Chapter 196 - How Long is Normal?
Chapter 196 - How Long is Normal?
Chapter 196: How Long is Normal?
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Liu Siyu refused to let this question go unanswered. She went into Liu Siyan’s bedroom and would not let him fall asleep without giving her an answer. “Brother, do you think this scumbag has such a bad kidney? What right does he have to be a scumbag? What right does he have?”
Liu Siyan had an impulse to send his sister flying.
How could he give her an answer to that question when he was her brother and not her husband?
Liu Siyan was extremely annoyed. He used a blanket to wrap Liu Siyu up and forced her back into her room.
“Brother!” Liu Siyu struggled out of the blanket and shouted angrily.
Liu Siyan closed the door and left without giving his sister a chance to complain.
Right now, though, as the three of them were making their way to Silver Field, Fang Xiaonuan and Ji Wen finally understood what had happened to Liu Siyu last night.
After listening to her story, Fang Xiaonuan felt proud of her friend.
Liu Siyu continued to speak to Ji Wen like a god, “Xiaowen, tell me, how long is sex supposed to last? What is considered normal? In novels, people write that men could have sex for the entire day without leaving the bed. Is that true?”
Ji Wen was immediately annoyed and said angrily, “I’ve been single since I was born. How the f*ck would I know!”
The two of them looked at Fang Xiaonuan, who was already married.
“Why are you looking at me?” She was happily listening to the gossip a moment ago, and now she was stuttering. She explained, “Being married doesn’t mean I know everything.”
“When you head home tonight, why don’t you ask your hubby?” Liu Siyu said with a lecherous expression.
Ji Wen also asked with a strange expression, “Do you still remember what I said when we met for the first time?”
Fang Xiaonuan nodded. Of course, she remembered. At that time, she was very glad.
At that time, she had experienced a misfire of sorts. By accident, she had bumped into her hubby’s place. Fang Xiaonuan felt that Ji Wen’s words were somewhat suspicious.
“What are you guys talking about? Quickly tell me!” Liu Siyu’s interest was piqued.
Ji Wen was about to say something when Fang Xiaonuan immediately said, “I don’t have to tell you guys things about my husband. You guys can’t discuss it!”
“What’s wrong with talking about your husband? Didn’t you dance on his ancestors’ graves this morning? Now, you’re defending him?”
No matter how much Liu Siyu pestered her, Fang Xiaonuan did not say anything.
Ji Wen felt that Fang Xiaonuan had let her emotions get the better of her. After all, this matter concerned his uncle, so Ji Wen could not say anything.
Liu Siyu said helplessly, “I’ve been pestering you guys for so long, but you refuse to tell me. How boring!”
The car quickly arrived at their destination. The three of them got out of the car and took out the paint.
The three of them looked at the red, blue, and yellow paint and were stunned.
“Xiaonuan, did you buy this?” Liu Siyu asked in disbelief.
Fang Xiaonuan said guiltily, “I took one box and left. I didn’t see what colors they were.”
Ji Wen looked at the three pigments and said calmly. “We’re done for. We’ll look so colorful standing next to each other wearing primary colors!”
Of course, what Ji Wen said was not entirely accurate. When they entered the venue, they were regarded as three “Native Americans”. The three of them doodled randomly using the paint. In the end, they ended up looking like Native Americans.
After entering the hotel, the three of them went into the elevator together after completing the so-called check-in procedures. The elevator descended rapidly and went directly to the fourth underground floor. The three of them walked out of the elevator. The underground space was very dark, and it was all thanks to the surrounding lights. It was already late autumn, and the weather had cooled down. It was even colder in here.
Ji Wen saw that Fang Xiaonuan and Liu Siyu were rubbing their arms to warm themselves. Ji Wen also felt very cold, but he still took off his coat and draped it over Fang Xiaonuan’s body. He said, “Put it on properly.”
Fang Xiaonuan looked at the coat and said somewhat emotionally, “You’re such a good child. I usually don’t dote on you at home.”
“Forget it. From the day you married into the family, I lost my status in the family. Don’t you think so?” Ji Wen said.
Fang Xiaonuan thought about it. That did seem to be the case. Ever since she married into the Ji family, Ji Wen’s status had definitely changed. It was not as high as before. She quickly comforted him, “Be good. When you go back, I’ll definitely dote on you.”
Ji Wen pouted. “No need. You just have to dote on your husband. I want to live a little longer.”
Fang Xiaonuan pouted. However, when he mentioned her husband, her heart swelled with adoration.
Seeing that Liu Siyu was also dressed in thin clothes, Fang Xiaonuan said, “Siyu, wear this. I’ll warm up once I go on stage.”