Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 210: There Are Some Settings to Keep In Mind!

Chapter 210: There Are Some Settings to Keep In Mind!

Looking at the plates of unknown black matter on the table, Granny Otaki stood up with a black face. She flipped the table over and scolded, "I don't remember teaching you how to turn eggs into this kind of dog food! Are you going to turn my kitchen into an explosion center? Stupid girl!

"That's true," Otae replied with a smile, "For a young wife, the kitchen is like a battlefield."

"That's not what I meant!!" Granny Otaki retorted a little angrily, "These are completely burnt! Everything is black! A soul society?! Is this a soul society?!"

Then, Granny Otaki took out her fan, opened it, and said, "You can't even cook a single dish. It's a hundred years too early for you to marry into the Yagyu family!"

After that, Granny Otaki closed her fan and jumped up, smashing it down at Otae.

However, it should be said that Otae was worthy of being called Otae. Otae simply used two chopsticks to block Granny Otaki's fan attack.

"Granny Otaki, you are the one who is training me to be a bride," Otae reminded with a smile, "But you always turn the table over and attack me, isn't that a bit rude?"

'This girl is not afraid of this old woman's abuse at all! If she is allowed to marry into the Yagyu family, she will most certainly be a threat to me!' Granny Otaki was shocked. Then, she took back her fan and turned around to say to Otae, "Forget it, I have had enough of you."

Then, Granny Otaki looked at the black matter that had just been knocked over on the ground. She grinned and revealed a smirk, "Go and clean up the garbage over there. It must not be thrown away. You must be responsible for eating it! Dog food is best for you..."

However, just as she finished speaking, Granny Otaki saw the previous head of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Binbokusai, squatting on the ground and eating the black matter with relish.

"Binbokusa-sama! What are you eating!" Granny Otaki was not feeling well.

"It's such a waste. It's still edible." Old Man Binbokusai turned around and explained. Then, he turned around and ate with relish again.

"It's not about whether it's edible or not. You are the former head of the Yagyu family!" Granny Otaki shouted, "How can you do this kind of thing!"

...

In the front yard of Yagyu residence.

Kawaki and his group were confronting the Four Devas led by Kyubei.

"You barged in without permission, so you'll have to follow Yagyu rules," Kyubei said.

"Alright, I got it!" Kawaki nodded and then pushed Kondo, Toshiro, Shinpachi, and Gintoki forward, "It's not just your family that has four perverted devas! We have them here too!"

"Who are you calling a pervert?" Gintoki and Toshiro simultaneously kicked Kawaki over and cursed.

"No, I just think that the other side has four people. It is fair for us to have four people on our side," Kawaki stood up and explained, "The perverted old man on the other side can be handed over to gorilla, the blind man can be given to Shinpachi, the ketchup control can be handed over to mayonnaise, and the last obscene thing with a mosaic can only be handed over to Gintoki."

"Are you comparing them to us? Is that It?" Gintoki retorted, "Why is my opponent that kind of pervert?!"

However, just as Gintoki finished speaking, he saw Kondo directly tear off his clothes and nod with his hands crossed.

"So that's how it is. It seems that we are evenly matched. Don't worry! Leave that pervert to me! I won't lose!"

"You're really fast!" Gintoki scolded, "Also, what do you mean by not losing? Are you saying that you won't lose when it comes to the pervertedness level?!"

"These people are really getting more and more infuriating..." Tojo muttered and then scolded Kawaki, "How can you slander Young Master like this! Young Master only has an eyepatch! He's not blind!"

'This person really doesn't have any self-awareness at all.' Everyone thought at the same time.

"No one said your young master was blind!" Kawaki retorted.

"No, the pervert referred to Nishino. The ketchup control is referred to Kitaoji. The obscene thing with mosaic referred to Minamito." Tojo counted with his fingers one by one and then looked at Kawaki seriously, "The remaining blind man can only refer to the Young Master!"

"You actually plucked yourself clean," Kawaki twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "The blind man refers to you, you idiot."

"Eh? No way! I am not blind at all!" Tojo quickly waved his hand and said.

"No, you keep squinting your eyes like a blind man," Kawaki explained, "It looks like the artist did not draw your eyes on purpose."

"Actually... I can open my eyes," Tojo said weakly, "This is completely the artist's pot..."

"Enough, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Kawaki waved his hand and interrupted Tojo, "It's better to start quickly. The game I just bought yesterday has just been opened, and I haven't had time to play it yet."

Kyubei clapped his hands, and then a servant with a big tray ran over from the side. There were several small plates on the tray.

Kyubei picked up a small plate from the tray and was about to say something, but Kawaki raised his hand and interrupted him.

"I got it!" Kawaki chuckled lightly, "Since you took out this kind of thing, I already understand what the rules of the competition are! Speaking of which, as expected of the ancient Yagyu family, they actually used this rule."

"Hey? Boss, do you already know the rules of the competition?" Sogo was puzzled.

"It seems that you are not an ordinary person. You actually know the competition when you see the small plate," Kyubei chuckled, "But this saves me the trouble of explaining to you."

"Hey, do you really understand?" Gintoki looked at Kawaki with a face full of suspicion.

"Don't look down on me. It's just at this level." Kawaki snorted disdainfully. Then he looked at Kyubei and said, "Throw the small plate over."

Kyubei raised the corner of his mouth and then threw the small plate in his hand to Kawaki.

Kawaki instantly raised his umbrella, closed his eyes, and fired a shot, and the small plate shattered.

Kyubei, "???"

After doing all of this, Kawaki pretended to blow at the smoking on the umbrella tip and then explained, "Do you understand now? This is the most classic shooting disc game shot by a machine. I am very good at it."

"I see. It turns out to be this kind of competition." Sogo nodded and then took out the rocket launcher, "Then, I'll come too!"

"I also want to play-aru!" Kagura also raised her umbrella.

"It can't be helped. It's actually this kind of competition. In that case..." Toshiro puffed out a mouthful of smoke and took out a rocket launcher from his back.

"It will not be that kind of thing no matter how I think about it!" Gintoki kicked Kawaki over and cursed.

"Young Master, is there really a need for us to waste our time with this group of people?" Tojo whispered into Kyubei's ear.

...

"So that's how it is. It's actually such a competition." Kawaki nodded and looked at Kyubei, "It really tests your shooting skills. It really is a good game."

"Are games the only things you can think of?!" Gintoki retorted, "Using that kind of weapon is a foul, right? Change to a wooden sword, you bastard!"

"No, this is our way!" Kawaki retorted, "You should learn to connect with the times. That kind of sword or something, how can it be faster than a bullet? Even if your swordsmanship is excellent, a sniper bullet can take your life. Flashy things are of no use at all. "

"Although what you said is a bit unreasonable in this situation, it is better not to use such a dangerous weapon." Shinpachi murmured, "Today is a competition of swords. No matter how you look at it, it is a foul, right? Also... Kawaki-san, you may have forgotten that in the normal setting, bullets can not kill people..."

Kawaki was stunned and then muttered to himself, "There is actually such a setting..."

...

"Then, see you later." As he spoke, Kyubei took the lead and turned to leave.

The remaining Four Devas, no, it should be said that Yagyu had Three Devas and a human-shaped obscene thing full of mosaic, arrogantly looked at Kawaki and the others.

"It's better to admit defeat as soon as possible," Tojo said, "If we Yagyu Four Devas are serious, we will not be on the same level as you."

"No, it should be four perverts." Kawaki picked his ears with a look of disapproval.

"It's just that you have a good mouth," Tojo snorted, "I, Tojo, will take care of all on behalf of the Young Master."

"And me, Kitaoji Itsuki." Four Eyes spoke out.

"Adding me, Minamito Sui." The human-shaped mosaic spoke.

"Plus me, Nishino Tsukamu?" The pervert said.

"Hehehe..." Kawaki lowered his head and stood up, "So that's how it is. I feel like it's a bit familiar. Those names... so that's how it is... hehehehe..."

"Hey, Gin-san, I keep feeling that something is wrong with Kawaki-san..." Shinpachi whispered, "Just like the big boss that is about to turn dark..."

"Hey, you guys..." Kawaki looked up at Gintoki and the others. He narrowed his eyes and smiled, "You can kill these people~ It doesn't matter if you kill them~ No, I mean, don't care about the plate, just kill them directly~."

"It's black! It's really black!" Shinpachi shouted.

"It's best if you don't leave even the ashes for them." Kawaki continued.

"I see. I understand." Sogo nodded and then looked up with a kind smile, "I haven't played such an interesting game in a long time. If you kill someone, you can just push it to the boss."

"Well, if you kill them all, just push them all to me." Kawaki smiled and said, "It's best to kill all four people, especially that pervert."

"Hey, something's not right with those two," Nishino whispered, "That's obviously the eyes of a murderer!"

"They were just bluffing," Kitaoji said disdainfully, "How could someone dare to commit murder in the Yagyu residence?"