Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 156: The First Day of Yamazaki Takuko’s Spy Life!

Chapter 156: The First Day of Yamazaki Takuko’s Spy Life!

At night.

"Hey, Tsukki, I'm hungry." Kawaki lay on the ground, pushed open the door, and said to Tsukuyo who had just come out of the corridor.

Hearing this, countless veins popped up on Tsukuyo's face. Then she showed a kind smile, and said, "Do you need me to feed you?"

"Ah?" Kawaki scratched his head in embarrassment, "If you really want to do that, it's fine. After all, my game is at a critical juncture and I can't spare any time."

"You, can't you tell what is courtesy?" Tsukuyo cursed. At the same time, she kicked Kawaki out of the window.

Standing behind Tsukuyo, Yamazaki, who had already changed into Hyakka's attire, saw this scene and the corners of his eyes twitched, 'Boss, your nerves are too big! Can't differentiate the good or bad words?'

"Hey, newcomer," Tsukuyo turned her head and said to Yamazaki, "Don't be like those original members and fall in love with this unreliable man."

"Yes! I got it!" Yamazaki quickly replied.

"Then, today's work ends here. After all, you are new here. I can take you to familiarize yourself with the work process today. The official work starts tomorrow." Tsukuyo continued, "Did you remember where you need to patrol? I don't want to take you for a second time."

"It's already clear!" Yamazaki hurriedly patted his chest, "I've completely remembered it! Even if there are omissions, they have already been written down!"

"Not bad, you're quite clever," Tsukuyo replied. Then, she looked at Yamazaki's flat chest and reminded him, "Also, don't always pat your chest. You're already malnourished."

After saying that, Tsukuyo took out a thick envelope from her pocket and threw it at Yamazaki.

"This is..."

"You still have family outside, right? Send this bit of consolation money to your family. Also, although I don't know the situation, it seems that you are a little malnourished. Take this money to buy some nutrition products." After saying that, Tsukuyo turned around and left.

'I didn't expect that a place like Yoshiwara would be so humane.' Yamazaki thought to himself. Then he opened the thick envelope and roughly counted it. Yamazaki's eyes almost popped out, "This, this should be at least two million! The benefits of Yoshiwara are too good!"

Just as Yamazaki was surprised by the huge sum of money in his hand, a Hyakka member walked over, "Hey, newcomer, the chief asked me to take you to a place to rest."

"Ah, yes." Hearing this, Yamazaki finally reacted and quickly turned to look at the person, "Senpai!"

"No need, there's no need to call me that." The Hyakka member waved her hand and replied, "Everyone in Hyakka calls each other sisters; of course, other than the chief. Come with me; your dormitory has just been tidied up. Although it's not big."

As she spoke, this Hyakka member led Yamazaki to the dormitory that she had booked for Yamazaki.

...

Pushing open the door, Yamazaki looked at the neat and well-equipped single dormitory. He secretly compared it to Shinsengumi's dormitory. The current Yamazaki really had the idea of jumping into a ship. The gap was too big!

"What is it?" Hyakka looked at the stunned Yamazaki and asked, "Do you think this room is too simple? Then I'm really sorry, the rest of the rooms are reserved for the girls who are not willing to accept guests. Use it for the time being. When the new dormitory is built, I will change it for you. "

"No, no, I don't mean that," Yamazaki quickly replied and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I'm already very satisfied. I have never lived in such a good room."

"It seems that you have suffered a lot in the past," The Hyakka member said distressedly, "But, from now on, it is different! You also have us sisters by your side!"

"Yes, thank you." Yamazaki looked up and said gratefully.

"I won't disturb you. Sister still needs to go patrol. You can rest here for the time being. When we gather tomorrow, I will come and wake you up." As she spoke, this Hyakka member patted Yamazaki on the shoulder, "Sleep well. Also, there is a surprise from us sisters under the pillow. "

After saying that, this Hyakka member handed the key to Yamazaki and turned to leave.

Yamazaki turned around and walked into the room. He turned on the light and closed the door. He looked at the facilities in the room. Most importantly, there was a little independent bathroom here! Even the toilet was the kind of high-level wooden toilet that can automatically wash you with warm water!

Compared to a public toilet in Shinsengumi, this place could only be described with two words, perfect!

The current Yamazaki wanted to resign from Shinsengumi even more strongly.

Only after a few minutes did Yamazaki finally react with a face full of excitement, revealing a face like that of a young girl lying on the bed.

"It's not like this at all! What exactly did I come here for!" Yamazaki held his forehead and said to himself, "I'm here to investigate, right? How did I get attacked instead? Yamazaki Sagaru, are you worthy of Shinsengumi who trained you? How can you think of resigning from Shinsengumi for such a small benefit"

Yamazaki quickly patted his face, "Hurry up and wake up! Yamazaki Sagaru! This is just a mission, just a mission!"

As he spoke, Yamazaki got up from the bed, went to the table, picked up a cup of water, and poured himself two cups of cold water.

"Alright! That's enough!" Yamazaki said to himself, "But in this way, it can be considered as officially infiltrating Yoshiwara. Then the following investigation should be even easier!"

Just as he finished speaking, the corner of Yamazaki's eyes suddenly glanced at a corner of a gift box that was exposed under the pillow on the side of the bed.

"This is..." Yamazaki walked forward and took out the big gift box from under the pillow. Only then did Yamazaki remember that the Hyakka member had said that there was a gift under the pillow when she left.

"I didn't expect to actually receive an employment gift. Seriously," Yamazaki smiled, but his face was full of emotion, "I haven't even received one since I joined Shinsengumi..."

However, when Yamazaki opened the gift box, he couldn't laugh anymore. There was actually a photo album there! And the protagonist of the photo album was actually Kawaki! In addition, from the angle of the shooting, this was actually a f*cking stolen shot!

'I can't be touched at all when I receive this gift!!!'

Yamazaki cursed in his heart.

...

The next day, Yamazaki, who was called up by a Hyakka member, followed everyone to the gathering place.

"How is it? How is the gift?" The Hyakka member from yesterday whispered into Yamazaki's ear, "Do you like it? This is the photo collection of Kawaki-sama that we secretly took for so long. There are only a few in Hyakka."

"Ah, that," Although Yamazaki really wanted to say that he did not like it at all, looking at the expectant expression of this Hyakka member, he still forced himself to reply, "It is indeed a very special gift, Arigatou."

"It's okay, you are a newcomer. I knew it. There would definitely be no one who wouldn't like Kawaki-sama." This Hyakka member said while patting her chest, "It seems that you will be able to integrate into Hyakka in a short period of time."

"I hope so," Yamazaki replied with a wry smile.

At this moment, Tsukuyo's voice came from the inner room.

"Hey, get up." Tsukuyo kicked Kawaki who was still asleep and scolded him.

"Ha~" Kawaki yawned, then rubbed his eyes and raised his head to look at the unhappy Tsukuyo, "Ah, Tsukki, what are you doing so early? Let me sleep a little longer."

"You good-for-nothing man, hurry up and get up and come with us!" Tsukuyo scolded, "I'll give you three minutes, or else..."

Seeing the ominous glint in Tsukuyo's eyes, Kawaki swallowed his saliva and quickly stood up, "I understand!"

"I say, why is the gathering place in Kawaki-san's room?" Yamazaki whispered to the Hyakka member.

"If the first man I saw when I woke up was Kawaki-sama, I would feel full of energy today!" The Hyakka member said matter-of-factly.

"Right, right."

"Isn't this common sense?"

"This person doesn't even have this bit of common sense?"

"Isn't this newcomer a bit too arrogant?"

Listening to the group of Hyakka members start discussing him, Yamazaki hurriedly explained, "No, that's not what I meant. I just..."

"After all, he is a newcomer." Before Yamazaki could finish, a Hyakka member, who was beside Yamazaki, spoke up for Yamazaki, "He will definitely get used to it slowly."

...

On the streets of Yoshiwara.

Kawaki and Tsukuyo were leading a group of Hyakka members to patrol the streets. It was not quite right to say that they were patrolling. It should be said that they were strolling.

"Why did Kawaki-san also follow us to patrol?" Yamazaki, who was at the back of the team, whispered to a Hyakka member, who was at the side.

"San?"

"Oh, I'm wrong. It's Kawaki-sama. Why does Kawaki-sama have to patrol together?" Yamazaki asked again. At this time, Yamazaki finally understood that the Hyakka's members had a kind of admiration for Kawaki. However, according to Yamazaki's observation, other than being a little handsome, the rest of Kawaki was basically trash.

Lazing in bed, squatting at home, and liking to play games, he was basically a NEET!

"I don't quite understand either. The chief said that it was to encourage the courtesan and improve the enthusiasm of their work so as to improve the GDP and so on." The Hyakka member explained.

"I see..." Yamazaki replied, 'I don't understand at all! What does it mean to improve the enthusiasm of the courtesan? What does it mean to improve the GDP?' Yamazaki wondered in his heart.

"After all, Kawaki-sama is very popular in Yoshiwara's social circle," The other Hyakka member replied.

"I can see that..." Yamazaki murmured as he looked at the girls who were constantly poking their heads out of the shops by the road and cheering happily at Kawaki.