Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 283: The Meeting Etiquette Had to Be Remembered Since Young

Chapter 283: The Meeting Etiquette Had to Be Remembered Since Young

One afternoon.

Kawaki expressionlessly looked up at the door sign of the Kamakko club in front of him, then turned to look at the Yorozuya trio behind him, who were also expressionless.

"Well, can I choose not to go in?" After a long silence, Kawaki raised his hand and asked with an expressionless face.

"No!" Shinpachi shook his head. Then he stretched out his index finger, shook it, and said earnestly, "Didn't we agree on the way here? For the trouble caused by Kawaki-san last time, you should apologize well this time. Didn't you perform well in front of Hedoro-san? Just like before, just apologize to Mademoiselle Saigo."

(For the trouble caused here, see Chapter 237 for details.

"No, no, no, no. That one who looks similar to a Demon King is at least a living creature. But the creatures here, I can't accept it physically, so I refuse!" Kawaki folded his arms and replied righteously.

"Kawaki-san, can you be a little more responsible?" Shinpachi frowned and complained, "Because of you, the Kamakko club has been closed for three months."

"No matter what you say, I refuse!" Kawaki rejected him with a serious face. Then, he spat disdainfully and said, "And I don't need to apologize at all! I was the first to be scared by their appearance! I just acted due to the dual pressure of body and spirit! So there's no need to apologize."

"No, no matter what, I must take you in to apologize!" Shinpachi took a step forward and pulled the corner of Kawaki's clothes. However, although he used all his strength, Kawaki stood without moving.

Shinpachi gritted his teeth and said word by word, "I have already promised Miss Tsukuyo today that I will settle all the trouble that Kawaki-san causes. This is a very important task. You should cooperate with us a little... Kagura-chan... help me!"

"Oh!" After responding, Kagura ran, then jumped up and kicked Shinpachi in the face.

After this attack, Shinpachi was directly kicked into the door of the Kamakko club.

"What are you doing, Kagura-chan?!" Shinpachi got up and shouted, "Why did you kick my face?! Why did you kick the wrong target?!"

"Sorry," Kagura raised her hand and explained, "I was not sure! But seeing that face, a hateful feeling arose in me-aru! So I couldn't help but kick it-aru!"

"Do you hate me so much?!" Shinpachi shouted,

"What does it mean you feel hateful when you see this face? ! Is it my face's fault? ! is it? ! "

Kagura ignored Shinpachi and just whistled with her hands on her back.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Shinpachi shouted.

At this moment, a strong male voice sounded from behind them.

"What are you guys doing here?" Saigo Tokumori, owner of the Kamakko club and one of the 4 Devas of Kabukicho, stood behind Shinpachi and looked at the people in front of him with his arms crossed.

"This voice..." Kawaki was shocked at first, then directly turned around and vomited while leaning against the wall. _(` )_ Blergh...

"Just hearing the sound..." Gintoki said expressionlessly.

"So smelly!" Kagura pinched her nose and said, "I can't take it anymore-aru. When I smell this stench, I also can't stand it..."

Then, Kagura also turned around and vomited while leaning against the wall.

"You two are extremely rude! Why are you vomiting at someone else's shop? It stinks!" Shinpachi shouted. However, just as he finished speaking, his expression changed. Then, he turned around and directly vomited while using Saigo as support...

"There's no difference between the few of you! It's not polite to do such a thing in front of someone else's shop!" Gintoki shouted, but just as he finished speaking, Gintoki also turned around and supported himself against the wall, "It should be like this when you vomit, _(` )_ Blergh... "

"You are no different from them, are you?" The veins on Saigo popped out as he cursed.

"No, if you listen carefully, you can still hear it. When I vomit, I cover up the sound of my vomiting. BGM is completely different!" Gintoki wiped his saliva and raised his head to explain.

"There is no difference at all! Even if the BGM is changed, it would still be vomiting!" Saigo scolded.

"No, it is my planet. The way the two parties greeted each other after meeting is this-aru." Kagura wiped the saliva from her mouth and raised her head to explain.

"Who would believe it!" Saigo shouted, but just as he finished speaking, Saigo noticed Kawaki, who was still vomiting at the side, "Wait a minute... Isn't this Kawako?! Long time no see, Kawako~."

Hearing this, the speed of vomiting increased by several times...

...

In the Kamakko club, in front of a small wine table, Kawaki, whose face was very bad, was lying on the table and rubbing his stomach, "Ah, it's much better. I feel like I vomited everything I could..."

There were two ladyboys with heavy makeup sitting next to Kawaki, namely Vaneko with yellow swirling hair, and Wakame with short green hair. However, it was worth mentioning that their beards had not been shaved clean...

Sitting opposite Kawaki were the Yorozuya trio and Saigo. At this time, Saigo was listening to Shinpachi's explanation, and he kept nodding along the way.

"So Kawako usually looks like this. It's so cute~" Vaneko covered his mouth and pretended to be surprised.

"Yes, yes, yes. I have already fallen in love with Kawako~" Wakame echoed.

"Sorry, I still feel a little nauseous..." Kawaki raised his hand weakly and said. Then, he turned his head around and vomited again. _(` )_ Blergh...

"Kawako is really impatient, so he vomited it out~," Vaneko said with a shy expression.

"Shut up!" Kawaki turned around and cursed, "What kind of terrible words are those!"

"Ara ara, he's in a hurry. When a man is anxious in front of a woman, it means he cares about that woman." Vaneko leaned close to Wakame's ear and whispered.

"Shut up!" Kawaki could not bear it any longer, "Do you believe that I will make you disappear from Kabukicho forever, bastard?"

Here it comes again," Wakame leaned close to Vaneko's ear and whispered, "Men usually speak ill of each other in front of their beloved women."

"Huh? Really?" Vaneko covered his mouth in surprise.

"It's true," Replied Wakame.

"Can you guys shave off the stubble on your faces before you speak? It's so disgusting! I have goosebumps all over my body!" Kawaki shouted loudly.

"Ah~So you care so much about me~," Vaneko said with a red face.

"I'm really going to kill you!!"

...

"So that's how it is." Saigo folded his hands and nodded to show his understanding. Then, he looked straight at Kawaki, who was sitting opposite him.

Kawaki curled his lips in disdain and said unhappily, "Ah, I'm sorry about what happened last time. I'll get Hyakka to send you compensation or something."

"No need, no need," Saigo said with a smile, "It's my first time being treated so gently."

"Gentle?" Shinpachi complained, "Being beaten to the point of lying in bed for three months and not being able to move is called being gentle?"

"There are all sorts of ways for a man to be gentle," Saigo explained with a gentle expression, "Perhaps that is the way Kawako expressed his gentleness."

"Hey, I might as well let you lie in bed for the rest of your life. No, it's better to send you straight to heaven." Kawaki said with a smile while veins popped out.

"Heaven..." Saigo covered his mouth and looked at Kawaki in surprise. With a red face, he said, "Are... are you going to send me to heaven?!"

"Hey, can I kill him? Can I?!" The veins on Kawaki's face were twitching.

"Calm down, Kawaki-san," Shinpachi hurriedly pulled Kawaki, who was about to get up, and said, "Today, You're here to apologize, not to cause trouble. You should control your temper a little."

"Tsk." Kawaki snorted in disdain before sitting down again and turning his head away, "I've said everything I need to say. Can we go now?"

"You're right. Then, Mademoiselle Saigo, we will..." Shinpachi looked at Saigo with a smile, but before speaking, he was interrupted by Katsura, who had arrived at some unknown time... No, it was Zura.

"So that's how it is." Sitting beside Kawaki in a blue kimono with heavy makeup, Katsura folded his hands and nodded. Then he looked at Saigo, sitting opposite him, and directly knelt down and lowered his head, "I'm really sorry! This guy has always been like this! I sincerely apologize to you on his behalf! "

"Wait a minute!" Kawaki finally reacted and grabbed Katsura's collar, "Why do you apologize for me? And why do you use an Okaasan tone? No, no, why are you here, Zura!"

"It's not Zura; it's Katsura." Katsura corrected him and then explained to himself, "In order to let the people in this country who are still in dire straits live a happy life as soon as possible, I am now working with Mademoiselle Saigo to earn money for Jouishishi. At the same time, I wonder if the readers will feel uncomfortable because they haven't seen me for a period of time. It may even be possible that some readers have some mental disorder because they haven't seen me for so long, and maybe they get mouth ulcers!"

"So it's just to rub an appearance!" Kawaki shouted. At the same time, he put Katsura down. He then sighed softly and continued, "Speaking of which, didn't I already let you go on stage this week? Why are you still so dissatisfied? No matter how much you complain about that question, I can't do anything about it."

"No, I heard that this month is Katsura Strengthening Month," Katsura said with a serious face.