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Chapter 25: High Attack from Thick Blood (Extra)
Chapter 25: High Attack from Thick Blood (Extra)
Chapter 25: Chapter 25: High Attack from Thick Blood (Extra)
Translator: 549690339
[Can they really win?J
[I don’t think so, the Black Bear on the other side is too strong, the host is definitely going to lose.]
[The Black Bear has too much health, the host’s equipment is not up to par, only a Stone Spear, there, he’s about to die.]
[Sigh, today is just too unlucky, went out and bumped into the Black Bear Boss, how can he possibly win against that!]
[In the end, it’s still because the host isn’t good enough.]
Hey, what are you saying? How can a man ever admit defeat?”
Seeing fans say he wasn’t up to par, Ling Xuefeng instantly got anxious, but the more anxious he became, the more mistakes he made. Facing the attack from the Black Bear Boss, his character’s already unhealthy health bar rapidly depleted, and finally, accompanied by a scream, a big “noob” appeared on the screen.
Damn it! I’m done, I’m done playing, I’ve been tormented all day today, you guys keep recommending these broken games just to watch me suffer, games like this with pure data piling up have no soul at all!”
Ling Xuefeng was so pissed that he slammed down his controller, his lips spewing sweet venom.
[Hahaha, he’s getting anxious, old Ling is getting anxious.]
[It’s normal, Ling Xuefeng being agitated and upset.]
Seeing the host’s flustered and exasperated demeanor, all the viewers mercilessly teased him, but Ling Xuefeng wasn’t annoyed at all; it seemed like everyone was used to it.
Don’t be fooled by the name Ling Xuefeng, it sounds like he might be a cool male god, but in reality, he’s a total clown. Thanks to his funny live-streaming style and decent looks, he attracted quite a few fans. He ranked as one of the major hosts on the Shark platform, amassing over a hundred thousand followers, with viewership numbering in the tens of thousands each time he went live.
God knows how many small-time casters were hoping to catch a break by connecting with him and becoming famous overnight.
“What to do next?”
Having been thrashed all day, Ling Xuefeng was somewhat exhausted. He clicked open the game interface again but didn’t feel like starting over, so he decided to do something else on the live stream. Having just received a notification, Ling Xuefeng also intended to steer the conversation in that direction.
“How about we do a channel inspection?”
The moment he said that, the term “channel inspection” exploded in the live chat!
[Yes, channel inspection! We want to see the action!]
[What? If you’re talking about that, then I’m not sleepy anymore!]
[That’s right, show us the action, show us the action!]
[Request Master Ling for a face-reveal!]
The mass of viewers flooded the chat with barrages of messages, a spectacle so impressive the refresh rate made it almost impossible to see what everyone was saying.
This was the scene everyone enjoyed the most. Goodness knows how many female casters were willing to broadcast increasingly sensational content in front of the major hosts, even if it meant risking account suspension.
After all, even if only a small portion of fans from a host who streams to tens of thousands of followers in real-time were to stay, that would still be thousands of followers.
Ling Xuefeng, watching the barrage on the screen, narrowed his eyes and said with a roguish smile, “Alright, today I’ll take you all to see something good! Channel inspection!”
Having said that, Ling Xuefeng, in front of everyone, started browsing through the Shark live streaming platform. He had already made his choice, but still pretended to ponder, “Which one to watch?”
[This one, this one, this one’s got bounce!]
[No, the one below looks like she can really dance.]
[Crap, who watches dancing seriously? Damn, this dance is so vanilla, my bad for being blunt.]
“What’s so great about these.” Ling Xuefeng glanced disdainfully at the hosts recommended by fans. “Just looking at these covers, you can tell they’re Photoshopped, who knows how ugly they are in real life, you’ll probably get eye infections, and then you’ll blame me.”
[Damn, then, Master Ling, tell us where to find the good-looking girls!]
[Yeah, yeah, if only your skills were half as hard as your mouth.]
“Hey! Today I’m going to tell you which section has the hottest girls! Anyone with real taste knows, to see girls, you’ve got to check out the outdoor section! I don’t usually tell this to just anyone!”
“That’s where the top-shelf beauties are, those who exercise regularly, they’ve got the bodies and the looks, all leggy and tall, only a veteran like me knows how to spot them!”
The chat immediately flooded with a stream of 666s, agreeing with the host’s words.
Ling Xuefeng, seeing the conversation develop as expected, grinned and opened the outdoor section, pretending to pick out girls while actually searching for the objective Wang Weifeng had set up for him.
There was no way around it, they had promised to feature him next time, and he wasn’t going to pass up a freebie, especially since there was nothing to lose.
Getting a recommendation wasn’t shameful at all.
But after scrolling for a while, he just couldn’t find it, and only after scrolling down a long time did he finally find the target in the uncontracted broadcaster section.
Damn! Still not contracted?
Do they promote new broadcasters like this? What’s this kid’s relationship with Wang Weifeng?
Ling Xuefeng felt a sour taste in his mouth…
However, after his private grumblings, he still pretended as if nothing was wrong and said, “Eh, this live stream seems quite interesting, the title looks pretty impressive!”
Master Fang’s live broadcast, experiencing the Qinling scenery?
The other viewers were startled for a moment, expecting to see a girl, but why was it a man? They instantly began to protest, but Ling Xuefeng started to push back strongly and led them into the stream.
Sorry, I’m going to monopolize this feature!
But as soon as he entered, the exceptionally clear camera work and the crawling Bi Fang gave him a shock.
What the hell, is this a movie shoot?
And the tens of thousands of viewers who followed Ling Xuefeng into the stream were also taken aback by the fully equipped Bi Fang on the live broadcast.
Looking at the deep scratch marks on the big tree, Bi Fang spoke earnestly to the camera, “Although Asian Black Bears are quite large, they’re actually not ‘ tall.’ Even if the Black Bear we encountered has a large body, its body length would not exceed 1.8 meters, and its limbs are not nearly as long as those of primates, making it hard for them to reach above their heads.”
“Black Bears can walk upright on their hind legs, and this Black Bear Boss stood nearly 2.3 meters tall, which might be less than a hand’s breadth from the height I hung the meat.”
Looking at the highest scratch marks left on the tree trunk, Bi Fang made some estimations about the Black Bear Boss’s size while he was standing upright and seemed quite puzzled.
Bi Fang stood over 1.8 meters tall, and last night, he had tied the vines on his tiptoes without a doubt, the height of the smoked rabbit meat should’ve been between 2.3 and 2.4 meters.
And the Black Bear Boss stood up to a little over two meters…
Looking at the complex footprints on the ground and the claw marks on the tree, Bi Fang could even imagine the scene of the Black Bear Boss stretching up its claws desperately underneath the tree.
[Man, is it really just a few centimeters off?]
[Just a little bit short, but couldn’t reach no matter what.]
[Black Bear: It’s infuriating when you can’t reach.]
[Seems like a silly bear]
[Silly? If it bites you, you wouldn’t think it’s silly.]
Alright, since the Black Bear isn’t here anymore, let’s hurry up and take the rabbit meat down. We have to be quick in this process!”
“A larger bear can reach an astonishing speed of 60 kilometers per hour when running, and the burial site for the entrails is only two hundred meters away from here. One charge from the Black Bear and it would take only ten seconds to arrive!”
[Damn, it can run that fast? That’s like sixteen or seventeen meters per second, right?]
[Isn t that faster than a world champion?]
[I’ve seen on Animal Planet, it seems that predators in nature all run faster than humans…]
[Master Fang really has guts!]
Ling Xuefeng was surprised when he saw the barrage of comments in Bi Fang’s live stream room: “Woah, this bro’s really in the Primeval Forest! And he’s competing with a bear for food?”
[Man, this is like a real-life human versus bear battle!]
[He’s got the same gear as old Ling, this is like a real-life reenactment!]
[Aren’t we going over to support the live stream room?]
[Damn Black Bear, let’s go!]
The fans who followed Ling Xuefeng and saw Bi Fang competing with the bear for food were instantly thrilled and began searching for Bi Fang’s live stream