Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 226: Sure Enough, the Cooked Ramen Without Any Seasoning Always Feels Like Something Is Missing...

Chapter 226: Sure Enough, the Cooked Ramen Without Any Seasoning Always Feels Like Something Is Missing...

"Kondo-san asked me to take you there." Toshiro held Sogo's head and explained.

"Let me go! Bastard..." Sogo struggled as he spoke.

"Alright, let's go together, senpai." As he spoke, Toshiro picked up the back of Sogo's collar and lifted him up.

After he finished speaking, Toshiro dragged Sogo and turned around.

Sogo, who was dragged, shouted with veins popping out, "You bastard! Is this how you should treat your senpai?! Bastard!"

Toshiro did not reply. He continued to drag Sogo out. However, Mitsuba, who was standing under the eaves, could not help but cover her mouth and laugh when she saw this.

...

Ramen House.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Looking at the red chili powder in Mitsuba's bowl, Kondo Kondo's whole body felt bad, "You can't put so much chili! How many times do I have to tell you? It's bad for your health!"

"But it looks delicious," Mitsuba explained, adding a whole bottle of chili powder to the bowl at the same time...

"It's not delicious! It's definitely bad for you!" Kondo shouted, "Don't add anymore! It's completely red. Really, the taste of young people these days is so strange, right? Toshiro..."

However, just as he turned his head, Kondo found Toshiro, who was pouring mayonnaise on the ramen.

"Hey! You too?!" Kondo became even worse, "Toshiro! What're you doing?! What's that you're eating?!"

"It's an IT taste revolution," Toshiro picked up the bowl of ramen and answered without thinking. After that, he began to eat.

"What the hell are you talking about? Revolution? What kind of revolution is that? Who are you imitating?" However, just as he finished speaking, Kondo noticed that Mitsuba had also picked up the bowl of ramen that was filled with chili powder, "Wait! Stop! Mitsuba-dono can't eat it either!"

"The inside of my mouth feels like the Social Insurance Agency coming apart," Mitsuba explained with a smile.

"Eh? What's that supposed to mean? What are you talking about?" Kondo shouted.

"The inside of my mouth is "Doddoddoddodotto"...Pleasant feeling!" Toshiro explained as he ate.

(Note: The word "Pleasant feeling" mentioned by Toshiro comes from the "Sailor Suit and Machine Gun" 1982 movie. After the heroine wears a sailor suit and picks up a machine gun, she says "Pleasant feeling" very freely.)

"Who is it this time? Hiroko? Masami?! Either way, you gross me out!"

"Hehehe..."

Looking at Mitsuba, who was amused to the point of smiling like a flower, Sogo looked unhappy...

-----End of Memories-----

"Alright, it's time to go back." Gintoki stood up, "Kagura, Shinpachi, let's go."

Hearing this, Kagura and Shinpachi quickly stood up.

"Then I should..." As he spoke, Kawaki stood up as well.

"It doesn't matter. If you're Sogo's friend, it doesn't matter if you stay a little longer." Kuraba Toma hurriedly got up and said politely, "After all, I haven't properly thanked you all yet..."

"No, it's nothing," Kawaki said with a smile and then looked at Sogo, who was leaning against the door with his head lowered, thinking about something.

"Come on." Kawaki walked over, patted Sogo on the shoulder, and left with Gintoki and the others.

"Sogo-kun, tonight..." Before Kuraba Toma could finish, Sogo stopped him.

"No, I still have to go back to the station. I still have work to do tomorrow." As he said this, Sogo also turned around and left with his hands in his pockets, "I'll be counting on you for my Sister."

"I got it..."

...

The next day, at the Oedo Hospital.

Kawaki and Gintoki met at the entrance of Oedo Hospital. The two met and first greeted politely(at the same time, they turned their heads and snorted.)

"Why are you here?" Gintoki asked with a face full of disdain.

"It has nothing to do with you," Kawaki replied with a face full of displeasure, "I should be the one asking you this question, right? Why are you here?"

"Work." Gintoki replied without hesitation.

"Me too."

"What the hell! I don't remember that you have a part-time job in the hospital!" Gintoki cursed and then glanced at the thing Kawaki hid behind his back, "Also, why would anyone bring a spicy hot pot to work?!"

"It's none of your business." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain. At the same time, he glanced at the bag that was revealed in Gintoki's bosom, "So are you! How could anyone work with that kind of thing?!"

"It's just lunch! I like to eat spicy food recently," Gintoki retorted.

"Then I will be having afternoon tea..." Kawaki replied.

"Hey, hurry up and drive these two men away." Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "They look really big..."

Kagura narrowed her eyes and nodded in agreement.

...

"Forgive me. Because of my health, the ceremony will be postponed again..." Mitsuba sat on the bed and looked apologetically at Kuraba Toma, who was sitting beside the bed.

"It doesn't matter. Don't be impatient." Kuraba Toma smiled and comforted Mitsuba's emotions, "It's better to recuperate at ease now. In the end, the ceremony is just a formality. I have already made up my mind to marry you."

"Thank you, Toma."

"I still have work to do, so I will go first." Kuraba Toma stood up, laid Mitsuba down, and gently covered her with the quilt. Then he said, "Remember not to eat spicy again. It's not good for your health."

"I know. I am not stupid to that extent." Mitsuba said with a smile.

"Then I'll leave first. I'll come back again." Kuraba Toma stood at the door and looked back at Mitsuba. He then turned around and left.

Mitsuba smiled and then turned to look at the ceiling with dull eyes.

...

At this time, Gintoki and Kawaki met again at the door of Mitsuba's ward. This time, the two of them still greeted each other politely.

"What a fortuitous encounter," Gintoki said disdainfully.

"Don't get me wrong, I was just on the way to buy a game and happened to come across a spicy hot pot that was on sale. I also happened to pass by the hospital and happened to want to borrow a toilet. In the end, I happened to see an acquaintance, so..."

"There are too many coincidences!" Gintoki retorted. Then, he crossed his arms and explained, "I just happened to pass by the convenience store, and I just saw the [Super Spicy Rice Cracker] in the convenience store was on sale, and I happened to have some change. Finally, I just wanted to borrow the toilet, and I happened to see an acquaintance here..."

"You're about the same!" Shinpachi shouted, "How can there be so many "Just"! When will you two be franker? Don't you all come to see Miss Mitsuba"

"I have no idea what you are talking about, Shinpachi-kun." Kawaki waved his hand and said casually.

"Yes, Shinpachi, you can't talk nonsense." Gintoki cupped his hands and nodded.

"The two of you should stop before you go too far!" Shinpachi cursed.

"The few of you, be quiet!" At the end of the corridor, a fat nurse scolded them, "This is the hospital! Keep quiet, bastard!"

"Ah, sorry..."

However, just as they finished speaking, everyone heard Mitsuba's laughter coming from the ward.

"Come in quickly," Mitsuba shouted.

In fact, Mitsuba had heard it when Kawaki and the others had just started fighting in front of the ward.

...

"It's really good," Mitsuba picked up a piece of beef from the hot pot full of red oil with chopsticks and put it into her mouth, "It's delicious~."

"Is that so?" Kawaki replied with a smile.

"I think it's better to eat less," The corners of Gintoki's mouth twitched as he said, "It's not good for those who have hemorrhoids..."

"Gin-chan, I can't do it anymore-aru..." Kagura had already turned into a sausage mouth, "Water... Give me water..."

"I also want..." Shinpachi said at the same time.

"Do you think I fainted because of hemorrhoids?" Mitsuba covered her mouth and smiled. Then she pointed to the bed next door and said, "No, the one next door is..."

"Next door?" Kawaki stood up and lifted the curtain next door. He saw Zenzou lying on the bed in a hospital gown with a look of despair on his face, "So it's you!"

"He... hello." Zenzou said weakly, "Are you here specifically to see me? I don't need fruits. It would be good if you could help me bring a Jump..."

"No!" Kawaki retorted, "There is a spicy hot pot. Do you want some?"

Looking at the spicy hot pot on the small table in Mitsuba's bed, Zenzou felt his hemorrhoids hurt even more, "Do you want to kill me?" But then again, is that lady your acquaintance? "

"Ah, I don't count as an acquaintance; I just visit..." Kawaki replied, "A friend's sister."

"I see..." Zenzou murmured, then waved his hand to decline the invitation, "No need, I can't eat that kind of thing. But maybe little brother virgin under your bed might want to eat it."

Hearing this, Gintoki gently raised the corner of his mouth, but he did not say anything.

"Under the bed?" Kawaki lowered his body suspiciously and glanced under Mitsuha's bed, only to see Yamazaki in night clothes lying under Mitsuba's bed.

"What are you doing here?" Kawaki asked expressionlessly, "There's hot pot here. Do you want some?"

"There are fruits too." Gintoki shrugged and added.

"Ah, there's no need. Shinsengumi spies usually carry sausages with them when they operate." Yamazaki took out two sausages from his chest and said with a smile. However, just as he finished speaking, Yamazaki finally reacted, "Huh?! I was exposed?!"

"Yes, you were exposed~," Kawaki grinned and then kicked Yamazaki out.

"Ah, why is Yamazaki here?" Mitsuba asked with a smile.