Master Of Erossu Book

Chapter 78 - Bike Cultivation

Miss Secretary had told him everything she knew.

It brightened the mood of Xia Feng which made him more aggressive resulting in the beauty visiting the heaven of pleasure several times in a row. Xia Feng also learnt that Erossu Tip Explosion works perfectly fine with his seed.

'Not bad.'

And it felt gooddamn good.

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Xia Feng bought every blue ore he could before leaving the city. With cat on his shoulder and small lady on his side, Xia Feng slowly walked out from the Wok City as he prepared the shovel to bury his father not too far away.

In the quiet forest where one could only hear birds singing, Xia Feng dug deep hole, then finally buried his father.

After whole minute of silenc,e he slapped his cheeks hard! He can not keep this sad mood for a long time which was clearly affecting his closest ones. With burning cheeks, he leaned down to rub and twist soft cheeks of his water spirit showing that everything is fine!

"Let's go."

"Mmm... Is it far away? You haven't told me anything yet."

MEOW! (Translation: Far? Then we must buy milk supply!)

"It's not that far away. Stop meowing!"

MEOW! (Translation: Nothing can stop my meowing except milk.)

Xia Feng could only smile slightly as he felt like he understood the cat! Raising the small body of water spirit, the put her in the bike's front basket and began pedaling all the way to the Earth Hand Sect!

The road is long, but just as nothing can stop the white cat, nothing can stop the man from fucking up the Earth Hand Sect. And Xia Feng who had learnt a lot kinda had an idea as to how he is going to do it...

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"Hy! Hy! Hy!"

Two weeks... Another two weeks of furious pedaling! One simply can not imagine how hard it is, but the worst thing is that people don't understand the hardship of Erossu Cultivator! If he took carriage, then he inevitably would create a disaster!

A lot of people would betray their loved ones and show their most perverted sides!

That's why, he was using bike. But what is this?! Everyone is laughing at him... No matter what kind of cultivator... Whether Earth Realm or Nature Realm, everyone was laughing at him! Xia Feng who finally reached the city which was the closest one here couldn't hold his feelings anymore.

'In the past life, I had flying wyverns...'

Looking like sweated pig, Xia Feng's hair was sticking to his face, his eyes narrowed with huge exhaustion... Breathing out roughtly, he was doing his best to keep pedalling, even though it was slow.

The Erossu Fragnance might take effect if he stays in one place in such state!

'I am doing this for poor commoners... and even you, shitty cultivators!'

Exactly! He was protecting their families from breaking up... and man's backdoors from being pierced by their peers! While commoners would one day get free from shackles of forbidden fruit, it can not be said the same about cultivators!

The feeling of losing one's woman might make their hearts swell with anger and desire to revenge resulting in reaching new heights, but having backdoor pierced by man! HEAVENS! Even revenge wouldn't save most of those cultivators!

He was protecting... them all... Erossu Cultivator... was fighting hard... yet!

"Hahah~~ What is this? Bike Cultivation? Ahahhah~~!"

"Bike Cultivation? Hah! Just look at him... It must be really strong cultivation to make him sweat like pig! Pffff~~"

"Hey, dude! Do 'Hy, hy, hy!' It must be quite soothing, right? Hahah~~"

""DO 'HY! HY! HY!'! DO 'HY! HY! HY!'!""

Every cultivator around him shouted and laughed openly! Even commoners joined the frail as they found this whole situation funny. Also, there were several cultivators already joking around so they kinda believed that Xia Feng wouldn't make a move on them.

Of course, our Xia Feng stopped...

He was protecting their destinies yet they instuled him... Since he was in the city, the only one who was with him was white cat on his shoulder, but she quickly became forgotten due to him sweating and breathing like pig...

Meow... (Translation: Wow, Xia Feng is so popular! Is it your hometown?!)

It's nottttttttt! Klim misunderstood, but fear not gentlemen... Everyone has its own patience limit and exhausted Xia Feng already felt like breaking....

'I am fucking protecting your destinies... Bike Cultivation? Bike Cultivation?!'

Epic soundtrack activated by itself... The slow and rather quiet sound of drum kept getting louder and loulder, ableit, slowly... The blood in his body was pumping so hard Xia Feng felt it clearly... Then, as his eyes shot up opening widely!

"I WILL FUCKEN SHOW YOU THE BIKE CULTIVATION!"

The drum rang out loudly as if someoen smashed it! Xia Feng in a flash, left the bike seat, grabbing it tightly! He exerted so much strength that one could faintly see a wind spiralling around him as the blood kept pumping, his muscles exploding!

Everything honed... with EROSSU!

EROS!

"BIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SMASH!"

Xia Feng's first target was the man who opened the mouth first. Wasn't this bastard the main culprit?! He began the chain of insults! As the bike flew like fast arrow, Xia Feng felt his eye letting out one drop of tear...

The first bike.... The first bike that he had stolen, the first bike that made him go 'badass' with epic soundtrack... How could such bike be one time only attack?!

EXPLOSION!

The bike smashed itself against the man whose eyes bulged out from his skull. What was that strength?! Isn't this normal bike?! How could it smash the man to unconsciousness?!

""!""

Everyone gasped at the strength of bike! The Erossu Tip Explosion worked on its edges as it was naturally enchanced by Xia Feng! Of course, it was first and very important bike! That's why, there was no way for it to be one time attack only!

The bike's part exploded and slowly began flying towards Xia Feng! It was destiny for them to fall here!

First were wheels! Grabbing one, Xia Feng sent in like in bowling, going straight for man's gems! This is heavenly punishment right here! Of course, there were two wheels...

"ME TOO?! RUN! ...BLURGH!"

And just like that, first victims fell with their gems shattered! The painful feeling filled with erossu qi made them feels as if they are becoming eunuch, losing the important part of being man... But that was far from over!

"Heavens! He... He is going to do this?!"

"No way! This is..."

"This is Bike Cultivation!"

Grabbing the broken handlebar which split into three.... Xia Feng grasped it tightly, then shot it towards the laughing cultivators... who were far from laughing now... The broken handlebars lodged itselves into their... bottoms passing down the huge pain!

"""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"""

And it likewise... was far from over. Taking another, sharp broken parts of the first bike, Xia Feng began throwing like madman with epic soundtrack giving him strength to do so... Those cultivators were from Earth Hand Sect, so he was completely fine with it.

As for commoners.

"I ride bike to my work everyday. Maybe I can ask for cultivation method?"

"Damn fool. Such powerful cultivation. As if he would pass it down for free."

"Really! You are so stupid, no wonder you couldn't cultivate the methods from Earth Hand Sect in your younger days."

Naive fools. It's EROSSU!