Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 199: Men Will Always Have a Heart That Wants to Take Risks!

Chapter 199: Men Will Always Have a Heart That Wants to Take Risks!

"Let's go there. That is the only holy land in all of Edo." Kawaki nodded and made a decision.

"Holy land? What is that?" Toshiro was puzzled.

"Yoshiwara's signboard." Kawaki chuckled and replied, "No, it's not just Yoshiwara's signboard. It's also the signboard of the entire Edo. You won't be able to find the same store in all of Edo! It's the only one with such special service in Edo~ I wouldn't recommend it to ordinary people, and I brought you here because you are the son of that uncle."

"Is there such a store?!" Toshiro was shocked.

When Shige Shige at the side heard this, he once again squirted out two streams of blood from his nose, and an eager expression appeared on his face.

"You're really a virgin, are you already excited just hearing it?" Kawaki crossed his arms and smiled, "In that case, please be prepared. Be prepared to leave everything you have saved up!"

Hearing this, Shige Shige became even more excited, two lines of blood flowing down from his nose and constantly dripping on the ground.

"Hey! Shige Shige-sama! You are too excited!"

"The Shogun's family traditionally will all be excited and can't sleep the night before the hike!" Shige Shige said seriously.

"Hahahaha, what an interesting little brother." Kawaki suggested with a smile, "How about we make preparations in advance?"

"Preparation?" Shige Shige was puzzled.

"Ah, it looks like you really can't wait, so why don't you take off the restraint on your body first? This will save a lot of time; in other words, there will be more time to mingle."

"So that's how it is. It will indeed be more efficient." Shige Shige nodded.

"What nonsense are you talking about! What do you want the Sho... Shige Shige-saa to do!" Toshiro shouted.

"I was just reminding out of kindness." Kawaki waved his hand and continued with an innocent look, "Of course, if you don't want to, just pretend that I didn't say anything."

"Of course! How... how could Shige Shige-sama take off his clothes on the streets..." Before Toshiro could finish speaking, he inadvertently saw that Shige Shige had already taken off his clothes, and only his underwear was left, "He really took it off!"

"Then, please." Shige Shige put the clothes he had taken off into Sogo's hands.

"Hey!"

"There's no need to be in such a hurry!" Toshiro shouted, "At least take it off when we get to the store! And on this day, he happens to be wearing briefs. That just adds to his shame!"

"The Shogun's family traditionally ware manly briefs!" Shige Shige replied.

"Hey, you guys!" Toshiro gritted his teeth and looked at the group of Shinsengumi members behind him, "If anyone who sees today dares to say it out..."

"Then, let's begin the second preparation. Once you are ready, you can directly enter the shop." Kawaki nodded and said again.

"Are you going to ask the Sho... Shige Shige-sama to do something strange?" Toshiro grabbed Kawaki's collar and roared.

"It's just a necessary preparation." Kawaki slapped Toshiro's hand away and explained with an innocent face. Then he looked at Shige Shige again, "But don't force yourself. If you are not mentally prepared."

"The Shogun's family traditionally will be prepared in advance!"

Not a bad momentum.

"Then, let me teach you the true meaning of Yoshiwara!" Kawaki raised his eyebrows and then picked up two barrels of lubricant from the side, "Next, just pour these two barrels of lubricant on your body."

"What exactly do you want Shige Shige-sama to do!" Toshiro kicked Kawaki over and retorted.

"It hurts, it hurts..." After Kawaki got up, he complained, "Just teach him some basic things. Lubricant is essential to enter this kind of shop. Don't you know?"

"I don't know! I don't know at all!" Toshiro retorted, "What kind of terrible shop needed to be covered with lubricant all over the body to enter!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Toshiro saw Shige Shige really pour two buckets of lubricant on his body, not leaving any place.

"He really applied it!" Toshiro was in a bad mood, and the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.

"Is this enough?" Shige Shige looked at Kawaki and asked, but everyone present could see that Shige Shige was very excited because his nose was still bleeding.

"Yes, it's enough." Kawaki nodded, "Come with me; next, it's time for a man's adventure~."

'Adventure!' Shige Shige's nosebleed speed directly increased by ten times and then followed Kawaki's footsteps.

"Wait a minute!" Toshiro quickly shouted, "If you really want to smear that kind of thing... then at least apply another layer of mayonnaise on the surface of the lubricant!"

"Mayonnaise?" Shige Shige was puzzled.

"Ah, although the lubricating fluid is irreversible, at least apply a layer of mayonnaise on the outside," As he spoke, Toshiro took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his bosom, "Don't underestimate mayonnaise. This is the most delicious thing in the world. I believe that with this, Shige Shige-sama will become the most popular customer in the store."

Just as Toshiro finished speaking, Kawaki directly turned around and kicked him down. He then scolded, "No way! There's no store where you need to spread mayonnaise all over your body!"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he inadvertently saw Shige Shige smearing mayonnaise on his body.

"He really applied it!!!!"

...

At the entrance of the ugly girls club.

"Alright, this is the place," Kawaki explained with a smile.

Everyone, "..."

"Why the ugly girls club!" Toshiro cursed, "What the hell are you thinking about?!"

"What's wrong? This is Yoshiwara's exclusive club. It is very popular in Yoshiwara." Kawaki explained, "This is a holy land that even high-level adventurers do not dare to enter easily."

"What kind of terrible adventure is that? I don't even dare to imagine it!" Toshiro shouted.

"That's why you think so because your level is not enough." Kawaki sighed and continued, "This kind of place has many top demon kings from different worlds waiting to be conquered by the hero! It's like a peak waiting to be conquered by the climbers!"

"The difficulty is too high! Change it to a simpler one!" Toshiro shouted, "Change it to the Novice Village! The demon king is too much! Just a small hill is enough!"

"Indeed, this little brother's level doesn't seem too high. No, it should be said that it is only level 0, right?" Kawaki nodded and then looked at Shige Shige, who was covered in mayonnaise, "Are you ready to give up? If so, I'll take you to the Novice Village."

As he spoke, Kawaki's tone changed, and he continued in a strange tone, "Hey, I thought you were a guy with a backbone. I didn't expect you not even to dare to try this kind of thing."

"This person is really super annoying..." Toshiro gritted his teeth and muttered.

"The Shogun's family traditionally has always been a climber!" Shige Shige took a step forward.

Kawaki hummed and said, "It seems that I was abrupt. There are also guys with backbone."

"Sho... Shige Shige-sama, you don't have to force yourself! Your level is not suitable for the level here! You will be killed in an instant!" Toshiro quickly advised.

"No, I have made up my mind." Shige Shige directly stepped into the store.

...

When everyone followed Shige Shige into the shop, they were all stunned. After a long time, they finally came back to their senses.

Looking at the girls on the stage who had their own merits, Toshiro murmured, "The level difference is too much... To call it a demon king it's more like a dance of demons! Shige Shige-sama, it's better for us to leave quickly. This place..."

"How is it? Not bad, right?" Kawaki smiled and looked at Shige Shige.

"Not bad your head! I can't tell at all!" Toshiro retorted.

"I know," Kawaki snorted disdainfully and continued to mock them, "You just care about the appearances of these women, right? Really, really a group of annoying fellows. They divide people into three, six, nine, etc., based on their appearances."

"As expected of the high-class people~ You can despise us low-class people with peace of mind~ This kind of privilege is really amazing~."

"No one said that!" Toshiro shouted, "Don't randomly pick thorns for me!"

"What Kawaki-san said makes sense. You shouldn't hate someone for no reason just because of their looks." Kondo nodded, "So what if they are ugly? Ugly girls are also human! Since ugly girls can do this kind of work, maybe they have amazing skills!"

"What you said is completely different!" Toshiro scolded, "Anyway, I don't agree. If people know that Shige Shige-sama came to this kind of store... it will definitely become Shige Shige-sama's family shame!"

"Aiya~ As expected of a high-class person's speech~" Kawaki continued to say in a strange tone, "Just coming to a club, it will become a family shame~ The high-class people are really amazing~ I really envy the life of the high-class people~ Anyway, we civilians can't understand the world of the high-class people."

"I always feel that you are getting more and more annoying..." Toshiro now had the urge to sew Kawaki's mouth shut, "Shige Shige-sama, you really don't have to force yourself. This kind of place really doesn't deserve your identity."

Saying this, Toshiro looked at Kawaki and continued, "Doesn't Yoshiwara have a courtesan called Lady Hinowa? Let her accompany Shige Shige-sama!"

Hearing this, Kawaki looked at Shige Shige with a shocked face and said, "Do you... like those old women who put a lot of powder on their faces? Your hobbies are too strange! Of course, if you want Hinowa to accompany you, it's fine too."

"No, it's good here." Shige Shige replied and then looked at the group of girls playing around with a smile on his face, as well as a man wearing a blue ninja uniform surrounded by the girls.

"Shige Shige-sama!" Toshiro wanted to say something more, but Shige Shige raised his hand to stop him.

Kawaki clapped his hands. At this time, the courtesans noticed Kawaki and the others at the door.

"Cough cough," Kawaki cleared his throat and shouted, "I brought you a new guest today. You have to perform well!"