Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 301: No Matter Who It Was, There Are Times When Everyone Absolutely Does Not Want to Lose!

Chapter 301: No Matter Who It Was, There Are Times When Everyone Absolutely Does Not Want to Lose!

Yoshiwara.

In the morning, a good-for-nothing otaku, who played games all night, was lying on the futon in gray pajamas, sleeping soundly.

However, a young girl's shout came along with the shattering sound of Kawaki's door.

"Stupid little uncle, wake up-aru!" Kagura kicked the door open.

However, this was completely useless to Kawaki who was sleeping soundly. He even changed to a more comfortable sleeping position, holding the quilt with a serene face.

"Good-for-nothing little uncle, get up!" Kagura pulled open the bedroom door and shouted at the same time with her hands on her waist.

However, there was still no reaction from Kawaki.

"I said get up!" At the same time as Kagura roared, she ran straight to Kawaki and kicked him out of the window.

"AH!!!!" Kawaki's scream came from outside the window.

A woman with a scar on her face who had just arrived at Kawaki's room and was about to wake him up saw the broken door and Kawaki's scream that had just been heard. She frowned slightly.

After a pause, Tsukuyo stepped into the room and slowly walked to Kawaki's bedroom. However, after opening the door, she found that the room with a wide-open window was empty. Kawaki's clothes were still hanging on the hanger, and the quilt on the tatami was missing.

Seeing this, Tsukuyo walked to the window and looked down slightly. He saw that Kagura was constantly stepping on Kawaki, who was still sleeping soundly, wrapped in a quilt.

"Tsukki," Kagura looked up and waved her hand, "Today, I will borrow this stupid little uncle."

"Okay," Tsukuyo responded softly and nodded slightly. Then, she slowly turned around, picked up the clothes on the hanger and the umbrella on the side, and threw them out towards the window. After doing all this, she turned around and left. Unlike a good-for-nothing otaku, she still had a lot of work to do.

Downstairs, Kagura stuffed all the clothes and umbrellas on the ground into the quilt. Then, she directly picked up Kawaki who was still sleeping. Then, she turned around and walked away. But for some reason, Kagura today had a kind of energy that she had never had before. However, Kawaki, who was sleeping soundly, could not notice it...

...

Feeling the strange or familiar feeling on his face, Kawaki opened his eyes and cursed, "What are you doing?! Tsu..."

However, when he saw the person who was trampling on him, Kawaki paused and asked expressionlessly, "Hey, why is it you? Kagura-chan."

"Phew~ You finally woke up-aru." Kagura wiped the sweat from her forehead and then pretended to be full of energy again, "Get up! Stupid little uncle!"

Looking at the slightly strange ceiling above his head, it took Kawaki a second to understand where he was now. It was no longer his bedroom. This was Yorozuya.

After about two seconds of thinking, Kawaki closed his eyes again. After a while, the snoring rang again.

"Don't go back to sleep!" Kagura kicked Kawaki out of Yorozuya's window with the quilt.

"AHHH!!"

...

Yorozuya.

Kawaki put on his clothes and borrowed Yorozuya's sink to wash up a little. Then he lay down on Yorozuya's sofa and began to lie down. However, unlike Kawaki, Kagura was full of energy. Even when cooking in the kitchen, she hummed and shook her head.

"Kagura-chan, where are Gintoki and Shinpachi?" Kawaki asked a little bored.

"Commission-aru!"

"Ah, so it's like that..." Kawaki lazily replied as he lay on the sofa. However, Kawaki immediately thought of something, "No way! Then why don't you go? Isn't Yorozuya the three of you?"

"Because of commission-aru!" Kagura walked out with the rice cooker and a basket of raw eggs and placed them on the table.

"What do you mean?" Kawaki sat up and narrowed his eyes.

"Because there is another commission-aru! I personally accepted it!" Kagura had one hand on her waist and the other hand on her chest, her face full of pride.

After being speechless for a while, Kawaki shifted his gaze away. He reached out and placed a bowl of rice in front of him. At the same time, he picked up an egg and propped up his chin with one hand. He said bitterly, "I can only bear with it today, let's eat eggs, I hope I won't have diarrhea..."

"Hey! Did little uncle listen to me-aru?!" Kagura was a little dissatisfied. She slapped the table heavily and then pointed at herself and said word by word, "I said, I, took, over, a, commission, by, myself!"

"Yes, Yes, I heard it, I heard it," Kawaki waved his hand and casually made a fool of himself. Then, he raised the egg into the light and frowned as he asked softly, "Um, is there really no problem with this egg? It's not expired, right? Speaking of which, do you really have fresh eggs in your home? If you eat non-fresh, sterile eggs, you will have diarrhea..."

Ignoring Kawaki's nagging, Kagura raised her fist and expressionlessly beat Kawaki up to the ceiling.

...

Kawaki sat on the sofa with a bloody nose and a swollen face. He looked expressionlessly at the girl who had turned her anger into appetite and was eating rice. After a long time, he sighed and said, "I know, I know. I'm sorry, Kagura-chan."

"Hmph!"

"That's really amazing." Kawaki feigned an exaggerated expression and said, "It's really amazing to accept a commission by myself~ I definitely can't do it, no, no one can do it, right? It's amazing, Kagura-chan has surpassed us without knowing it~ "

After saying that, Kawaki even deliberately let out a long sigh.

"Well, just so-so," Kagura replied with a grunt, but the pride on her face that couldn't be hidden expressed the joy in Kagura's heart.

'Kids are really easy to coax...' Kawaki thought to himself.

"Well, although I'm asking this question knowingly, little uncle also has a question he wants to ask Kagura-chan." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

Kagura raised her head and wiped the rice at the corner of her mouth. She looked at Kawaki with a puzzled expression.

Kawaki smiled and raised his index finger. He smiled and asked, "Then, why did you drag me here from my room? Just to let me praise you?"

"No." Kagura shook her head.

Hearing this, the expression on Kawaki's face suddenly changed. He shouted, "Then why did you do that?! I was so sleepy because I played games all night yesterday! Why did you have to drag me out?! Hey!"

"Because..." Kagura put down her chopsticks and began to twist them, but then her expression changed. She crossed her hands and snorted, frowning and complaining, "That glasses is really annoying recently... He said that he completed a commission alone and something like that. What is he so proud of? He is just glasses! Tsk!"

(Er... Readers who don't understand can go back to Chapter 282.)

"Hey, you didn't get to the main point at all, right?" Kawaki commented expressionlessly.

"In short, I want to complete the commission alone-aru!" Kagura stood up and clenched her fists, "That's why I accepted a commission myself! And I told Gin-chan that I wanted to complete it by myself!"

"Ah, so that's how it is," Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at the energetic girl in front of him with a blank expression on his face, "So, why did you drag me out?"

Kagura did not answer and continued to stand there enthusiastically.

"Don't ignore me!" Kawaki roared, "Explain it to me properly! Why did you drag me out?! If you want to complete the task alone, go alone! Why did you drag irrelevant people into the water?!"

"Let's work hard together, Little Uncle!"

"Oh, please take care of me," Kawaki replied subconsciously, but in the next moment... "What the hell! Wasn't it you who said to complete the commission alone?! Why did we have to work together?! Where did that work together come from?! In the end, didn't you still need help from others?!"

Kagura remained silent, still looking straight at Kawaki with a pair of eyes that were burning with flames.

"Sigh, I give up." Kawaki held his forehead, "Just this once. Also, next month, your pocket money will be reduced..."

Without waiting for Kawaki to finish speaking, Kagura was the first to cheer, "Yeah! That's great! Also, after completing the mission this time, keep it a secret from Gin-chan and the other Little Uncle! I will definitely make them think that I completed it alone!"

"Listen to me completely! Why is there such a request? Are you a primary school student!" Kawaki raised his head and shouted.

But at this moment, Yorozuya's doorbell rang.

Ding dong, ding dong.

"It's here!" Kagura rushed to the entrance in an instant.

...

Kawaki sat on the sofa and looked expressionlessly at the old man sitting on the sofa opposite him who was about to bend into a boomerang. He was Kagura's client, the 50-year-old Old man Kitagawa.

Kagura walked over with a cup of tea and placed it in front of Old man Kitagawa. Then, she sat down beside Kawaki. Unlike Kawaki, Kagura had a serious expression on her face.

"In other words, there has been a crack in your marriage with your wife recently, right?" Kagura was the first to speak. She stared at Old man Kitagawa with a burning gaze.

"Yes... yes." Old man Kitagawa picked up the teacup with trembling hands, took a sip of tea, and put it back.

"Is it such a serious matter?" Kagura crossed her arms and nodded, "That's really distressing. Speaking of which, what exactly happened between you and your wife? Is it an affair? Is your wife cheating on you?!"

Just as Kagura finished speaking, Kawaki punched her in the head.

"It hurts!"

"Are you an idiot How could you cheat at this age!" Kawaki scolded in a low voice, "It's almost turned into a boomerang!"

As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Old man Kitagawa who was facing him. After coughing twice, he smiled and asked, "That, this child is not sensible. Don't mind him. Old man Kitagawa, right? Then what is going on? What exactly happened between you and your wife? In addition, it might be a little presumptuous. Can I ask your's and your wife's age?"