Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 371: An Actor Who Can’t Improvise Will Never Be a Helicopter Pilot!

Chapter 371: An Actor Who Can’t Improvise Will Never Be a Helicopter Pilot!

"The two of them didn't listen at all." Gintoki pointed at the two people and looked at Kawaki, "They are completely immersed in their own battle."

"Gintoki, it's useless for you to do this. Didn't V-shaped bangs say that there was an otaku in his body?" Kawaki gently curled the corners of his mouth and reveal a refreshing smile, "So you have to use the topic that otaku is interested in. Leave it to me..."

As he spoke, Kawaki moved. He unhurriedly came to the side of Shinpachi and Toshiro. He gently patted Toshiro's shoulder and revealed a friendly smile. He said, "Well, the last episode of the Attack on Titan..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, Toshiro's entire person instantly widened his eyes and stood rooted to the ground...

An hour later...

Only then did Toshiro slowly come back to his senses. However, at this time, Toshiro discovered that he was sitting on Yorozuya's sofa. In front of him were Kawaki, Gintoki, and the others who were all twitching and had speechless expressions on their faces.

Moreover, for some reason, Toshiro suddenly felt that his mouth was a little dry as if he was in a similar state after lecturing his team members for an hour.

"I didn't expect you to have so many thoughts about the Attack on Titan last episode..." Kawaki's face was full of black lines, and his mouth twitched as he complained.

"You are really long-winded... You actually talked for more than an hour..." Shinpachi was also speechless.

"You bastard..." Toshiro had already reacted and instantly got up, gritted his teeth, and grabbed Kawaki by the collar, "I haven't even gotten even with you for what happened last time. This time, you actually came to tease me!"

"What happened last time? What is it?" Kawaki tilted his head and revealed a natural dumbfounded expression. He asked doubtfully, "Do you mean the time when I suggested that Sogo-kun add laxatives to your mayonnaise?"

"So you were the one who came up with the idea that time! Bastard!" The veins on Toshiro's face burst out, and he suppressed the anger in his heart. He gritted his teeth and scolded word by word, "There is also the matter of the previous movie, I have never forgotten it!"

"But as the producer and one of the main actors, Sogo-kun agreed," Kawaki showed a trace of distress and replied, "Moreover, Sogo-kun and I only took half of the box office share. Didn't we leave the rest for you?"

"I've never gotten that kind of money!" Toshiro retorted, "And do you think I would want that kind of money?!"

"Sogo-kun and I knew you would say that."

Kawaki showed a look of rejoicing, then gave a thumbs up and winked his eyes, "So I distributed all your shares to Yoshiwara's girls who no longer accept guests or can't receive guests. Don't worry."

"F*ck you!"

"Huh? Do you still want it in the end?" Kawaki was puzzled, but then he waved his hand, "That's impossible. The Shinsengumi Deputy Chief I know is not the kind of person who will take that kind of money. He should definitely dismiss it! "

"That's not the point at all, is it?!"

"... It's only fifty million. It's definitely not worth mentioning." Kawaki nodded, "I understand you. How can that amount of money move Shinsengumi Deputy Chief?"

"You... you... you said... how much?!" Toshiro's tongue suddenly snapped. His eyes widened as he looked at Kawaki in disbelief.

At the same time, Yorozuya's trio, along with Takaya, also looked at Kawaki in surprise.

"Didn't Sogo-kun tell you?" Kawaki asked suspiciously, "Because it was only released for a short period of time before it was banned from the cinema by the main actor and all the team members of Shinsengumi. So in the end, the amount of money earned was only one hundred million."

"One... one... one hundred million?!" Gintoki was in a bad mood.

"Ah, yes, but my share and V-shaped bangs' share has been distributed to Yoshiwara's girls," Kawaki replied, "There is only a little left and I spent it all on games."

"Stupid little uncle!" Kagura instantly exploded and kicked Kawaki away. Then, she rushed forward and rode on Kawaki, punching Kawaki's face one after another.

"Why did you give it all out?!" Kagura rolled her eyes and scolded, "I almost became a rich family child! Bastard Little Uncle!"

"Because those girls have a very difficult life because they have no income," Kawaki replied.

"Can it be as difficult as our family?" Gintoki also joined the battlefield, "Before you care about those girls, show some care to your old friends and your niece who is still struggling for food and drink!"

"You two calm down!" Shinpachi walked over to stop the furious Gintoki and Kagura. Then, he turned around and pointed at Toshiro, who was still standing in the same place without any reaction, "The one with the most complicated feelings right now should be Hijikata-san. Originally, He would not have to worry about mayonnaise for the rest of his life. As a result..."

"Well, I just remembered that I still have something to do. I'll go first~ I will cheer you on on the scene on the day of the competition!" As he spoke, Kawaki slipped away immediately...

Just as Kawaki fled from Yorozuya, he suddenly heard the angry roar of Toshiro breaking through the sky...

"BASTARD!!!!!!"

...

The day of the competition arrived.

The temporary venue was already crowded by the OTAKUs who arrived early. The current atmosphere has been fired to an unbelievable level by the more than 5,000 OTAKUs present.

Several helicopters in charge of the broadcasting were hovering above the venue. The buzzing sound of the propeller did not affect the high atmosphere of the scene at all. Finally, under the cheers of the crowd, Otsuu boarded the stage.

"Everybody!" Otsuu, who was wearing a pink kimono with patterns printed on it, shouted excitedly with a microphone, "Do you like Otsuu?"

"We love you!" 5000 +

"You love me lots?"

"We love you lots and lots!!!" 5000 +

"You love me lots and lots and lots?"

"We love you lots and lots and lots and lots!" 5000 +

...

"That, Gin-san, that host... seems a little familiar..." Below the stage, Shinpachi, who was wearing Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards' team uniform, looked at Gintoki who was also wearing the same fan club uniform, "That... is Kawaki-san, right? If I'm not wrong, it must be Kawaki-san, right? What's going on? What's going on? Didn't he say that he would come and cheer us on?"

"Calm down, Shinpachi," Gintoki cupped his hands and said, "If he is the host, we can definitely win the championship more easily."

"That's not what I want to say..." Shinpachi shook his head, then looked at Kawaki who was standing on the stage wearing a suit with a smile on his face, "What I want to say is, what did he do to the original host? Did he strip him after he knocked him out and then enter the stage in place of the host? Is it like that?"

"It doesn't matter," Gintoki waved his hand and replied, "This time, let him directly announce our victory, saving a lot of effort."

On the stage...

Just as Otsuu asked the audience countless times, [You love me lots and lots and lots and lots...] Kawaki, who was standing at the side, finally couldn't help but ask.

"Can you be a little quieter? How many times have you done it?" Kawaki looked at Otsuu impatiently through the microphone and complained, "Are you an insecure housewife? Do you feel uneasy if you don't hear your other half's answer? What's with the lots and lots and lots and lots... what's with that? You're so long-winded, little girl!"

"Eh?" Otsuu instantly stopped and turned to look at Kawaki in surprise, "Ka-Kawaki-san?"

"And you guys," Kawaki turned around and looked at the group of OTAKUs below the stage. After taking a deep breath, he shouted, "It's so noisy! Bastards! Are you primary school students participating in a school trip for the first time? Are you so excited that you want your [Beep] to come out?!"

"What did you say?! Bastard!" The audience instantly became angry and threw all the things they could throw at Kawaki.

However, Kawaki had a casual expression on his face. He simply dodged a few things that were thrown at him that would hit him.

"Well, actually, I wanted to say it from the beginning," Kawaki sighed softly and said again, "I like this kind of thing, I don't say it with my mouth, OTAKUs. Most of us are adults, don't you think it's childish to play with this kind of thing?"

"Then what do you think we should do?" The audience retorted.

"Anyway, today's Otsuu future chrysanthemum guardian battle is now starting." Kawaki waved his hand and frowned impatiently.

"Well, Kawaki-san, it is not the future chrysanthemum guardian battle. It is the Terakado Tsuu's Official Fan Club Decisive Match(Pianist Battle)." Otsuu blushed and reminded him awkwardly.

"It doesn't matter!" Kawaki replied, "Anyway, it's all about protecting and liking! It's also the official responsibility to protect the idol's chrysanthemum! Don't you think so?!"

"Yes!" x5,000+

"Wait, let me read the script." Kawaki reached into his bosom, took out the original host's script, and began to read one sentence at a time, "Otsuu-chan... How about this number? Five thousand fans gathered here for you. Wow~ Amazing~ Everybody! Thank you(Suicide Dive), and then..."

Before Kawaki could finish, he was interrupted by Otsuu.

"That, that was my line just now, Kawaki-san." Otsuu tugged at the corner of Kawaki's clothes and reminded him in a low voice, "Wow~ this was the beginning of my line."

"This kind of thing doesn't matter!" As he said that, Kawaki threw away the script and continued with some disdain, "An actor who only knows how to follow the script will never be able to fly a helicopter!"

Otsuu, "..."

"Well, since everyone is here, let's start directly." Kawaki nodded, and then with a serious face, he extended his index finger and said, "Because there are five thousand people, today we choose the method of chaotic warfare. We will throw all of you on an isolated island. There are the materials you need to survive there. I will give you a week to use the firearms you collected to fight for the only victor! The team that lived to the end would be qualified to protect Otsuu-chan's chrysanthemum! Do you understand?!"

"Understand your head!" Gintoki rushed onto the stage and kicked Kawaki away. He then cursed angrily, "Where did this chicken-eating game come from?!"