Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 139: The Work Must Be Completed As One Item!

Chapter 139: The Work Must Be Completed As One Item!

"Sakamoto?" Kawaki looked at the Yorozuya trio in front of him, a little puzzled. But then he said, "He came here before, but it looked like he wanted to eat and drink for free. Then I threw him out. What's wrong?"

"Throwing him out..." Shinpachi murmured, "You are too unreasonable..."

"You are right! Occasionally, you should invite your bad friends to eat and drink for free!" Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"There is no need for people like you at all!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Unreasonable?" Letting out a sigh, Kawaki put down the joystick in his hand. He then turned his head and said earnestly, "You can't have any sympathy and pity for that man. Do you know how miserable we were in the war because of that guy?"

"Miserable? What do you mean?" Shinpachi was puzzled.

"That man. To put it simply is a master of deception. Although his head is empty like an idiot," Kawaki explained.

Then, Kawaki recalled how many times during the war he was cheated of his money by Sakamoto's rhetoric...

"At that time, no matter if it were me, Gintoki, Zura, or Takaji, we were all fooled by him... We didn't even have money for a drink or two for a long time at that time..."

Thinking back to that period of time, Kawaki felt so angry that his teeth itched.

"You're right." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"So, that man is not worthy of sympathy at all," Kawaki replied, "But then again, why are you looking for him?"

"Actually, Miss Mutsu gave us a commission," Shinpachi explained, "To retrieve the goods and money that was stolen from Kaientai and..."

"Kick his [Beep]-aru!" Kagura continued.

"I see. although there is no way to help you with the first two commissions, I have already helped you to complete the last one~" Kawaki winked and said, "So, Gintoki, remember to give me one-third of the reward when the time comes."

"That doesn't count!" Shinpachi retorted, but then his tone changed and he sighed slightly, "Where is Sakamoto-san? Did he investigate alone? He deserves to be Kaientai's captain."

"No, no, no..." Gintoki and Kawaki shook their heads and retorted at the same time.

"Didn't he say it before? That guy's head is empty." Gintoki said casually, "Alright since he is not here, he must be there. Hurry up and come with me."

After saying that, Gintoki took the lead and stepped out of the door.

"Sorry to bother you. Goodbye, Kawaki-san." After greeting him, Shinpachi also walked towards the door.

"Then bye-bye, Shinpachi, Gin-chan." Kagura sat on the spot and ate the snacks on the table while vaguely greeting Shinpachi and Gintoki who had left.

"Yes, bye Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi replied with a smile. But the next moment, he said, "Bye your head! Why do you have to say goodbye to us! Don't be lazy at work!"

"But snacks are really delicious-aru..." Kagura said as she ate, "Anyway, aren't there three jobs? Retrieving goods, money, and kill that guy [Beep] away. Wouldn't it be better to just treat the last job as my completion-aru? "

"There's no such thing!" Shinpachi shouted, "If you want to slack off, you have to find a better excuse!"

"That is..." As she spoke, Kagura rolled her eyes, "I miss my little uncle-aru! I don't want to leave this place for the entire day!"

"Hey, Kagura-chan! Although I was touched by what you said at first, but..." Kawaki sighed softly, then looked at the cute Kagura and continued, "But anyone with a discerning eye can see that you are lying, right? I don't feel the slightest bit touched!"

"Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely feel it!" Kagura said with a serious face.

"Hey, hurry up and go to work." Kawaki ignored Kagura's nonsense and quickly pushed Kagura out of the door and locked the door from the inside.

"Woo, woo, woo." Kagura cried as she knocked on the door, "Woo, woo, woo, this heartless man actually drove a pitiful girl out of the house...".

"Hurry up and go. Don't play such a drama scene here." Shinpachi pulled Kagura's clothes hard, but the latter still sat on the ground without moving, "Gin-san has already gone far. We have to catch up quickly!".

"Enough," Kawaki suddenly opened the door, "I'll go with you. I just remembered that I need to use that idiot for something."

After saying that, Kawaki picked up Kagura and left. Kagura tried her best to resist, but it was useless. Only then did Shinpachi let out a sigh of relief and follow them.

...

On the way.

"By the way, is there something Kawaki-san wants to talk to Sakamoto-san about?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"Ah, a little something," Kawaki replied casually.

"Could it be to bring some items for Miss Kouka?" Shinpachi continued to ask, "I heard from Kagura-chan that Miss Kouka's hometown seems to be relatively backward and has nothing."

"Almost," Kawaki replied casually.

"Hey? Are you sending a gift for Mommy?" Kagura said in surprise. Then she patted her chest and said confidently, "Count me in! As a daughter, I know Mommy's hobbies very well. First, buy two big boxes of Kombu Vinegar-aru!"

"This should be what you want, right?" Shinpachi couldn't help but complain, "No matter how I look at it, Miss Kouka doesn't like that kind of thing!"

"Stop arguing, we are here." Kawaki separated the two people who were arguing and looked at the Snack Smile in front of him.

Then, everyone walked into the Snack Smile. As soon as they entered the store, a waiter looked at Kawaki and his expression changed. He was about to say something but was stopped by Kawaki.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to drink. I'm here to find someone." As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at the shop. Sure enough, he glanced at Sakamoto who was proposing to Oryou.

"Miss Oryou, please marry me!" Sakamoto shouted and rushed to Oryou.

"NO! 3Q!" Oryou replied with a smile. At the same time, she kicks that place.

As a result, Sakamoto covered his lower body and gasped several times.

"My work completion rate should be multiplied by two!" Kagura said.

...

In the Snack Smile.

"Hey, I have something to talk to you about. I forgot to tell you at that time." Kawaki said as he turned his hand away from Sakamoto, who was teasing the waitress.

"Kintoki, this guy is really unsympathetic. I just wanted him to invite me to a meal once but he kicked me out. Ahhahaha." Sakamoto whispered to Gintoki.

"You should almost remember my name, right?! It's Gintoki! Gintoki!" Gintoki scolded.

"Isn't gold(Kin), silver(Gin), and so on all the same?" Kagura took the Bafei handed over by the waiter and said indifferently at the same time.

"This is very important!" Gintoki retorted, "Think about it. When it is your turn to take the exam and your name was called when you hear others call you [Kagurazaka-chan. Ahahahaha]. You will definitely find it very annoying, right"

"I suddenly feel very angry!" Kagura imagined the scene and veins popped out on her face.

"But then again, I am really very busy. If there is nothing else, can you let me go back? Ahahahaha." Sakamoto touched the back of his head and said, "I just finished the finale next door, I'm really tired to death. Well~ Of course, if Kawaki invites me to Yoshiwara..."

Without waiting for Sakamoto to finish speaking, Gintoki and Shinpachi, who were sitting across the table cursed, "Why do you think we are here?"

...

"Oh? Batteries? What is that?" Sakamoto was puzzled.

"Isn't that the stolen goods!" Gintoki shouted, "Isn't it the goods that are stored at your company cargo?"

"Ahahahaha, this kind of small matter is usually handed over to Mutsu to handle," Sakamoto explained, "Even if you tell me, you won't find anything. Ahahaha..."

"I thought it was some important goods, just a few pieces of dry batteries?" Kawaki said casually, "That kind of thing can be bought in any convenience store."

"No, Kawaki-san. It's Soopah-Powah Batteries, not an ordinary dry battery," Shinpachi said as he took out a photo of the batteries and placed it on the table, "This is it."

"What is this? Is it a new brand of dry battery?" asked Kawaki as he held the photo in his hand, "Can this thing let a four-wheel vehicle run longer?"

"No!" Shinpachi continued to explain, "I heard that it was extracted from a special ore from the planet Nasional. One can supply power to a space warship."

"Ore?" Kawaki caught a keyword, then grabbed Sakamoto by the collar and shouted, "Is it that kind of green crystal? Hey, answer me!"

"Ah, what are you talking about? I don't know anything at all, Ahahaha..."

"Forget it, I can't ask this idiot. Where is that Mu... or whatever woman? I want to ask her face to face." Kawaki asked again.

"It's Mutsu," Sakamoto replied, "Kawaki, you can't always remember a woman's name like this. In that case, a woman won't like you. Ahahaha."

"Do you have the right to talk about others?" Gintoki retorted.

"Where is that woman?" Kawaki continued to ask.

"It should be on Kaientai's spaceship, but I don't know now. Ahahaha."

"Is Kawaki-san also interested in the batteries?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"It has nothing to do with you." After saying that, Kawaki stood up and walked out.

Looking at Kawaki's back, everyone was a little confused.

"That idiot, what is he thinking?" Gintoki murmured.