Manipulative Harem God

Chapter 538: Catastrate Long Tian! The Ennuch reborn!

"I bet Chen Xiaoyu's so cold, her pussy's like fuckin' Antarctica! You gotta wear a fur coat just to go down there!"

Another voice from the back piped up, "She's so frozen, I bet she racks when she fucks! Like, snap, there go her hips!"

A guy near the front roared, "Hell yeah! Ice Queen's got that shatter-pussy baby!!"

In VIP Box 1, Chen Xiaoyu's whole body trembled with barely controlled fury.

"You all.....!"

The humiliation, the laughter, the mocking gazes—it all crashed down on her like a tidal wave. Her fingernails were digging into the armrests, and her lip twitched as she fought back the rage boiling beneath her icy exterior.

Long Tian, seeing the storm brewing inside her, leaned closer and muttered, "Don't let her get to you, Xiaoyu. She's a filthy-mouthed animal. You're above this."

Chu Yaoyao's eyes gleamed at his words. "Filthy-mouthed animal, huh? Long Tian, you limp-dicked motherfucker! I heard that! Come down here and say it to my face, you stuck-up cockbag! What are you compensating for with that sword? Bet that's not the only tiny thing you're swinging around, you fucking peacock!"

BAM!

A chair in the audience tipped over as someone doubled over, wheezing from laughter.

"Oh my fuckin' god! Did she just say he's compensating for a tiny dick?!"

"Holy shit, she's savage!"

"I bet Long guy packing a toothpick, and that sword's just for show!"

A voice from the side roared, "Yeah! Dude's probably got a dick so small, he pisses straight down his leg!"

Another man hollered, "Tiny dick, huge ego! That's the fucking formula, boys!"

His friend elbowed him, laughing, "Bet he's never satisfied a woman in his life. Chen girl probably turns him down 'cause she doesn't want to deal with a two-incher!"

In VIP Box 2, Tang Lifen was in tears from laughing so hard. "Oh gods, Yaoyao's destroying them!"

Zhang Wei, completely relaxed, gave Chu Yaoyao a mock salute. "Well done, Princess. You're worth every penny tonight."

Jiang Yueqing, the busty auctioneer, was twitching uncontrollably, trying to keep the chaos somewhat under control.

Her forced smile looked more like a grimace of desperation. "Miss Yaoyao, please… The Huanglong dynasty and Phoenix hall have a cordial relationship. Let's…"

Chu Yaoyao rolled her eyes dramatically, flopping back into her seat like the queen of the hall. "Yeah, yeah, I'll behave, but I'm telling you, if Chen Xiaoyu's face gets any colder, they'll start using her as a human icebox at banquets! Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if her ass could chill wine bottles just by sitting on 'em!"

Thunk!

Another chair tipped over as the audience cracked up, unable to contain themselves.

"Fucking savage!"

"Icebox-ass Xiaoyu! I'm dying over here!"

"Bet she's like a damn fridge in bed! Keeps all the heat out!"

"I'd let her sit on my face, though—cool me off in the summer!"

A voice from the back piped up, "Hell yeah! And if her nipples are sharp enough to cut glass, you know it's gonna be an interesting time!"

"You into glass-cutting titties now? Damn, bro, you freak! Next thing, you'll be asking her to freeze your balls!"

"Nah, man, I'm into flat surfaces! I'd lay her down and use her as a table!"

The crowd was completely out of control, their vulgarity escalating to new heights as they fed off each other's wild comments.

But Chu Yaoyao wasn't done—far from it. She was just waiting for the right moment to drop the real bomb.

She sat up slightly, her eyes locking on Long Tian, who had been glaring at her with barely contained rage. Her grin widened as she leaned forward, her voice laced with venom. "You think you're above me, bastard Long Tian? You arrogant fuckwit, you think I'd ever let a scum like you talk down to me?"

"Shut up!" Long Tian glared back, his patience on a razor's edge, but before he could respond, Chu Yaoyao's next words ripped through the air like a thunderclap.

"Shut up? Don't act like you didn't try me once before! You think I forgot what you did when you cornered me? You tried to force me, you sick bastard! I survived, and now I'll shove that tiny dick of yours so far up your ass, you'll be pissing out your fucking nose!"

CRASH!

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The audience went dead silent for a split second, the rowdy atmosphere screeching to a halt as everyone froze.

A collective gasp rippled through the hall as Chu Yaoyao's words went off like a grenade that had just gone off.

"Holy shit—did she just…?"

"Wait, wait, did she just say this Long guy tried to rape the princess of Huanglong dynasty?!"

"Fucking hell! No wonder she's been tearing him apart!"

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Faces in the crowd twisted with shock, then anger, as realization set in. What had started as a comedic show had taken a sharp, violent turn into something else.

Long Tian, the proud, arrogant leader, was being publicly dragged for one of the vilest crimes imaginable.

A voice from the back rang out, full of venom. "Long Tian, you sick fuck! Come down and face me! I would do the justic for Huanglong dynasty!"

Another man yelled, "You tried to rape her, you piece of shit? Fucking coward!"

One man stood up, his fists clenched, veins bulging from his neck. "I'll rip his fucking head off! This bastard deserves to die!"

The insults and jeers flew like arrows now, aimed directly at Long Tian.

"That's why this prick's always acting tough! Can't get it up without forcing it on someone!"

"Yeah! Long Tian's dick is so tiny, he has to try and take women 'cause no one would touch him willingly!"

A woman in the front row spat on the ground. "He's a disgusting predator! People like him should be castrated!"

"Yeah! Catastrate him!"

"Catastrate!"

"Catastrate!"

In the middle of the chaos, Chen Xiaoyu looked horrified, her usual cold expression melting into shock as her eyes flicked between Long Tian and Chu Yaoyao. "She...she is lying!" she whispered, her voice barely audible.

Long Tian's face was a mask of fury "Shut the fuck up, you lying bitch! You think anyone here will believe that?! You're just a mouthy, slutty princess with no dignity!"

But the damage had already been done. The crowd wasn't buying his excuses.

"Slutty princess? You wish, motherfucker! You probably begged her to touch your limp dick and cried when she laughed at it!" someone yelled, making half the hall roar in agreement.

Jiang Yueqing's face went pale as the situation spiraled out of control. She slammed her gavel down on the podium, desperate to restore order. "EVERYONE, CALM DOWN! This is an auction hall, not a battleground!"

"Catastrate him!"

"Catastrate him!"

"Catastrate him!"

It was too late—People were standing now, shouting over each other on top of their lungs, ready to riot against Long Tian.