Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 103: Step 1 of Stealing the Forbidden Scroll: First Find Out Where the Forbidden Scroll Is Stored!

Chapter 103: Step 1 of Stealing the Forbidden Scroll: First Find Out Where the Forbidden Scroll Is Stored!

"Why are you talking to that place!" Kawaki kicked Katsura over, "There is no camera here at all! And what's with that popular science tone? Do you think this is a pet knowledge science program?!"

"Chocolate and onions are not good!" Katsura shouted again as he got up.

"What... are you guys doing? Why did you change the topic again?" Sacchan could not help but curse, "By the way, I'm very good at raising; even if you only give me Gin-san's [Beep] and [Beep], he can still survive!"

"You're thinking about the same thing in your head, right?!" Gintoki roared.

...

The third time, everyone gathered in front of the shrine once again.

"Then, I will officially teach you..."

Before Sacchan could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Katsura.

"Let's not care about that for now," Katsura pointed at the clothes on her body, "Why am I yellow? Shouldn't the team leader usually be red? I want red!"

"Stop showing off! Zura!" Kagura was unhappy when she heard that. She turned her head and retorted, "Red is my representative color. I am the leader-aru!"

"Although I can't accept it, there's nothing I can do since it's arranged like this."

"Next, I want to give the team leader's order! Yellow, your favorite is curry. You have to hold curry all the time!" Kagura pointed at Katsura and said.

Gintoki pointed at his own clothes and complained to Shinpachi, "Shinpachi, can I change this with you? You can't eat this kind of white curry udon, right?"

"What does this have to do with curry?!" Shinpachi shouted, "Speaking of which, what are we here for?"

...

In the end, the few of them followed Sacchan to a shop street.

"Then, let me see the ninja soul in the depths of your soul!" Sacchan said as she walked, "Here, ninja call it "Ninja Street". It is the first choice for ninja training. All the ninjas who are active in Edo can walk out independently after practicing the art of becoming a shadow here."

"But there is nothing here. It's just an ordinary street lined with shops." Shinpachi glanced around and could not help but say.

"Oh, do you think you can become a ninja just by going to the gym?" Sacchan stopped and replied, "Die, four-eyed bastard!"

"What? Why are you acting so sadistic to me?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"So that's how it is. If you want to learn the art of concealment, you have to come to this noisy place." Katsura had an expression of understanding.

"That's right," Sacchan praised, "But why are you holding curry rice?"

"Then what exactly do you want us to do?" Gintoki asked.

Without waiting for Sacchan to answer, Kawaki sneered and replied first, "Gintoki, even you don't understand? After reading Jump for so many years, have you forgotten the first step of Naruto becoming a ninja?"

"It can't be!" Gintoki looked around and said in shock, "Is this place where the forbidden scroll exists? Do you want us to steal the forbidden scroll and learn the multiple shadow clone technique on it"

"How is that possible!" Sacchan shouted.

"I thought you were the only one who knew, but I never thought that even you were so superficial," Kawaki said disdainfully.

"Sure enough, there is an expert." Sacchan nodded and said, "That's right, our mission is..."

Before Sacchan could finish, Kawaki continued, "The first step is to wait for Mizuki-sensei on the swing! He will tell us the place where the forbidden scroll is stored!"

"I see!" Gintoki clapped his hands together and took out two portraits, "After all, we don't know where the forbidden scroll is right now, so we can only wait! You guys, take a good look at it.

This is Iruka-sensei, this is Mizuki-sensei, remember them all for me! Be sure to wait until Mizuki-sensei, don't be seduced by Iruka-sensei with ramen! You can't become a ninja like that! "

Kagura / Katsura, "Understood!"

"Understand my ass! There is no such thing at all! How obsessed are you with NARUTO? How can you fix it!" Sacchan roared at the end of her patience. Her voice was so loud that Kawaki felt his eardrums were about to break.

"Then tell us what you want to do!" Kawaki retorted.

"Everyone, look over there." Sacchan pointed to a bookstore on the side and said.

"Bookstore? Is the forbidden scroll stored in that kind of place?" Kawaki muttered.

"Hey, that's enough. I don't want to retort anymore," Sacchan replied expressionlessly.

"So that's how it is!" Gintoki suddenly realized, "Do you want us to steal the forbidden scroll when the clerk is not paying attention..."

Before he could finish speaking, Sacchan had already rushed behind Gintoki and struck down with her palm.

"Listen up, please buy your favorite porno magazine without letting any employees or guests notice it!" Sacchan said with her hands crossed.

"What kind of stuff! What does that have to do with ninjas?!" Shinpachi complained loudly.

"No, isn't that a certain kind of [Forbidden Scroll] in a certain sense? A forbidden art hidden deep in the hearts of teenagers!" Kawaki replied.

"That's right. This is the unique assessment method used by the Ninja School. Everyone has only grown up after taking this step!" Sacchan nodded and replied,

Gintoki and Kawaki nodded at the same time to express their understanding.

"Why do you two look like you understand? This kind of adult definition isn't quite right!" Shinpachi retorted again.

"Then can you do it? Completely hide your aura..." As she spoke, Sacchan demonstrated. She walked into the bookstore, and with lightning speed, she took out a magazine from the bookshelf, "Take with an extremely fast speed the work... [Forbidden Scroll] out. Pay the money without the shop assistant noticing and leave without leaving any traces."

With that, Sacchan had already paid the money and walked out.

"How is it? Can you do it?" Sacchan showed the forbidden scroll in her hand. To be precise, it was the forbidden scroll with [M Club] written on it.

"You really like this kind of scroll..." Shinpachi retorted in a low voice.

"As expected of a real ninja. She chose such a dangerous scroll!" Kawaki sighed, "This kind of scroll is extremely dangerous! It is easy to open the door to a strange new world for a mentally unstable teenager!"

"Although what you said makes sense, and I can't find a place to retort, it is obviously not the same thing!" Shinpachi retorted again.

"Are you afraid?" Katsura closed his eyes and said, "If you can become a ninja in this way, then ninjas are nothing special! Look at me, this kind of thing is easy!"

As he said this, Katsura took off the curry on his head and held the curry rice in one hand, "Let's go curry!"

Looking at Katsura, who was holding up the curry and swaying as he walked towards the bookstore, Gintoki could not help but remind him, "Hey, you'd better put down that curry before you go; that will definitely get in the way!"

"No way-aru! Never let go!" Kagura exclaimed, "You'll die if you spill it, Curry Ninja!"

Upon hearing Kagura's words, Katsura also put on a strange posture in response to Kagura's support. He then muttered, "Rouxger!".

(TL note: Roux(spice mix) is used to make curry in Japan. A parody mix of Roux + Roger.)

Seeing this, Kagura followed suit and replied, "Rouxger!".

"What is "Rouxger"?! No one would answer with that kind of word!" Gintoki pointed at Katsura's back and retorted.

"Don't worry about him, Gintoki." Kawaki patted Gintoki on the shoulder and sighed with emotion, "Since it was the ninja way that guy chose, we just need to bless him silently."

"Where can there be that kind of ninja! I searched through the entire NARUTO and couldn't find it!" Gintoki shouted.

"So fast!" Shinpachi said in disbelief.

"Very good. His speed is definitely not inferior to that of a ninja." Sacchan praised.

Hearing the voices of the two people, Kawaki and Gintoki looked over and saw that Katsura had already finished choosing the magazine and walked to the cashier counter.

Looking at the person who threw down the coin and continued to walk towards the door, Gintoki said in disbelief, "Hey, hey, maybe it really is possible..."

However, just as he said that an accident happened...

Curry... Curry spilled out!

"I... I'm sorry... Leader..." Katsura turned around and said intermittently, "I'll be counting on you in the future..."

After saying that, Katsura falls to the ground.

"Curry Ninja!" Kagura shouted in grief as she rushed toward Katsura. When she arrived in front of Katsura, Kagura held back her grief and helped him up, "I repeatedly warned you not to spill it-aru..."

"I can barely give you a "B". Although the speed is very similar, the attention is too poor." Sacchan cupped her hands and gave a brief evaluation.

"No, I think it's because this scroll is too dangerous." Kawaki took the "Forbidden Scroll" from Katsura and flipped through a few pages. Then, he sighed and crossed his arms as he analyzed, "That is not something that ordinary people can control. Zura can't stand such stimulation at all. Even if he says that he likes NTR, he is not suitable for that kind of thing at all. So, when choosing, you must choose something suitable for yourself. Otherwise, you will only fail, just like Zura."

"Yes." Sacchan and Gintoki nodded in agreement at the same time.

"Who will go next?" Sacchan asked.

"Let me do it. Let me set an example and tell them that not everything is suitable to choose! I must choose the [Forbidden Scroll] that is suitable for me!" As he spoke, Kawaki, who was wearing a gray tracksuit, walked toward the bookstore.

"Hey, I feel a huge aura!" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki's back and murmured, "It feels like the Kyuubi! It makes people wonder if he is a human!"

"Unbelievable. That man is too dangerous." Sacchan said, "But it's not good to be too strong. It will be more conspicuous!"

Just as he finished speaking, Sacchan looked at Kawaki again, "No! He has taken this into consideration! He uses his own aura to attract everyone, so others won't care about his movements! What an incredible man!"