Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 272: A Woman's Heart Is Like Glass That Breaks With Just a Touch~

Chapter 272: A Woman's Heart Is Like Glass That Breaks With Just a Touch~

Yoshiwara, in Kawaki's room.

Kagura stood behind Kawaki and kept sobbing.

"Gin-chan said a lot of excessive things to me-aru." Kagura sobbed and said, "It's all my fault that Yorozuya's funds became tense. It's all my fault that we can't pay the rent. He also said that it's my fault that rats stole the food in the kitchen..."

In this regard, Kawaki, who was immersed in the game, had no reaction at all.

"Little uncle, did you hear what I said-aru?" Kagura continued, blowing her nose and, at the same time, wiping a large amount of snot in her hand on Kawaki's clothes.

"Ah, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it," Kawaki casually replied, his mind still completely immersed in the game in front of him.

"Gin-chan is really super excessive! He even complained that I only know how to make Tamago Gohan(literally "egg rice")." Kagura pouted, then sighed and complained, "I really don't even think about who raised him-aru."

"Little uncle, did you hear that?" Kagura looked at Kawaki again.

"Ah, I heard it, I heard it," Kawaki replied casually again.

"So, I want to stay with Little Uncle for the time being. When that idiot bows his head and admits his mistake, I will go back-aru!" Kagura murmured while gritting her teeth, "I believe that Gin-chan and the others will soon realize my importance-aru!"

"Did you hear that, Little Uncle?" Kagura looked at Kawaki again.

"Ah, yes, yes," Kawaki said casually, then turned to look at Kagura. He nodded and continued, "Speaking of which, when it comes to the final circle, I should bring two smoke bombs."

"You didn't hear me at all, did you?" As Kagura shouted, she kicked Kawaki's head into the computer monitor.

"What are you doing, Kagura-chan?" After pulling out his head, Kawaki pointed to his computer screen and complained, "This is very expensive. After it is broken, Tsukki might not buy it for me again."

"Which is more important, the game or your lovely niece's precious diamond-like girl's heart?!" Kagura shouted, "My maiden heart is also broken because of Gin-chan's words! You good-for-nothing otaku uncle!"

"Diamonds won't be broken with just a touch," Kawaki replied expressionlessly.

"What I mean is that my maiden heart is as precious as a diamond!" Kagura retorted.

"I see." Kawaki nodded with his hands crossed. Then he picked up a bottle of glue from the side and handed it to Kagura, "Then stick it. This is a super easy-to-use glue; no matter what, it sticks very firmly."

Looking at the expressionless Kagura, who was squinting her eyes, Kawaki suddenly thought of something, and a little pride appeared on his face, "Do you not believe me? Don't worry; this thing is super easy-to-use. In the past, I accidentally broke Gintoki's wooden sword. It was glued with this thing, and there was no crack at all! Until now, Gintoki still hasn't found it. "

Kagura kicked Kawaki's head into the floor with an expressionless face, and then cursed, "How can my young girl's heart be glued to this thing? Little uncle is an idiot! An absolute idiot!"

After cursing, Kagura might still feel angry. She picked up the broken computer monitor and smashed it on Kawaki.

...

At noon, lunchtime.

Hinowa smiled and looked at Kagura, holding a big wooden bowl and stuffing rice into her mouth like she had a grudge with the rice. Then she looked at Tsukuyo, who was chewing slowly, and said, "It seems that the budget for daily food should be increased a little."

"And my new gaming equipment." Kawaki, whose head was wrapped in thick bandages, raised his hand and said.

"Shut up, good-for-nothing otaku." Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki with disdain and said mercilessly.

...

After dinner, Kagura rubbed her bloated belly and burped.

"Looking at the way this child eats, she must have suffered a lot at Gin-san's place," Hinowa said with a distressed face, "After all, she is such a young girl, so she will inevitably be bullied by those men. "

Hearing this, Kawaki rolled his eyes. Bullying? Who bullied who? Kawaki did not believe that Kagura would be wronged.

"You are right." Kagura lay on the floor, "Gin-chan is really too much. Because I'm a girl, he would bully me like that. This time, I must stay here until he bows his head and admits his mistake to me-aru."

"Eh---- Is that so?" Kawaki deliberately dragged out his words.

"Women should never believe in men. This is the conclusion I came to after so many years in Yoshiwara." Hinowa said with a smile, "Especially a silver-haired naturally wavy hair and a good-for-nothing otaku."

"Wait a minute! Is this the kind of experience you have summed up in Yoshiwara over the years?!" Kawaki shouted. Then he stood up angrily and continued with indignation, "It's fine if the silver-haired naturally wavy hair is not reliable, but why add otaku?! Do you know the contribution of otaku has made to the gaming industry?! Without the support of otaku, those who work in the gaming industry would have lost their jobs a long time ago! We otaku also have a real contribution to society, okay?! Isn't it good to contribute a portion of your strength to this society?!"

"See? The otaku who don't know their own value are everywhere in this society," Hinowa pointed at Kawaki and looked at Kagura. She said bitterly, "So when you meet such a person in the future, you must keep your eyes open, Kagura-chan."

"I know!" Kagura nodded heavily.

...

In the afternoon, in Kawaki's room, Kawaki was bored to death as he lay on the floor, flipping through a Jump magazine. As for why he did not play games, it was because Tsukuyo did not agree with Kawaki's request to buy a new gaming equipment.

"Oh! The HUNTERHUNTER has started serialization again!" Kawaki turned over the page and exclaimed, and then sighed softly, "I just don't know how long it can last this time; maybe it won't be long before it announces the suspension of publication."

"Little uncle, it's so boring..." Kagura held the remote control in her hand and lay on her side in front of the TV as she looked at the TV show in boredom, "I wonder if Gin-chan and the others are regretting it now."

As she spoke, Kagura sat up and nodded with her hands crossed, "It can't be wrong! Gin-chan must be regretting it right now-aru! With such a cute girl missing from the family, Gin-chan must be in great pain! When this pain can not be suppressed, Gin-chan will come to me with two big bags of kelp, kneel in front of me and beg me to go back-aru!"

Looking at Kagura, who was sitting fantasizing, Kawaki was a little speechless. After a long time, Kawaki sighed softly and turned to look out the window. He murmured, "It's really boring without games on a rainy day~ Well, although I don't want to, let's go and have a look."

Then, Kawaki put down the Jump in his hand, stood up, picked up his umbrella, and walked to the door, "Kagura, I'll go out for a while. If you are bored, you can go to Tsukki and the others."

"Oh..."

...

In Snack Otose downstairs of Yorozuya, Shinpachi and Gintoki were... having a party.

Shinpachi held the microphone and sang with his life as if he were letting himself go.

Gintoki, on the other hand, seemed to have encountered some kind of happy event. He was drunk and lying on the bar counter, shouting for another cup.

Kawaki, who had just pushed open the door and saw this scene, closed the door again with an expressionless face.

"I knew it would be like this..." Kawaki held his forehead and muttered, "This is bad, no, it should be terrible. What should I do now? If Gintoki doesn't admit it, Kagura will definitely not go back. Then... I will be the one to suffer! The computer has been smashed, and the next one to be smashed is maybe me. What exactly is going on?! Who can tell me!!"

At this moment, Tama, holding an umbrella and carrying a shopping bag, who had just returned from buying groceries, stood behind Kawaki and tentatively said, "Ka... Kawaki-sama?"

"Ah, so it's Tama." Kawaki turned around and looked at the person.

"What's wrong? Kawaki-sama," Tama asked, "Why is the expression on your face so grave? Did something happen?"

"Ah, the situation has indeed reached its worst," Kawaki muttered as he held his forehead.

"I see." Tama nodded, "Is it because the woman you kept outside was discovered?"

"Where did you learn these words from? No, no," Kawaki complained expressionlessly, "But the situation is countless times more serious than this! My peaceful life may be gone forever!"

"Could it be that the countless women that Kawaki-sama kept outside all secretly gave birth to Kawaki-sama's children?" Tama asked again and nodded lightly, "That is indeed a very serious matter."

"Although it sounds very serious, it is not like that at all!" Kawaki shouted, "Where did you learn those words? Can you not learn those things?"

"Then what is it?" Tama said.

Kawaki scratched his hair in frustration, "Forget it. It's useless to tell you. It has nothing to do with you. In short, after you go in, beat up that silver-haired naturally wavy hair and that glasses in human skin. The kind that only after lying in bed for a month can they recover."

"Tama understands. Although I don't know why, if it's Kawaki-sama's request, Tama will work hard." As she spoke, Tama opened the door and walked in. She bowed down at Kawaki and closed the door again.

A few seconds later...

The drunken Gintoki asked, "What are you doing? Tama? Why did you raise the table?"

Shinpachi, "Miss Tama? What's wrong?"

Following that, Kawaki heard the prolonged scream of a certain silver-haired naturally wavy hair and the cracking sound of certain glasses from Snack Otose...

"I feel much better for some reason~," Kawaki muttered.