Kenkyo, Kenjitsu o Motto ni Ikite Orimasu

Chapter 96

Note that the word for mouse and rat are the same in j.a.panese. Incidentally theres no such thing as a lobster. Spiny lobsters are Ise Prawns while the clawed lobsters that Americans are more familiar with are Sea Crayfish. Honestly, the genetics kind of cements the fact that lobsters arent real. If lobsters arent real, how can our mouths be real.

At lunch I headed to the StuCo room for athletics carnival business. Tomoe-senpai was waiting inside.

Tomoe-senpai!

Oh~? Kisshouin-san, long time no see!

Ukyaa! He was as cool as ever!

So why are you here today? Oh, permission to use the sports field, right?

Yes! What are you doing here, Senpai?

Hm? Oh, Im just here to help out. It hasnt been long since weve changed members after all.

I see.

For the next few weeks all cla.s.s rep work involving the Student Council was going to be handled by me.

So which events are you competing in, Kisshouin-san?

This year I shall be appearing in the ball toss event. The three-legged race as well.

Ah okay. Dont get injured, alright?

Yes! What about you, Tomoe-senpai?

Me? Im going to be doing the cavalry battle.

The cavalry battle! I cant believe I forgot! Tomoe-senpai was the one who squared off with that legendary cavalry maniac at the very end of their match, and almost won too! It was thanks to the battle with Tomoe-senpai that the idiot even began reading The Art of War to prepare for the next year.

If Tomoe-senpai of all people was going to be partic.i.p.ating this year then Emperor was sure going to regret his retirement.

I-! I shall be cheering for you!

Im happy to hear you say that but shouldnt you be cheering for your own cla.s.s?

Its fine, its fine. If its for my first love Ill be a thought-traitor as many times as it takes.

It is no problem, Senpai! Please win! I shouted with a fist pump.Alright! If youre going to be cheering me on then I guess I have to give it my best. Oh, by the way, you were partic.i.p.ating too, right? he called out to someone behind me.

I turned around and Fellow Stalking Horse was there.

Ah-, F- unny finding you here, Mizusaki-kun.

Close call! Good save, Reika!

I never called him anything else in my head so I almost slipped up. If I actually called the guy Fellow Stalking Horse to his face Im pretty sure he would murder me.

I promised myself to be more careful in the future

Anyhow, Fellow Stalking Horse was looking at me with suspicion.

What was that just now?

Eh? What might you be speaking of?

Ah. My eyes were looking up to the right again.

The suspicion on his face intensified. Oh dear

Arima. Youre joining the cavalry battle too, arent you?

Thankfully, Tomoe-senpai drew Fellow Stalking Horses attention.Phew

Ah, yes. I am.

I knew it.

My cla.s.s speculated that you would be a strong opponent, Mizusaki-kun, I chimed in.

Oh? So Arimas strong then. Sounds like Id better put some oomph into it.

Tomoe-senpai, faito!

Yeah!

As we cheered, Fellow Stalking Horse just regarded the two of us with bewilderment.After a while, he held out a sheet of paper to Tomoe-senpai.

Sorry to interrupt while youre having so much fun, but I wanted to talk to you about the proceedings of the athletics carnival.

Hm? What about it?

Fellow Stalking Horse had taken Tomoe-senpai from me. Not that it could be helped though. This was more important.

The two of them began to talk about greeting visitors or something, so I decided it was time to excuse myself.

Well then, please excuse me, Tomoe-senpai. Also Mizusaki-kun, I suppose.

You suppose

Ahaha, thanks for your hard work, Kisshouin-san.

Tomoe-senpai saw me off with a smile, and I left the room feeling elated.

Mizusaki Fellow Stalking Horse Arima(Has a Horse) riding a horse. Upfftpfft. Three horses() made a herd().

I headed back to homeroom while thinking up stupid rhymes about it, only to find some kind of debacle with Satomi-kun in the middle of it.

Is something the matter, Satomi-kun?

Ah, Kisshouin-san. Actually

According to Satomi-kun, the girl who was going to be competing in the costume race sprained her ankle during lunch and suddenly couldnt compete. Right now she was in the nurses office.Iwamuro Takashi-kun, a large boy in the Judo Club, was going to be the cross-dressing Cinderella. As for the injured girl, she was going to be the

The girl who was just injured was supposed to be carrying a pumpkin in a rat costume.

Who will replace her?

Do we have a girl who can replace her?

A number of girls hadnt returned from lunch yet, and none of the ones here seemed too enthusiastic. I guess n.o.body really wanted to dress up as a rat.Hmm~ But dressing up in a costume?I raised my hand.

Shall I take her place then?

Eh-, you, Kisshouin-san!?

Reika-sama!?

Everyone looked at me in shock.

Yes. I was entered into the ball-tossing event, but I believe she can do so even with a sprained ankle. There should be no problems if the two of us exchange events, in that case. Of course, unless anything is stopping me I plan to partic.i.p.ate in the ball-toss as well.

Are you really okay with that, Kisshouin-san? Satomi-kun asked with some hesitance.

The costume race was a joke event, after all. I was probably one of the last people theyd have expected to partic.i.p.ate. Admittedly I never would have if it wasnt for this accident.

I am fine with it, I nodded. I cannot promise that I will run particularly swiftly, however.

Satomi-kun smiled.

Then the replacement will be Kisshouin-san.

Just as things were about to be settled, this time it was the girls in my group that complained.

How could you make Reika-sama dress up like a rat!

Shes right! How could a rat costume be suitable for Reika-sama!

A so the cla.s.sroom turned noisy again. For some reason some of the other girls started vocally agreeing about how cruel it was to me.Um, guys? I dont actually mind this, you know? And youre calling it cruel now, but you do remember that the person Im replacing is a girl too, right?I tried to calm them down, but they wouldnt budge at all, shouting things like,

How could you make Reika-sama dress up like some kind of amus.e.m.e.nt park mascot!

When we realised we werent going anywhere, people started suggested alternatives.

Then cant we just have Kisshouin-san take the part of Cinderella instead then? said one boy.

More and more of the cla.s.s seemed to get on-board with the idea.

Kisshouin-san would be spot-on for a princess, after all.

I thought itd be pretty funny to force Iwamuro into crossdressing, but doing the costume seriously might be pretty good too.

The girls in my group seemed tentatively appeased. And so after all that tumult, I went from being the rat to Cinderella.Me as Cinderella. But the problem was

Iwamuro, good for you! Looks like youre off the hook!

I remember you grumbling about it too! said a friend as he thumped Iwamuro-kun on the shoulder.

Yeah, thank goodness, he replied.

But I knew that was a lie. Because in the dress-fittings after the cla.s.s had decided on Iwamuro-kun as our Cinderella, I noticed he looked a little happy to be wearing it.I suspected that he was crestfallen inside. Even now he looked a little sadder.

Please wait, everybody. I am fine being the rat.

Everyone looked shocked again.

The costume is tailored to Iwamuro-kuns measurements. Additionally, Cinderella is to be the anchor of the relay race. That would be too heavy a burden for me.

But Reika-sama

In exchange, would it be acceptable for me to simply wear a grey dress, mouse ears, and mice slippers instead?

Honestly, I was completely fine with the full body costume too but the girls around me werent likely to agree to that. Hence the compromise. I thought it would look pretty cute.

Are you truly okay with that, Reika-sama?

I am. It would be dangerous to run in clothing ill-fit to me. And I must admit, I have been looking forward to seeing Iwamuro-kun in a dress!

My cla.s.smates laughed.

Iwamuro! Now that Kisshouin-sans nominated you personally, theres no more running away from this!

Give it your best, tranny Cinderella!

Although Iwamuro-kun made resigned comments, his mouth was curved upwards. You really wanted to wear that Cinderella dress, didnt you.I decided that tomorrow Id gift him some of the unused make-up from home.He would probably be even happier that way. Quite possible that hed open a door to a world he could never come back from, though.

The next day when I brought the make-up kit, Iwamuro-kun exclaimed,

Ehhhh!

but didnt resist at all.

I put on some cream blush on his cheeks and then painted his mouth with lipstick, but he seemed delighted when he stoof in front of the mirror.In the end I secretly gave him a high quality facial mask to use the night before the athletics carnival. This way his skin would be silky smooth.Iwamuro-kun teared up and declared that he would follow me. I had to say no to that.

Somehow a huge guy with a penchant for cross-dressing ended up attached to me