Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 193: There Are Many Ways to Apologize, Such as Seppuku?

Chapter 193: There Are Many Ways to Apologize, Such as Seppuku?

At this time, Kawaki and Toshiro were surrounded by the remains of the robot maid, at least hundreds of them.

However, the robot maid army had no intention of decreasing. In the eyes of Kawaki and Toshiro, there were more and more robot maids, at least thousands of them...

"Hey, hey, aren't you a policeman? What should we do in this situation? There is no intention of decreasing at all!" Kawaki glanced at Toshiro behind him and said.

"I have already called for support..." Toshiro lit a cigarette and said casually.

What Toshiro did not know was that the two people he called support, no, it should be said that a certain stalker gorilla and a certain sadist were currently focused on doing their own things. The gorilla was still following a human girl with gorilla's power, while the sadist was sleeping soundly on a long chair on the street of Edo.

"This can't go on," Kawaki muttered, "I'm starving."

"Really, take this." Toshiro pursed his lips and took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his bosom, and handed one of them to Kawaki.

"..." Looking at the bottle of mayonnaise in his hand, Kawaki was speechless for a long time before he finally recovered and cursed, "Who wants to eat this kind of thing! You are the only one who likes it!"

After saying that, Kawaki threw the bottle of mayonnaise in his hand onto the ground.

"What are you doing? That is precious food!" Toshiro unhappily said. He then grabbed Kawaki by the collar and shouted, "Can you see the situation clearly?"

"No, I want to eat braised pork and rice," Kawaki replied.

"Where am I going to find you braised pork and rice!" Toshiro's back teeth were almost crushed.

"3rd district restaurant," Kawaki replied.

"Are you asking me to go to the 3rd district to buy it for you?! Is this the time to do that?!"

"No! There is no way to fight when you are hungry!" Kawaki crossed his arms and argued seriously, "That's what Ka*arot told me."

"Did you learn this in Dragon *****?!" Toshiro was a little angry.

"No, you must stand on the right side when fighting energy waves. Only in this way can you win!" Kawaki shook his head and replied.

"What you've learned doesn't work at all! Do you think we are going to kill Cell? ! " Toshiro shouted.

Hearing this, Kawaki immediately covered his mouth and looked at Toshiro with a shocked face, "You... just said it?"

"What?"

"Don't play dumb! Didn't you just say that name?" Then, Kawaki sighed softly and patted Toshiro on the shoulder. He said earnestly, "Even if you want to gain popularity, you can't use this method, right? The fans of Dragon ***** will be angry. Then, this time, you will apologize on behalf of the production team."

"Why do you want me to go? Didn't you bring up this topic first?!" Toshiro shouted.

"Don't worry so much. You just have to go to Toriyama Akira-sensei's house and perform seppuku or something. I believe that Toriyama Akira-sensei and Dragon ***** fans will definitely forgive you!" Kawaki nodded and said.

"How on earth did you say such dangerous words in such a light tone? What do you mean by casually performing something like seppuku? How exactly am I going to perform? Hey! Show me, you bastard!" Toshiro roared angrily.

"As long as you want to do it, you can definitely do it. I believe you!" Kawaki gave a thumbs-up and winked at Toshiro.

"What's the use of believing! I don't want to do it at all!" Toshiro retorted.

However, just as he finished retorting, Toshiro found that the robot maids had completely surrounded him and Kawaki. The distance between them was less than two meters.

"Take the umbrella, and the other...kill!" No. 502 voice sounded.

"Why does the voice sound so familiar?" Toshiro murmured, then looked at Kawaki with a strange expression, "It's your voice!"

"It's not like you don't know that the production team is short on funds." Kawaki waved his hand and explained with a helpless expression, "It's not like you need to find a new voice actor for this kind of passer-by character, right?"

"Indeed..."

At this moment, all the robots surrounding the two of them raised their weapons and smashed them down toward the two of them.

However, Toshiro and Kawaki were not flustered at all. They even curved their lips at the same time, revealing a smile that was hard to detect for the time being...

Boom!

Along with a loud noise and the dust that filled the sky, Kawaki and Toshiro's positions had already become a huge pit.

[Scanning.....]

[No target detected... ]

The robot maids scanned the hole and found that Kawaki and Toshiro were not inside...

"Hey, hey, is the master finally willing to appear?" Kawaki pointed the umbrella at No.502 in front of him.

"At least I didn't act in vain." Toshiro stood behind No.502 and pointed his sword at the back of No.502's head.

"Do you think you won?" No.502 did not show any emotion. Perhaps this was also related to him being a robot. Anyway, Kawaki thought so.

"It doesn't matter to me," Kawaki shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "But the policeman behind you should really want to talk to you, right?"

"Police?" No. 502 actually laughed, "There is no need for that kind of thing. There is no need for that kind of thing in this city. As long as there are robots, it is enough."

"It looks like you still don't want to say anything, but this is also good. Come back with me to Shinsengumi and give me a proper explanation.'" Toshiro said fiercely.

"It seems like you guys are the ones who haven't figured out the situation." No. 502 continued, "This city will become a paradise for robots tonight, a paradise built for Fuyo."

'Fuyo?' Kawaki was full of doubts, and a sense of uneasiness gushed out.

"Fuyo? Is she your girlfriend?" Kawaki pretended to be casual and teased, "It's really amazing. You want to destroy a country for a woman."

"No, it should be a daughter." No. 502 corrected.

"That's amazing. You are the only one in the world who can do this for your daughter, destroying a country for your daughter or something..." Kawaki waved his hand and said. But then, Kawaki suddenly reacted, "Daughter! Aren't you a robot?! What's going on with your daughter?! Fuyo... Are you referring to Tama? What is going on?!..."

"There's no need to tell you. After tonight, there will no longer be a single human in Edo," No. 502 replied.

"What nonsense are you saying? You should be the one who can't understand the situation, right? Right now, you are in a situation where you will be beheaded by me if you are not careful." Toshiro said with a look of disapproval, "It seems that robots are robots after all. Even their heads are not as good as humans."

"Is that so..." As he said that, No. 502 turned his head 180 degrees and went straight for Toshiro's sword...

The speed was so fast that even Kawaki and Toshiro did not react. Looking at No. 502, whose head was pierced by the sword in his hand, Toshiro only reacted after a while and pulled out the sword in his hand.

"Is it over?" Toshiro returned his sword to its sheath and muttered, "I thought something would happen..."

Before Toshiro could finish, Kawaki suddenly sensed something was wrong and shouted at Toshiro, "Dodge! Quick..."

Kawaki could not finish his words because, at this time, No. 502 moved. No. 502 quickly turned his body with lightning speed and stood horizontally between the two of them with a slightly lowered body.

Then, with extreme speed, his hands turned into a palm and struck the two men's lower abdomen. The entire process was so fast that it made people click their tongues...

Boom!!!

Toshiro and Kawaki were instantly sent flying. Kawaki was fine. He used his own umbrella to block it, while Toshiro used his lower abdomen to withstand the attack...

"This kind of power..." Kawaki got up and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. He looked at No. 502, who was still standing in the same place, "As expected of a robot. A simple attack was like being hit by a car on the highway..."

"Oh? Your body is quite interesting." No. 502 continued, "Ordinary people are already dead with this blow."

"No, no, your body..." No. 502 seemed to have discovered something suddenly and showed an extremely excited expression, "Energy! There is strange energy in your body! It's really amazing! Become my experimental subject!"

Kawaki glanced at Toshiro, who had already fainted on the other side and then turned his gaze back to him.

"Stop dreaming. Things like experimental subjects should be voluntary, right?" Kawaki moved his shoulders and said casually, then rushed over with an umbrella...

Boom!!!

After the smoke dispersed, Kawaki looked at No. 502, which had turned into countless mechanical fragments under his feet. He did not expect it. He thought it would be a hard battle. He did not expect it to be solved so easily?

Just as Kawaki was filled with doubt, he suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. He subconsciously waved the umbrella in his hand behind him...

Boom!!!

When the smoke dispersed, Kawaki turned around and saw that No. 502 was standing perfectly fine in front of him. It was just that he had lost his right arm in this attack. Kawaki felt that it was unbelievable.

"I'll be troubled if you compare me with other robots. If you want to kill me, you have to destroy my [Core]." No. 502's voice, without any emotion, sounded, "As long as the [Core] in my body is fine, I can repair my body no matter what happens. But even if I tell you this, it is useless. My [Core] is less than a micrometer. If you want to find and destroy it from my body, it is like looking for a grain of sand in the desert."

As No. 502 spoke, the right arm that was broken by Kawaki slowly grew out.

"It's really Cell!!!"