilled squid on a stick, topped with soy sauce.

The number of dreams I have keeps increasing&h.e.l.lip;

*imouto*

Even though I thought Id be released from it after leaving primary, I ended up being nominated as vice rep again. And my partner, the cla.s.s rep, is Cla.s.s Rep. Hes in my cla.s.s again. For some reason it feels like were just the cla.s.s rep pair, but huh~ Unlike Cla.s.s Rep, Im not even a stereotype cla.s.s-rep character. Cla.s.s Rep feels like he was born to be a cla.s.s rep. Everybody calls him Cla.s.s Rep like its natural. What was his real name, anyway?

*imouto*

In May, we have the customary excursion. And its mountain climbing. Ugh. Mountain climbing. I really dont wanna go. Apparently the idea behind it is to help the Internals and Externals bond through agonising physical activity, but rather than mountain climbing where everybody is too busy going hahh hahh wheeze wheeze to even have a decent conversation, wouldnt it be better to have an outdoors cooking session or a barbeque at a camp site somewhere? At least I think wed bond a lot better that way. Its unfortunate, but I cant understand the appeal behind mountain climbing at all. Apparently Cla.s.s Rep actually quite likes mountain climbing. When I asked him what was fun about it, he listed the nature, the clean air, and the feeling of accomplishment for reaching the summit, but sorry. I still dont get it at all. Were all a bunch of weak-limbed ojousamas who get chauffeured everywhere, so please dont make us do something as harsh as mountain climbing. Speaking of which, for a while I used to do squats in primary school, but I ended up stopping at some point, didnt I. I still do my stretches before bed though. You know, lately, Im getting the feeling that my legs are getting fatter than they used to be. Well, compared to my last life theyre still totally thin though. In my last life, when I stopped growing taller in middle school, I started growing sideways instead, which was horrifying. The ruder boys called me Nerima. When I went to Kyoto, they called me Shougoin. I cursed all of them to stop growing. Even though there were plenty of girls with thicker legs than mine! Even though my weight was average! Even though my legs werent fat, they were just a little swollen! Why are middle school boys so insensitive. Cause theyre idiots I suppose. Its definitely because theyre idiots, yep. I also cursed them to be unpopular. This cursed worked quite well, kekeke! I also tried a diet to make my legs skinnier, but they sure didnt work at all. Tsk. All these unpleasant memories are surfacing. I think Ill buy an aodakefumi the next time I have a break.

*imouto*

During the mountain climbing, my group fell behind. Cla.s.s Rep, Ill leave the rest to you. Im struggling just taking care of myself here. My lungs are making a weird noise. Im suffering. I have to keep watching my feet so that I dont fall, so I cant look at the scenery at all. Just what the heck is fun about this. Whenever I look behind me, here and there I spot other kids on the verge of death. &h.e.l.lip;Thank goodness, Im not the only one. When I finally made it up to the mountain somehow, kids who arrived way earlier were already eating their lunches.

Oi! Werent we supposed to be deepening our bonds today.

I was so tired that I couldnt even find the energy to eat. Us weaker kids are all hunched over, exhausted. While I was sitting there, I could hear the girls around Kaburagi and Enjou happily kicking up a fuss. Even though my group hasnt even opened our lunch boxes yet, those guys are already done eating. Theres this somewhat gyaru-group thats been forming since we entered middle school thats for some reason full of athletic girls. Im jealous. After resting for a while, just as I regained the energy needed to eat, I saw some of the External boys chatting amicably with some Internal girls. Goodness! While we were here dying, some of the Externals and Internals got closer together! Could it be that the mountain climbing worked!? Nothing so wonderful happened for me. Is it because I look weird sporting drill hair with a tracksuit? Oh? Isnt that Miharu-chan over there? Miharu-chan is the vice cla.s.s rep for another cla.s.s. She also fits the image of a cla.s.s rep to a tee. Anyway, there she was, chatting with an External boy. Ah! She laughed. I wonder if Cla.s.s Rep felt jealous seeing that. Even at normal times, hes already so panicked about Enjou being in her cla.s.s. Before long, hes going to come for more advice, I bet.

*imouto*

Aahh&h.e.l.lip; When its time to leave the mountain, I wonder if its possible to have the Kisshouin family send me a helicopter.