Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 215: The Guy Who Makes the Person He Likes Cry Is a Bastard!

Chapter 215: The Guy Who Makes the Person He Likes Cry Is a Bastard!

"Now is not the time to talk nonsense..." Gintoki held his stomach and looked at Kawaki with a painful expression, "I am almost at my limit... Hurry up..."

"Me too... I feel like it's near the anus..." Kondo said.

"I have solved a part of it..." Tojo said.

Everyone, "..."

"Um... Can you hurry up? I can't wait any longer." Binbokusai took off the small plate tied to his forehead, "Hurry up and give me the paper... I'll give it to you! In fact, it was Kyubei who insisted on me being the captain, so I had no choice but to agree. To be honest, I don't care who the kid marries! It doesn't matter even if he marries or divorces all day! Just give me the paper... Ah, not good, my stomach is starting to hurt again..."

"Don't! Master! That is related to Young Master's happiness!" Tojo shouted, "Just hold on a little longer! Ah, not good, my stomach is starting to hurt again..."

"Seeing you guys like this, I really sympathize with you guys~" As he spoke, Kawaki divided the papers in his hands into four portions and handed them to the four of them. He also took back the small plate in Binbokusai's hand.

Gintoki, Kondo, and Binbokusai seemed to have obtained some rare treasure. They took the paper and rushed to the toilet.

As for the remaining Tojo, who was still underground, he declined politely.

"No, I'm done..."

Everyone, "..."

"Kawaki-san is very reliable at critical times." Shinpachi patted his chest and said, "I knew that Kawaki-san would not fail at such a critical time."

However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi heard the whispers of Kawaki and Sogo.

"Boss, what did you add to the paper just now?" Sogo asked, "I just added itching powder."

"I just added a little mustard and chili oil." Kawaki said with a smile, "I guarantee that they will never forget that feeling after they use it up."

"I... I'm still too young..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"Don't say that. I exchanged this for it." Kawaki pursed his lips and then raised his hand. He threw the small plate he had just exchanged from Binbokusai to Shinpachi, "Hurry up."

"Kawaki-san..." Looking at the small plate in his hand, Shinpachi murmured.

"Hurry up. I hate people who dilly-dally the most," Kawaki scratched his ear, his face full of impatience, "Hurry up and solve your troubles. Otherwise, who can stand being disturbed by that stinking brat all day long?"

"Thank you..." Shinpachi bit his lower lip and murmured. Then, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and rushed to the Yagyu main residence without looking back.

At this time, Kyubei also reacted and hurriedly wanted to stop him. However, Kawaki did not give her a chance. He directly blocked Kyubei's way with an umbrella.

"The loser should just stay here and watch," Kawaki said.

"Damn it!" Kyubei cursed.

As if seeing through Kyubei's thoughts, Kawaki continued casually, "Whether it's a man or a woman, that kind of thing doesn't matter. But...if you don't even understand the other party's mood, you really don't have the qualifications to be with the other party."

"Whether it was a promise when you were a child or her guilt, I have no interest in what happened between you two. But... if you can't even read the other person's expression, you are not qualified to say such words that you want to bring happiness to others."

As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at Kyubei, "You... The distance between you and a real man is not just physical distance; you are too far away..."

"Why..." Kyubei looked at Kawaki in surprise, and her tone began to increase slowly, "Why do you know? Tae-chan is feeling guilty... Why do you know?"

"Every man can tell that kind of thing, okay?" Kawaki curled his lips in disdain, "To think that you can say such big words transcend gender or something. It's so funny. Remember it well, little girl... No, you may not like people calling you a girl. Then, little boy, remember it well. The guy who makes the person you like cry, whether it is a man or a woman, is a bastard!"

When Kyubei heard Kawaki's words, her eyes gradually widened...

"But, you can't say it completely. Sometimes, crying is normal, such as in be..." Before Kawaki could finish, he was kicked over by the furious Toshiro.

"There is no need to say the latter half!" Toshiro scolded, "What exactly do you want to say!"

"No, this is also a necessary thing, right?" Kawaki stood up and retorted at the same time. Then he spat disdainfully, "Well, I have said everything that should be said. Although I am not a samurai, but... even I know that protecting what should be protected is not only for a samurai but something everyone should know. You should also think about it carefully. What is the thing that you want to protect? Was it the face that was crying or... the face that was smiling from the bottom of her heart?"

"That's it. I had a lot of fun playing today. I have to go back." As he spoke, Kawaki directly turned his head, "Ah, right, remember to tell that guy if the teacher is absent for no reason in the future, return the tuition fees to me!"

After saying that, Kawaki directly walked toward the gate.

"What a stubborn man." Toshiro said as he gently puffed out a cloud of smoke, "Even until the end, he refused to admit that he came here for that woman."

"Boss must have his own thoughts," Sogo said.

However, what Toshiro did not know was that Kawaki's expression was very bad right now.

'Not good! Seems like I did a little too far!' Kawaki felt uneasy, 'Even the dojo has been demolished! Will they ask me for compensation? It looks like rebuilding it will cost a lot of money, right? What should I do What should I do if the other party comes to Yoshiwara to ask for compensation? If Tsukki knows...'

Thinking of this, Kawaki inexplicably shivered, 'No! I absolutely can not let Tsukki know! Today's matter can not be said even if it is brought to the grave! Come on! Kawaki! You must hide it well!'

Looking at Kawaki's back, Kyubei was thoughtful. Kyubei kept looking at Kawaki until Kawaki walked out of the Yagyu residence gate.

"Kyu-chan!" Otae's voice rang out.

Only then did Kyubei notice that Shinpachi had brought Otae here.

"Big Sis!" Kagura shouted in surprise and then waved her hand.

"Tae-chan..." Kyubei's nose twitched, and tears fell from her face.

"Kyu-chan..." Otae came in front of Kyubei, "What's wrong..."

Before she finished speaking, Kyubei directly hugged Otae, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Tae-chan, I lost; I'm sorry..."

Her tears never stopped.

"No..." Otae gently patted Kyubei's back, "You haven't lost yet... Just cry to your heart's content today..."

...

"Looks like there's no longer anything for us to do." Gintoki hugged his hands as he looked at Otae and Kyubei, who were crying together.

"Ah, indeed, it's over." Binbokusai, who had put on his clothes, smiled.

"Although this matter is over, do you feel that something is wrong?" Kondo crossed his arms and turned to look at Gintoki and Binbokusai, "Do you feel that there is something strange about your butts? It's a little itchy and even hot."

"You're having hyperthermia, right?" Gintoki curled his lips, but then Gintoki also felt that something was wrong with his butt, "I seem to be having a little hyperthermia too."

"Ah, actually, I am also..." Binbokusai added, "I thought I was the only one who was like this..."

"Why does it feel more and more itchy and hot..." Kondo said painfully with a twisted face.

"Ah... indeed..." Gintoki said with a twisted expression.

"Actually, I am also..."

Suddenly, Gintoki saw Sogo smirking at them not far away. Gintoki instantly thought of a certain possibility, and Kondo also thought of a certain possibility.

"THAT BASTARD!!!" Gintoki and Kondo cursed at the same time.

...

Afterward, everyone learned that when Kyubei was young, Kyubei lost his left eye because of an accident, and Otae was at the scene. After that, Otae was trapped in deep guilt...

...

A few days later, Yoshiwara.

"Alright, let's go." Kawaki held an umbrella and was dressed in a formal suit.

"Wait a minute," Tsukuyo was also dressed in a formal suit, said, "Have you brought the gift?"

"Ah!" Only then did Kawaki react, "I forgot!"

"You..." Tsukuyo didn't know what to say. "Well, forget it, I brought it."

"As expected of Tsukki. You even remember this kind of thing clearly." Kawaki scratched his head and said with a smile. However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly realized something. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Why did you go out with me? They didn't invite you at all! I'm the only one invited!"

"If you can guarantee that you won't make a scene on such an official occasion..."

"I promise!" Kawaki raised his hand and said solemnly.

"Your promise is not credible at all," Tsukuyo took her kizeru and gently puffed out smoke. Then she glanced at Kawaki and walked out first, "Let's hurry up and come back as soon as the wedding reception finish; Yoshiwara still has a lot of work to do."

"I think you just feel that you don't have enough scenes. That's why you want to take a shot." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain.

However, just as he finished speaking, two kunai stab on Kawaki's forehead.

"Can you stop doing this!" Kawaki pulled out the kunai on his forehead and scolded, "Are you trying to use my blood to celebrate the new couple?!"

"Isn't that good?" Tsukuyo said without looking back.

"What did you say?!"