Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 419: The Human Body is Like a Little Universe!

Chapter 419: The Human Body is Like a Little Universe!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 419 The Human Body is Like a Little Universe!

"It's all your fault!" Tsukuyo turned around and grabbed Kawaki by the collar, "This kingdom is going to be destroyed before it is attacked by the virus army!"

"Don't worry. Although that person's brain is hopeless, he definitely won't be defeated so quickly when it comes to marching and fighting." Kawaki comforted, "Runaway Kotaro has never been an undeserved reputation, Tsukki! In short, with the help of Zura, it is absolutely impossible to completely rule this world!" No matter what era comes, Jouishishi, will never completely disappear! Trust him!"

With that said, Kawaki turned around and walked toward the hotel, "So, I'll go to the hotel to recover my strength first. Tsukki, you go do your thing. It will be more efficient if the three of us act separately."

"Don't worry your head!" Tsukuyo grabbed Kawaki by the collar, "Things are getting worse, aren't they?"

At this moment, Katsura also walked to the small podium. He looked at the people in Mario and Luigi's clothes with serious faces.

"People of the past! From now on, the tragic fate of the past will no longer exist! Pick up the sword with me and change the world! There is no relationship between us, we are just like-minded people who want to liberate everyone!"

As he spoke, Katsura took out a blueprint from his pocket and said, "Right now, the most important thing is to change the entire kingdom according to this blueprint! Note that the sewer pipes must be green! This is a must! Then the rest of the people will follow me to the nearby towns to make the so-called truth public! From now on, you are neither a white blood cell nor a virus! You are Mario and Luigi!"

"Yes! Katsura-san!" xn

Everyone cried out.

"Isn't it good?" Kawaki turned his head and looked at Tsukuyo. He spread out his hands and said indifferently, "Relying on that idiot, he will turn all the viruses into Mario and Luigi sooner or later. This can also be considered as saving Tama in another sense."

As he spoke, Kawaki crossed his arms over his chest with one hand and pinched his chin with the other, "But I didn't expect Zura to be so enthusiastic. I just lied to him that the people here are all the brainwashed Mario and Luigi clones. I didn't expect him to believe it so easily..."

"Isn't it all your fault in the end?!" Tsukuyo cursed.

At this moment, Tama's voice came from behind them.

[Kawaki-sama, Tsukuyo-sama. ]

Kawaki and Tsukuyo turned their heads when they heard the voice. They saw the pixelated Tama standing behind them. However, what was strange was that half of Tama's body was like a pixelated Mario body, and the other half was Tama's pixelated body.

"Tama? Why are you here?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "Isn't this your body? Speaking of which, what's with that form of yours? Why is it half-half?"

[I apologize for taking so long. I created an offshoot from a sector in my system that is not infected yet. I shall provide you with support.]

[And about this body, Tama can't understand it. It seems that another brand-new type of virus has appeared in my body. By the way, the body outside has also become like this.]

[The problem has become more and more difficult. Not only "Tapir", but even new viruses that have never been seen before that may be even more troublesome than "Tapir" have also appeared. Have you two discovered anything?]

Hearing this, Kawaki and Tsukuyo looked at Katsura and the group of "Mario" and "Luigi" with cold sweat on their faces.

'Has that guy... been identified as a brand-new type of virus by the system?' Kawaki and Tsukuyo thought at the same time.

'It's all because of you. Things have become even more troublesome! Bastard!' Tsukuyo glared fiercely at Kawaki

'I didn't know that things would end up like this! I didn't expect that idiot to be able to do this!' Kawaki spread out his hands with an innocent look on his face, 'I also want to know why that idiot was identified as a new virus! Although that person's head had long been poisoned by a virus known as an idiot, I didn't expect him to be identified as a virus in such a place!'

"Tama, look over there." Tsukuyo pointed in Katsura's direction, "That should be the brand-new virus that you mentioned."

Tama replied, [That's really a terrible situation. It's really bad now, Kawaki-sama, Tsukuyo-sama. As an anti-virus program that originally existed in my body as a system security defense, the white blood cells are now infected by the "Mario Virus". If all of them were infected, the system cannot be repaired.]

"Well, maybe the situation is not that bad?" Kawaki pulled the corners of his mouth awkwardly, and then he revealed a somewhat forced smile, "As long as Zura stops, those guys will also change into white bodysuits, right?"

Tama replied, [It won't do. From their current level of infection, it can only be completely destroyed. And according to the data I just analyzed, this virus can't be completely eliminated. There will always be a portion left even after completely destroying it.]

'Oh no, Tsukki.' Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo with cold sweat all over his head. He signaled with his eyes, 'This time, it has completely become Jouishishi I just said that. I didn't expect it to really become Jouishishi. These white blood cells have become the Jouishishi that will exist no matter which era!'

'You have to take responsibility for your own mistakes!' Tsukuyo replied with her eyes.

Tama continued to explain, [Originally, according to the settings of my system, their cognitive programs would identify you as the heroes who came to save the world, and they would do their best to help you. However, after being infected by the "New Mario Virus", their cognitive programs have been changed and become completely independent. They belong to neither white blood cells nor "Tapirs".]

"Is the White Blood King alright?" Tsukuyo suddenly thought of something and quickly asked, "We still have a message to give to the king. If even the White Blood King is infected with the "New Mario Virus", it will definitely be even worse, right? Should we go to the castle now to check the state of the White Blood King?"

[Tsukuyo-sama, the White Blood King is not in the castle.] Tama replied, [It's in the hotel behind you. I thought you had already met. After all, the White Blood King has not left the hotel for a long time.]

"Look! Tsukki!" Kawaki raised his face and said proudly, "I knew my intuition would not be wrong! The White Blood King must be in the hotel!"

"When did you say that..." Tsukuyo retorted mercilessly, "You just wanted to go to the hotel to play games, right?"

"No, that was what I thought from the beginning. From the beginning, I knew that the White Blood King was in the hotel." Kawaki crossed his arms and snorted.

"Who would believe it!"

As soon as Tsukuyo finished speaking, there was suddenly a series of footsteps coming closer and closer from the hotel. It could be heard that this person's footsteps were neither fast nor slow, always very regular.

"Could that be..." Tsukuyo hurriedly looked in the direction of the hotel entrance.

Tama replied, [That's right, that is the strongest defense program that has eliminated countless viruses and protected my body until now. The real White Blood King! ]

Just as Tama finished speaking, the figure of the White Blood King finally appeared in front of everyone. However, when they saw the White Blood King, their expressions froze.

"It's so noisy." The White Blood King, wearing a white hero suit and carrying a sword like a hero in cosplay Dragon Quest III, scratched his hair and said somewhat irritably, "It's not easy to meet a good opponent, but it's noisy outside. It's really annoying."

Looking at this White Blood King whose pupils, voice, and face were exactly the same as Kawaki's, Tsukuyo only came back to her senses after a long time.

"King's order! When walking on the street, anyone who makes a noise greater than ten decibels will be fed by me to the virus!" The White Blood King shouted at the crowd gathered over there, "Did you hear it clearly?!"

"Stop joking! We are no longer controlled by anyone!" An uncle wearing Mario's clothing retorted.

"That's right, we are neither white blood cells nor viruses! We are Mario and Luigi!" A crowd of red and green people who couldn't tell who was who echoed loudly.

"Eh? Is that so?" As he spoke, the White Blood King stretched out his hand and pulled out the sword on his back. He gently curled the corners of his mouth and revealed a harmonious smile. He then said, "Then, you mean that you are no longer my citizens from now on, right? So I can do anything to you, right?"

As he spoke, the White Blood King did not hesitate in the slightest as he waved his sword at the group of originally the white blood cells. A dazzling purple sword slash quickly rushed toward those people.

However, Katsura raised his toothpick and blocked it in front of the group of originally white blood cells.

"What are you doing, Kawaki?!" Katsura gritted his teeth and struggled to hold on.

"So there are still helpers. No wonder." The White Blood King chuckled. Then, he narrowed his eyes slightly and swung his sword even more forcefully.

The purple sword slash that was ten times stronger than before once again rushed toward Katsura. This time, Katsura was unable to block it...

...

"Ah, it's a rare moment of activity~"

The White Blood King sheathed his sword back into the sheath on his back. At the same time, he yawned, completely ignoring the group of originally white blood cells that had completely disappeared without a trace and Katsura who was lying on the ground covered in wounds and unconscious.

Seeing that Tama's half-pixelated Mario form had returned to normal pixelated form after this attack, Kawaki and Tsukuyo's faces were full of black lines. At the same time, the entire half of their faces began to twitch unconsciously...