Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 233: Leaping Over the Past Does Not Mean Forgetting the Past!

Chapter 233: Leaping Over the Past Does Not Mean Forgetting the Past!

"There are some in the express hotel. There is no need to prepare in advance." Kawaki continued.

"You're almost the same!" Shinpachi retorted, "What are you talking about? It is just a group date! How can you use that kind of thing!"

"No, no, no~" Kawaki stretched out a finger and shook it, "The one who can't figure out the situation is you! Shinpachi! Do you know how many boys get rid of their virginity on a group date?!"

"It's not the same thing at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "What kind of purpose do you have when coming to a group date?! I can't imagine it at all!"

...

At night, a houseboat called "Yamatoya" was on the sea.

The place for everyone would have a group date was set at the cabin of this ship.

"Thank you for choosing our Yamatoya houseboat today." On the side, a female attendant wearing a pink kimono was kneeling on the ground with a friendly smile on her face, "On our special course, you will be able to enjoy the night view in the sky. What do you think, everyone? Isn't it fun to hold a costume party in the sky?"

In front of the attendant was a long table. On both sides of the long table were the main characters of this group date, the men and women!

"No!" Gintoki looked at the female attendant and corrected her with a serious face, "It should be a group date!"

"If that's the case, then I wish everyone a happy time~" After saying that, the female attendant stood up, lowered her head, and slowly retreated. At the same time, everyone could feel that the boat was slowly rising into the air...

...

Although it was called a group date, nearly ten minutes had passed since the female attendant left. No one spoke in these ten minutes.

'What's going on? What a heavy atmosphere!' Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, 'Gin-san, why didn't anyone say anything? Why didn't anyone introduce themselves? Can you start with me?!'

'Don't make a thoughtless move!' The sweat on Gintoki's face slowly dripped down, 'It is indeed more natural for a man to take the initiative here! However...'

Gintoki looked at Shige Shige, who was frowning and puzzled, 'The Shogun is here! Take a look at the atmosphere! How can you speak first before the Shogun speaks?!'

'But Shogun has never seen such a scene before, right?' Shinpachi gritted his teeth, 'Even the Shogun doesn't know what to say, right? Someone should come and give the Shogun a sample, right? Or... let me come first!'

'Wait! Shinpachi!' Gintoki stared at with his red eyes, 'If you speak first, then you will be busy like a leader! All the activities of the group date will be handed over to you to organize!!'

Shinpachi did not care, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he was about to stand up.

'Don't tell me!' Gintoki suddenly thought of something, 'Do you want to be the leader on purpose to make some rules that can make the Shogun happy?!'

Shinpachi secretly laughed, 'Did you finally find out? Gin-san! The group date rules have already changed tonight! The top priority right now is to satisfy the Shogun! When you are still entangled in who speaks first. It is me; I was the first to see through all this!'

'Glasses! Shinpachi has become a black-bellied glasses character!' In Gintoki's heart, an uproar has already arisen, 'Now the new Shinpachi has fully grown into a black belly glasses that is common in other comics! Incredible!!'

"Then..." Shinpachi stood up with a refreshing smile on his face, but he was interrupted by Katsura just after saying one word.

"Wait, I have something to say..." Katsura raised his hand and said. Then he looked at his hand and continued, "I... Who in the world am I?"

'You should stop before you go too far! Zura!' Gintoki shouted in his heart. Then he looked at Shinpachi, who was standing awkwardly to the side, 'Hey! What should we do in this situation? And that was not even the beginning of a group date! It can't even be considered a self-introduction!'

'It's me who is embarrassed!' Shinpachi covered his face and slowly sat down, 'Do you know the feeling of being stopped when you just wanted to speak?!'

"I have no memory since just now," Katsura held his forehead and muttered, "Why am I here? What is this place? What am I doing here? I can't remember at all..."

At the side, Elizabeth raised his wooden board and said: [Just now, a horse kicked you. Maybe it was at that time...]

"I see." Katsura looked at the wooden board and muttered, "I only remember that I'm doing a rap. What is this? This white creature."

"Actually, me too," Kondo crossed his arms and frowned, "All I can remember is cutting the sleeves of my leather jacket. Who am I? It seems that I vaguely remember that I am someone who protects the peace of the Earth."

"The two of you," Shige Shige sat in the middle of Katsura and Kondo. He smiled and patted their shoulders, "What does it matter? So what if we don't remember? Or maybe the heavens arranged for us to forget the past. Isn't this our new beginning?"

'Have you forgotten too?!!' Gintoki and Shinpachi were both in bad shape

"That makes sense." Katsura chuckled and then sighed slightly, "Perhaps Lord God couldn't bear to see us continue to live muddle-headedly, so he gave us a new life."

'Can someone come up and hit this person on the head!' Gintoki shouted in his heart.

"That makes sense." At this time, Kondo also crossed his arms and snorted, and then his eyes gradually softened. He sighed slightly and said, "Speaking of which, we are really fated. The three of us lost our memories together. Why don't the three of us form a group and debut together?"

"Not a bad idea," Katsura praised, "A combination that debuted for the peace of Earth? It sounds really good."

"Then, let's work hard together." Shige Shige smiled and extended his hand.

Seeing this, Kondo and Katsura also smiled and put their hands on it.

'Who can throw these three people down for me!!' Looking at Shige Shige and the other two who were talking and laughing, Gintoki was about to collapse, 'How did things develop to this point? Can someone give me a little explanation!!'

"Hey, you guys." Kawaki suddenly spoke to the trio who had lost their memories.

'You can do it! Kawaki!' Gintoki shouted for Kawaki in his heart, 'You are the only one who can stop the situation from worsening!'

"Forgetting the past without permission is not just a happy thing." Kawaki cupped his hands and criticized with a serious face, "I won't agree with someone who can't even accept his past! Leaping over the past does not mean forgetting the past! You bastards!"

'Who's going to stuff his head into the floor!' Gintoki roared in his heart.

At the side, Tsukuyo looked at Gintoki with a puzzled expression. Then, she suddenly reacted. Without thinking, she stood up and expressionlessly stuffed Kawaki's head into the floor.

'She really stuffed it!!' Gintoki covered his face, 'What is this stupid woman thinking!!'

"Miss Tsukuyo, what are you doing?" Otae covered her mouth in surprise.

Tsukuyo pointed at Gintoki and said, "Because, just now, he seemed to be saying something like, "Who's going to stuff his head into the floor."

"Really?" Otae was puzzled, "But I didn't seem to hear anything just now."

"No, I did hear it," Tsukuyo replied.

"Gin-san, these people are really not easy to deal with..." Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and said.

"Ah, I know that too." Gintoki covered his face with his hand, his face showing that he had nothing to live for.

"What the hell are you doing!" Kawaki pulled his head out of the floor and shouted at Tsukuyo.

"I just completed someone else's request very well," Tsukuyo replied.

"Gintoki!" Kawaki gritted his teeth and looked at Gintoki.

"No!" Gintoki retorted, "I didn't say anything at all! Who knows what she is thinking!"

...

"Leaping over the past does not mean forgetting the past..." At this time, Shige Shige was still trying to figure out Kawaki's words. Then, Shige Shige raised his head and continued with a smile, "What you said makes sense, but we all forgot the past because of an accident..."

"Ah, don't worry." Kawaki crossed his arms and sat down again, "Don't worry about this at all! I will tell you everything about your past!"

Kawaki first looked at Kondo and said, "You are a gorilla. Your past memories are just being kept in a cage and eating bananas. It's not a big deal."

"Wait a minute!" Kondo instantly exploded, "What do you mean by just a gorilla? Do you think my past is just a gorilla being kept in a cage?!"

Everyone nodded expressionlessly.

"That's about it." As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Katsura again. Just as he was about to speak, he felt that he should consider Katsura's face. After thinking for a long time, he said, "You are engaged in demolition-related work."

"Really?!" Katsura said with a shocked face. Then he pinched his chin and murmured, "Demolition-related work? Does it mean that I work as a construction worker? I didn't expect that I was such a person in the past... "

Gintoki/ Shinpachi: It was completely wrong!

"As for you..." Kawaki looked at Shige Shige and slowly said, "It seems that you are playing a Shogun in the [Hot Pot Shogun] show, and when you talk, you always make jokes, always saying that you are a Shogun or something.."

"I see..." Shige Shige murmured, "I didn't expect my past to be like that..."

Gintoki: The last mistake was even more outrageous!

Shinpachi: I didn't expect Kawaki-san to think of the Shogun like this...

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Zenzou." Kawaki pointed at Zenzou, who was talking to a few ladies who looked special.

"Me?" Zenzou instantly reacted and glanced at the three people who had lost their memories, "Ah, that's about it. I don't have anything to add."