Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 176: Don’t Underestimate the Forest!

Chapter 176: Don’t Underestimate the Forest!

"You have worked hard."

After saying that, Tsukuyo walked forward again, leaving Kondo alone to look at the two bananas under his feet tangled in the wind...

Of course, Gintoki and Kagura, who were not far away, also witnessed this. At this time, the two of them were in a state of extreme speechlessness.

...

Kawaki and Shinpachi, who were in the first echelon, continued to walk forward. Soon, they met another fairy who was smearing mayonnaise on the tree.

Shinpachi was just about to say something when he was suddenly interrupted by Kawaki.

"I know; I don't need you to remind me!" Kawaki chuckled with his hands crossed, revealing a little pride on his face, "That is the mayonnaise fairy! The fairy who is in charge of protecting mayonnaise!"

"How is this possible! How can there be a fairy that protects that kind of thing!" Shinpachi shouted, "That one is obviously an acquaintance!"

Without waiting for Shinpachi to finish speaking, Kawaki sighed again and said, "This is useless; I'm really distressed. Let's go find another fairy."

After saying that, Kawaki left again, and Shinpachi had no choice but to follow him. At the same time, he looked back from time to time at Toshiro, who was smearing mayonnaise on the tree as if no one was paying attention to him.

"This forest is really not right..." Shinpachi muttered with a head full of black lines.

"This is what the so-called forest is like." Kawaki nodded and reminded, "Don't underestimate the forest. There are many mysterious creatures hidden here."

"No... I don't want to talk about this..." Shinpachi murmured.

...

"Is this a mayonnaise fairy?"

"This is incredible. He is no different from a human..."

"But I really can't underestimate the forest. There are so many unknown species..."

"Kawaki-sama is right. We can't underestimate the forest..."

"Say, if we go up and ask if we can take a photo..."

"Don't be silly! We will definitely be thought that we are here to rob mayonnaise! We will be expelled from the forest!"

"That makes sense. Let's hurry up and follow Kawaki-sama. He is almost gone..."

The Hyakka's group stood in the distance and watched Toshiro working hard while whispering to each other.

However, they only stayed for a moment and then followed in the direction that Kawaki had left. Tsukuyo did not have the slightest intention of stopping and followed them.

Of course, Tsukuyo's psychological activity was like this: I never thought that there would be a fairy who guarded that kind of thing. The forest really can't be underestimated...

After Tsukuyo left, the third echelon of Gintoki and Kagura arrived.

"Gin-chan, is that nicotine?" Kagura whispered, "Is he poisoned by nicotine?"

"Yes, that is a nicotine fairy," Gintoki replied casually.

After saying that, the two of them followed in the direction that everyone had left...

...

At this moment, Kawaki and Shinpachi stopped in their tracks and turned their gazes toward a large tree in front of them.

Their eyes were filled with surprise as they followed their gazes and looked up at the tree. They saw a rhinoceros beetle the size of an adult lying quietly on the tree...

Kawaki: This will definitely be useful!

Shinpachi: This will definitely sell for a high price!

Their eyes were full of bright stars. Then, the two of them rushed to the big tree at the same time.

After the two kicked the big tree a few times, the big beetle finally fell.

The two of them walked forward in surprise. Kawaki said happily, "This will definitely be useful!"

"Um, can you give this to me? I mean, after the courage test..." Shinpachi said awkwardly.

"You should have passed the age where you like this kind of thing, right?" Kawaki turned his head and asked doubtfully.

"Ah, it's not that I want it," Shinpachi quickly explained, "It's that Kagura-chan wants this kind of rhinoceros beetle..."

"Don't tell me!" Kawaki suddenly thought of something and then showed a touched face, "Did you and Gintoki also come here to catch rhinoceros beetle for Kagura-chan? Kagura-chan really has two good partners."

"Ah... For the time being, for the time being..." Shinpachi scratched his head and replied.

"Yes!" Kawaki gave him a thumbs-up. Then, he reached out and flipped the beetle over. After all, if you flip it over to its belly, it is not easy to flip over and run away.

"Really?" Shinpachi said in surprise. Then, he revealed a grateful expression, "Thank you so much!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi could no longer laugh because Shinpachi saw the true face of the giant rhinoceros beetle... It was Okita Sogo, who was only wearing a rhinoceros beetle mask!

"Why is it you!!" Shinpachi rushed forward, kicking and cursing.

"Well, calm down. Maybe the rhinoceros beetle looks like this." Kawaki quickly pulled Shinpachi and advised, "This may not be a rhinoceros beetle, but a rhinoceros beetle fairy! The fairy who is responsible for protecting the rhinoceros beetle!"

"How is that possible! There should be a limit to the natural dullness!" Shinpachi pointed to Sogo on the ground and shouted, "This is Okita-san, no matter how you look at it!"

"Eh? Really?" Kawaki was shocked and then revealed a look of loss, "I thought I could finally find a fairy that could be used in the test of courage..."

Sogo, who was struggling on the ground, heard this, and his eyes lit up slightly. He said, "Test of Courage? It sounds quite interesting. Do you want to bring me along?"

"It seems that Sogo-kun also has some good ideas." Kawaki smiled and looked at Sogo. Their eyes met, and then they laughed at the same time.

Hearing the dangerous smile on their faces, Shinpachi murmured with black lines on his head, "I always feel that Hijikata-san and Gin-san should be unlucky again..."

"Well, don't laugh. Pull me up first; I can't get up alone." Sogo stretched out his hand and said.

"Oh," Kawaki also stretched out his hand and pulled Sogo out. "Speaking of which, what exactly are you dressed like this for?"

Shinpachi also looked at Sogo curiously.

Hearing this, Sogo casually replied, "Isn't this kind of thing obvious at a glance?"

"Well, I see. I know." Kawaki nodded with his hands crossed.

"I can't see anything at all!" Shinpachi cursed madly, "Why would you understand?! Why?!"

"Although all the plans to try to get in touch with rhinoceros beetle by disguising as their companions were all lost, but..." Sogo laughed again, "I heard an even more interesting plan again..."

"So you were only catching the beetle?!" Shinpachi said while rolling his eyes.

Seeing that the two of them were beginning to emit a dangerous aura, Shinpachi hurriedly took a few steps back and widened the distance between them.

Kawaki and Sogo laughed louder and louder, becoming more and more perverted...

"Hahahaha... Cough cough cough cough cough, don't laugh anymore. I choked." Kawaki said as he patted his chest.

"Then let's discuss a plan." As he spoke, Sogo sat down cross-legged, but from the back, he looked like a rhinoceros beetle that had been standing there for a long time.

Kawaki also sat down, but before Kawaki could speak, the Hyakka members, Gintoki, and Kagura, roared as they charged toward Sogo.

"Hey, calm down." Seeing this, Kawaki hurriedly shouted to the crowd.

However, other than Hyakka, who heard Kawaki's words stop, Gintoki and Kagura had no intention of stopping at all. The two of them held up the net and rushed over.

"Eh? What's wrong?" Sogo was puzzled and subconsciously wanted to turn around.

But before Sogo could turn around, Gintoki and Kagura had already arrived behind Sogo...

(The following scenes are too bloody and violent, so they are selectively omitted, and readers are asked to imagine themselves.)

...

After a chaotic battle, Kawaki finally separated the three people who were fighting.

"What are you doing!" Sogo, who was helped up by Kawaki, wiped his nosebleed and shouted at Gintoki and Kagura.

"Before asking others, you should ask yourself first! Why are you sitting there wearing that dress?" Gintoki retorted without hesitation. Then, he casually picked up his nose.

"Right, right. Wearing that outfit, no matter who it is, they will think that it is a huge rhinoceros beetle-aru." Kagura imitated Gintoki and also picked up her nose.

"Well, calm down first." Kawaki mediated and then looked at Gintoki and Kagura, "Didn't you want to catch rhinoceros beetle? Hurry up and go, don't get in the way here."

"What did you say?" Gintoki was instantly unhappy, "What does getting in the way mean?"

"Literally," Kawaki replied.

"What do you mean by literally? Do you want to fight, you bastard!" Gintoki tugged at Kawaki's collar and shouted.

"I guarantee that you will be one to die today." Kawaki replied with a smile, "I've even thought of the speech for your funeral."

On the other side of Gintoki and Kawaki, Sogo and Kagura stood opposite each other. They looked at each other unhappily, as if they were about to start a fight.

Seeing that they were about to start a fight, Shinpachi hurriedly walked forward and advised with a wry smile, "Well, now is not the time to fight, right? Isn't everyone's goal just to catch Rhinoceros Beetle? At this time, we should cooperate well, right?"

"Cooperate?" Toshiro's voice rang out behind everyone, "Don't joke around. All of the rhinoceros beetles in this forest belong to Shinsengumi. Hurry up and get out of here."

After taking a puff of cigarettes, no one around him spoke. At this moment, Toshiro curled the corners of his mouth, thinking that he had successfully deceived them. Then, he slowly raised his head...

Gintoki, Kawaki, and the others just glanced at Toshiro and continued with what they were doing. Kagura and Sogo were the same as if they didn't put Toshiro in their eyes at all.

Hyakka were the same. They just glanced at Toshiro and then buried themselves in doing their own things again.

"You bastards..." Toshiro cursed, his veins popping, "Are you deliberately ignoring me?!"

Soon after, Toshiro discovered that the Hyakka began to whisper to each other while looking at him from time to time. Kawaki, Gintoki, and the others at the side were also the same.

"Yes, yes, this kind of reaction is right..." Toshiro took another puff of his cigarette and muttered to himself. However, when Toshiro accidentally heard a Hyakka member's words, his entire body became sluggish...

"The mayonnaise fairy spoke!!!"