1 Such A Dumb Way To Die.
1 Such A Dumb Way To Die.
It was glowing white everywhere.
In this place where I can't see ahead.
"It's not just the difference between turning the chatter where the Lord knows it or turning it where he doesn't."
God said, it's the same as before.
"For once, I'd like to ask, then, that's what my last life did, and someone wanted to turn it around?
"This isn't me. Another god spinned it."
"What was the result then?
"Common, so-called normal."
Was I destined to be just a pamper?
It made sense to go to a lot of college and get into a lot of companies and work a lot.
Hmm? But it seemed happy enough.
"Common is not a winning category."
Don't read people's thoughts.
"If I were Rare, I could be the president of a company that makes a lot of money in your world, and I could be a moderately long-lived athlete."
"Can it be that good in rare?"
"Being an UltraRalea would have made it possible to be born a son of an oil king."
"Wow."
"In the case of the Lord, the cause of death seems a little pathetic, so thank you for turning the chatter over more definitively than rare."
"My cause of death, sir?
I honestly don't remember.
Because they say my memories will be erased when they're transported to this place.
I would expect the so-called episodic memory to be erased around memories of common sense and so on.
Well, then how come you're in college?
"You may remember a little while you're here, but don't worry too much about the remnants."
"I see, convenience."
"because gradually and gradually, those memories disappear,"
Well, I certainly can't even remember my name now, and I can't remember all the things about what house I was in or what kind of wife I had.
Cause of death...... I wonder what it was.
It's enough to make me pull a rare confirmation, and it was pretty eggy, I'm sure.
"By the way, I didn't have a daughter-in-law, age = I'm a virgin."
"Damn you!!
"Cause of death... Hmm..."
"Was it hard to say after all"
God says.
That's right, enough to give rare to a normally living human being. I wonder if they tortured you, in those days.
"Lord, remember how you still hated bugs?
"Oh, yes, you did, if you ask me."
There's a cockroach in your house.
"What? Yeah, so what?"
Cockroaches? Aren't they just bugs?
How does that lead to my death?
"The Lord, who made dinner, hastily sighed at the cockroaches that appeared abruptly"
"... Gokuri"
"I fell behind you."
……
What the hell is wrong with you? Are you sure it's me? Is that my cause of death?
"Then my cause of death hit me in the head...?
"No, the knife I used to cook it... I threw the knife upstairs after losing momentum.
It stabbed him in the throat of the fallen Lord, and he died for nothing. "
"There's about as much as a dump!?
"Because I was elaborate on the food. The knife also used a splendid blade knife, and it weighed...
Suffer badly. It's not so bad. "
Can there be such an embarrassing cause of death...
No, well, really, it's not like I never wanted to start my life over or anything.
There's a part of me that was a little tired of repeating the same days?
"Uh-huh. Right. But there's no cause of death... Ha ha!
God laughs with his mouth wide open. Oh, laugh already. What a dumb way to die...
Let's hope for the next life, my life is coming!
You can't be born on the same planet, by the way.
"... to?
"Because the trade is already over, as a soul, it's already erased. Because it gave the world back the energy it generated."
"What are you talking about? I can't come back to life."
"No, I'll come back to life. In another world."
"Another world? No, trade in the first place."
"There's a lot of power in maintaining the world, well, that's good. The Lord can come back to life. So convince me."
There's a line that I'm not convinced of, like a trade.
You can come back to life, can't you? I'm just too scared to think about it, like it's going to disappear like this, and I get a little nauseous. Oh, will you look pretty good in your next life?
"More than rare. You don't have to look too bad."
"Sounds like you could be a winner."
"Well, basic qualities are just higher than regular people. With luck, it can be a royalty or a nobility."
"In the end"
"Not a mess that includes everything like that."
I see. Easy to understand.
But it's nice to know that you've had a solid talent since you were born.
Even if you just try to be moderate, the result is reasonable. Really a winner.
"We've talked too much. We're running out of time."
"Then it's time."
"Uhm. The beginning of your Lord's next destiny"
"So, where's Gacha?
"For convenience, chatter is not usually the only thing that turns chatter... so here's what I made quickly"
Don't.
What God put out of his clothes is a regular gacha machine that is common in game centers and such.
You used to get that big out of that little body, God.
Oh, by the way, God was a toddler. You did it.
"It's a cheeky medal."
"That, two?
"Whatever, Rare. It's definite, isn't it? That'll be 200 yen."
"God, I don't hate acting like that."
That's 200 yen!
This luxurious feeling of turning two sheets in. Exactly nothing in line.
"Ohhh!! Golden capsule!!
Definitely not rare.
Ultra and Secret Class are awesome!!
Now my next life is bright. Thank you so much.
"Well, it's all golden capsules."
"You're ruining it!
"Well, calm down, why don't you open it?
"Oh yeah..."
Package, open the golden capsule.
What was in it was some kind of Omiko-like paper.
I'll open it up to see if the results are written on this.
"It's super rare!
"You're in luck..."
"But God, there must be Ultra or something... not that far if it's a supermarket"
"Though rare, the supermarket is out of balance, so there's only got to be three of them."
"... but for a chatter this size"
Yeah, if it's a regular size gacha machine, so it's got three in it, it's not that unlikely.
Besides, if you think about Ultra Rare and Secrets and all that, I guess it's pretty bad as a possibility.
"That looks like a fake. I didn't just put three in a football court the size of one."
"You're too cowardly to operate!
"Well, thank you for the surprise. Well fine... so what did it say?"
Yeah, I pulled the Super Rare because of it, so I need to see what's in it!
I don't know. I don't know... like destiny to be one of the richest people in the world? That's Harlem or something...... hehe
……
"Oh, my God. Tell me."
"Oh, my God, this is, uh, yeah!
I didn't assume any of the letters that were written.
Toxin Decomposition EX...... what, here?