Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 248: Did You Suffer? (Ryugujo: 5)

Chapter 248: Did You Suffer? (Ryugujo: 5)

"Ah, how come nothing happened?" Kawaki propped up his chin and muttered, "It's so strange Master Roshi said momentum earlier, is it because the momentum is not enough?"

"Idiot!" Tsukuyo pointed at the waves that were about to hit and scolded, "Can you see what's the situation now?!"

"Ah, the situation doesn't seem to be too good..." Kawaki scratched his head and laughed.

"This is not doesn't seem to be too good!" Shinpachi roared, "We are going to die!"

"You are wrong!" Kawaki seriously criticized, "It should be said that the youth is finished!"

"It's all..." Before Shinpachi could finish, the waves had already drowned everyone...

...

"Uh... uh..." Shinpachi murmured and finally opened his eyes. Then, he slowly got up.

"I didn't die! That's great!" Looking at his hands, Shinpachi was pleasantly surprised. But when Shinpachi stood up and glanced at his surroundings, he could no longer smile.

"Could it be! Am I in trouble?!" Looking at the sea in front of him and the island behind him that was like a primeval forest, Shinpachi panicked a little.

...

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi kept shouting along the coastline, "Kawaki-san! Kagura-chan! Tsukuyo-san! Kamenashi-san! Is there anyone here?!..."

Shinpachi shouted for almost half an hour, but no one responded to him. At this time, Shinpachi finally realized something...

Shinpachi kept searching the small island. As he walked, he walked to a stone cave that looked like a natural cave. He looked up at the cave, and his eyes suddenly widened...

Looking at the human-shaped skeleton in the cave and the countless "" words written on the ground in front of the skeleton, Shinpachi finally had to believe the fact that he was in trouble.

...

'This is not Ryugu Palace at all...' Shinpachi hugged his legs and lowered his head in disappointment as he sat on the beach, 'There is no sumptuous food here, no beautiful dancer, nor the princess of Ryugu Palace...'

Thinking of this, Shinpachi raised his head and looked at the sea in front of him with tears streaming down his face. He shouted in a broken voice, "Why!! Why is my summer vacation like this?! Why is it my summer vacation like Robinson Crusoe?! Why is it a deserted island?!"

After shouting, Shinpachi knelt down and knocked heavily on the sand a few times with his fist. At the same time, he kept muttering, "Why?! What's the reason?! Is my remaining life... really going to be spent on a deserted island? I can't accept it! I really can't accept it!"

Then, Shinpachi's tears fell again...

"My wish...the wish to get rid of virginity, the wish to revive the dojo...all...all can't be fulfilled!!"

Thinking that he would be like Robinson, who was discovered decades later. The fear in his heart grew when he thought about the Shinpachi, who faced different things when he returned home in a few decades.

"No!" Shinpachi quickly slapped his face heavily, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and stood up, "Don't think that way, Shinpachi! You have to think about it in a positive way, Shinpachi! Gin-san and the others are definitely still alive! They will definitely come to save me for sure! Before that, I have to do my best to survive! "

After saying that, Shinpachi glanced at the wooden stick on the beach, then walked straight over and picked it up. Then, he drew a huge "SOS" on the ground.

After doing all this, Shinpachi put down the wooden stick and looked up at the sun in the distance. His eyes were determined, 'That's right! Now is the time to be positive! The world is a mirror that reflects your heart! Due to the distracting thoughts in your heart, the world you see will also be dyed in a color that matches it!'

'Why don't you enjoy the current situation, Shinpachi?! This is the deserted island! Such perfect solitude is hard to experience elsewhere!'

Thinking of this, Shinpachi's mood finally relaxed a lot. Then, without any explanation, he pulled off his beach pants and glasses, closed his eyes, and ran wantonly on the beach with a peaceful face.

'I feel relaxed all of a sudden...' As Shinpachi ran, he suddenly jumped up, opened his arms, and looked peaceful, 'Moreover, I finally discovered that what I took off was not my clothes, but the armor around my heart! In our daily life, before we know it, we all have donned a thick and heavy armor around our hearts in order not to hurt ourselves and to live better'

'What exactly are we afraid of?' Shinpachi did not stop, still running recklessly, 'Now that I've shed the armor that had me shackled, now that I'm honest towards everything. My heart has merged with the wind; my body has merged with Nature! Now, I can feel it! The trees, water, and the sun are all inside me! That's right; I am part of this world. This world is also part of me!'

Thinking of this, Shinpachi's eyes overflowed with tears of joy, and he shouted, "That's right! I'm not alone!"

However, from the corner of his eyes, Shinpachi saw the people standing at the side looking at him expressionlessly(Kawaki, who covered Kagura's eyes, while Gintoki, Tsukuyo, Kyubei, and Otae, covered their mouths in disbelief. The expressionless Toshiro and Sogo, as well as Hasegawa, who was trembling slightly, covering his mouth and trying to hold back his laughter.)

'I'm really not alone!!' Shinpachi silently stopped, then turned around and silently put on his beach shorts. Of course, he did not forget to put on his glasses.

"Ahahaha," Hasegawa finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing while clutching his stomach, "What the hell are you doing? I'm dying of laughter, hahaha..."

"You should be the last one to laugh, right?!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and cursed, "When I found you, you were about the same as Shinpachi, right?! No, it wasn't the same; it was exactly the same!"

Everyone sent a look of disdain at the same time.

"I just thought that I was the only one left..." Looking at everyone's teasing eyes, Hasegawa hurriedly explained, "That's why I held the idea of "I am the only one left on the earth". I just wanted to step on the accelerator and throw everything away!"

"Shin-chan, you..." Otae covered her mouth and wanted to say something, but she was stopped by Shinpachi, who was smiling.

"Sister, and everyone, it turns out you are all safe and sound." Shinpachi said with a smile and then patted his chest with a look of lingering fear, "I am really worried to death. If something happened to everyone..."

Everyone: Hey, this kid is going to turn over all those just now!

"But, you just..." Otae hesitated.

"What? What's wrong with me?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully. Then, he propped up his chin and muttered, "My memory just now seemed to be a little chaotic. I only remember that I started searching for you after I woke up. Then, I met you."

Everyone: This kid is really ready to fool the past!

"But..." Otae still wanted to say something but was interrupted by Kawaki.

"Don't say anymore, Miss Otae!" Kawaki shook his head, "We can just pretend that nothing happened just now! Shinpachi-kun has indeed reached the age where he would do strange things!"

"I see..." Otae murmured. Then she looked at Shinpachi again with a smile and said, "But it's really great. Everyone is safe and sound."

"You're right, hahaha..." Shinpachi scratched the back of his head and laughed. Then, he turned to look at Kawaki and whispered, "Thank you."

"It's okay," Kawaki chuckled, "You should know that at your age, Gintoki is even more violent than you. Every morning, you will be able to see a lot of crumpled things in the trashcan in Gintoki's room..."

Before Kawaki could finish his sentence, Gintoki covered his mouth.

"Shut up, you idiot!" Gintoki cursed in a low voice, his veins popping out, "You're talking about two completely different things!"

...

"So that's how it is. Everyone encountered a sea disaster on their way to Ryugu Palace. In the end, we all washed away onto this deserted island." Hasegawa hugged his hands and analyzed.

At this time, everyone gathered in a group, stood on the hot beach, and began to analyze the current situation.

"No!" Kawaki retorted, "It's not Ryugu Palace! It should be sending Master Roshi back to his small island!"

"Shut up!" Gintoki shouted, "You won't be happy if you don't cause trouble for the production team for a day!"

"Isn't it good that everyone is fine?" Otae said.

"What's so good about it? We have no ships to leave this place, as well as the means to contact the outside world for help; there are no houses or food." Gintoki shrugged helplessly, "What should we do?"

"But in this kind of place, no one will care if we kill Hijikata-san." Sogo stretched out his index finger and said seriously.

"Shut up for me!" Toshiro scolded, "You are the one who is more dangerous than the current situation!"

Ignoring Toshiro and Sogo, who was in the middle of a fight, Kyubei comforted, "With so many brains gathered, no matter if it is a deserted island or something, they will definitely be able to survive. The things we should think about right now are the way to leave this place and the way to survive until we leave."

"That's right," Gintoki nodded, then directly pointed at Kawaki and suggested, "Then, let's identify this guy as the captain before that. This guy is the toughest among us. If he is the captain, we will definitely survive."

"Don't joke around. Who wants to be that kind of thing?" Kawaki waved his hand and impatiently declined, "It's too troublesome."

"Can't you be a little more responsible?!" Gintoki scolded, "Aren't you the one who caused us to fall into this kind of situation?!"

"Do you want to blame me even for this kind of thing?!" Kawaki shouted, "If you want someone to blame, then blame the ink... woo woo..."