Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 427: Evil Cycle

Chapter 427: Evil Cycle

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 427 Evil Cycle

[Good morning, everyone in Edo! The specific cause of the phenomenon known as the Evil Cycle that is currently occurring throughout Edo has been identified.]

The host, who has a burly figure and shiny slicked-back hair, was constantly explaining to the camera.

[Yesterday, the Great Demon King Suzuki Iruma of the Demon Planet far away from the Earth, visited the Akihabara area.]

[Due to the influence of the magic power unique to the Demon Planet that the Great Demon King Suzuki Iruma accidentally revealed in Akihabara, everyone who visited Akihabara yesterday showed more or less demonic characteristics and entered the evil cycle unique to demons.]

[The evil cycle is a stage that every demon living on the Demon Planet will experience. It refers to the stress cycle in which the demon's pressure and violent thoughts increase. Once the earth people absorb the magic power, they will more or less reveal the characteristics of a demon and enter the evil cycle.]

[The duration of the evil cycle depends on the amount of magic accidentally absorbed, and the average time is from one day to a week. The person who enters the evil cycle will change his temperament drastically and become completely like another person, but despite this, that person is still the person you are familiar with! Not anyone else!]

[Finally, don't worry. They will return to normal as soon as the evil cycle ends. The Great Demon King Suzuki Iruma has expressed his sincere apology to the Bakufu and left Earth this morning.]

[Since the magic element cannot be analyzed and there is no human-to-human transmission, there is no vaccine or specific medicine! We can only wait for these people who have absorbed the magic power to consume all the magic power on their own!]

[Finally, a reminder. If there is anyone around you who is so serious that he has grown a demon's tail, please contact the Shinsengumi immediately! Growing a tail means that the whole person has moved closer to a purebred ancient demon! This kind of person's evil cycle cannot be resolved on his own at present! Isolation! Must be enforced!]

[Moreover, the tail must not be pulled off without permission! If it is pulled out by hand, that person may fall into an extremely dangerous situation! They may never recover! Please pay close attention to those around you who were under the evil cycle!]

[One final reminder: If they have any wish during their evil cycle, please try to satisfy them. If their wish is fulfilled, the evil cycle may end early!]

"That... Sister Tsukuyo," Seita twitched the corner of his eyes and asked with a black face, "Yesterday... Did Brother Kawaki go out?"

"I think he went out for a while," Tsukuyo lowered her head and replied expressionlessly, "I think he went out to buy a game or something."

"Ah, so it's like that..." Seita stood up expressionlessly and turned to walk slowly towards the door, "I... I'm going to school. I'll leave Brother Kawaki to you guys."

"Eh..."

...

Tsukuyo, who was standing at the door of Kawaki's room, lowered her head and expressionlessly listened to the constant laughter of the Hyakka sisters coming from inside.

"Kawaki-sarma is H~"

"Today's Kawaki-sama is even more attractive than the previous Kawaki-sama! Just by being looked at, I... Ah~! I like it so much~~~"

"Do you mean that I have no charm in the past?"

"No, no, no! It's just that today's Kawaki-sama is even more charming!"

"Kawaki-sama, what is that behind you? Can you touch it?"

"Yes, what is that thing? It's so strange, I don't think I've seen it before."

"Idiot! There's no need to ask this kind of question! That must be a surprise that Kawaki-sama specially prepared for us! It's a demon's tail! It's definitely that kind! "

"Ah! It's actually like that! Kawaki-sama, I want to sign a contract with you! The kind of contract that offers the soul to you!"

"Ugly Person, step aside! I'm the one who wants to sign a contract with Kawaki-sama!"

"All of you, move to the side! Only a half-baked guy needs that kind of thing! I swore long ago that my soul and body will belong to Kawaki-sama for the rest of my life!"

...

Listening to the endless chatter coming from inside the room,

After taking a deep breath, Tsukuyo forcefully opened the door and loudly reprimanded, "It's time for work! All of you, go patrol!"

"Leader..." The group of Hyakka sisters all looked in the direction of the door.

"Oh my, is little kitten so impatient for the remaining rewards?" Lying on his side on the sofa, Kawaki, who was leaning against the chest of a Hyakka sister, turned his head and glanced at Tsukuyo.

"Who is a kitten?" Tsukuyo clenched her fists, her face red as she scolded, Who else would want that kind of...this and that reward? "

"I didn't say that kind of reward~" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo with a teasing smile. Then, he continued with a puzzled expression, "Could it be that you want that kind of [this and that] reward? Do you want that kind of reward in your heart? You... are a bad kitten~"

'Why does a good-for-nothing otaku have such a side? It really makes people angry!' Tsukuyo clenched her fists and gnashed her teeth.

"It's a little cold." Kawaki glanced at his own body and said in distress.

"Kawaki-sama, the bedding has been laid out!" A Hyakka sister said in an instant, "I'm also ready!"

"That's not necessary," Kawaki waved his hand and then looked at Tsukuyo at the door with interest. He stretched out his index finger and hooked it, "Hey, little kitten-chan?"

"You..." Tsukuyo instantly covered her chest and blushed as she asked incoherently, "What... what do you want to do?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Kawaki snorted and then stared at Tsukuyo's curvaceous body and licked his lips, "Of course..."

Before Kawaki could finish, Tsukuyo retorted loudly with a red face, "I will never do that kind of thing with you! Don't be delusional!"

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo with a strange look, "What are you looking forward to? I just want you to buy me Yakisoba bread."

"Bastard!" Realizing that she had been played, Tsukuyo gritted her teeth and looked at Kawaki with hatred.

"Hurry up, I want to eat Yakisoba bread from the convenience store in ten minutes." Kawaki waved his hand and said casually.

Although Tsukuyo really wanted to get angry, she thought about the last sentence the TV host said, [If they have any wish during their evil cycle, please try to satisfy them. If their wish is fulfilled, the evil cycle may end early!] Tsukuyo forced down the anger in her heart, turned around, and walked out of the door.

...

Ten minutes later, Tsukuyo returned to the door of Kawaki's room with a convenience store bag. After tidying up her facial expression, Tsukuyo pushed the door open and walked in.

"The Yakisoba bread you want." Tsukuyo came in front of Kawaki, who was surrounded by a group of Hyakka sisters. She reached out and handed the bag to Kawaki.

"Ten, not one second less. It's really amazing." When Kawaki took the bag, he glanced sideways at the clock on the wall and praised.

"Alright, eat quickly." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki and reminded him faintly. Then, she added silently in her mind, 'Hurry up and finish it. Hurry up and return to your original state, bastard!'

After a chuckle, Kawaki took out the bread in the bag, tore open the packaging, and ate it with relish. While eating, he said vaguely, "Speaking of which, I just heard something very interesting."

"What?" Tsukuyo answered casually.

"Ah, yes," Kawaki looked up at Tsukuyo's face and slowly said, "As long as your wish is fulfilled, the evil cycle will disappear..."

'This guy!' Tsukuyo suddenly reacted and looked at Kawaki in disbelief, 'Did he understand his current situation?!'

"Do you... want to know my true wish?" Kawaki asked with interest.

"What is it?" Tsukuyo asked after swallowing a mouthful of water.

"High-grade Chinese wine, five minutes, go."

"You bastard!" Tsukuyo could no longer keep her cool and instantly took out several kunai from her bosom.

"Think about it carefully. If you make a move, this man may never come back." Kawaki pointed to his head, "Of course, if that's what you hope from the bottom of your heart, it doesn't matter to me. After all, there is no difference between the two of us. Whether it is the memory, the name, or even the soul, we are exactly the same. The difference between us is just that I am the other side of him. An unknown side that has been magnified dozens of times."

"I... I understand..."

After lowering her head and remaining silent for a long time, Tsukuyo finally took back the kunai. After saying that, she turned around and walked toward the door.

"Is this man really that important to her?" Looking at Tsukuyo's back, Kawaki pinched his chin and muttered to himself.

"Kawaki-sama, is it time to change to someone?" One of the Hyakka sisters pointed at the two Hyakka sisters who were massaging Kawaki's shoulders.

"What's wrong? Can't you wait?" Kawaki smirked and pointed to his head, "I happen to need a knee pillow, do you want to try it?"

"Ah~~~~!!"

...

In the evening, Tsukuyo, who had run errands for Kawaki for the whole day, was panting as she leaned against a small alley in Yoshiwara's street. She was also holding the game that Kawaki had just asked her to buy.

For the whole day, Tsukuyo had run dozens of times. Basically, as long as Kawaki suggested it, whether it was food, drinks, or games, Tsukuyo would personally run errands.

Now, Tsukuyo felt that her legs were almost out of control. She just wanted to catch a breath and send the game to Kawaki.

"Big brother, it's that woman, the woman who cut off one of my arms last time!" Suddenly, a male voice came out above Tsukuyo's head.

Hearing the voice, Tsukuyo looked up and saw that the roofs on both sides of her head were full of fierce men holding samurai swords. The leader was a burly bald man with a scar on his face. The man beside him was a shifty-eyed man who lacked an arm. Tsukuyo recognized him at a glance.

That man was the man making trouble in Yoshiwara and was dealt with by Tsukuyo a long time ago.

"Today, big brother will avenge you!" The bald man in the lead stared at Tsukuyo fiercely, "Today is really a lucky day. It seems that this woman has no strength at all. Everyone, follow me!"

"You should all know the consequences of making trouble in Yoshiwara, right?" Tsukuyo stood up calmly and took out several kunai from her bosom, "No, you know. Since you have already made up your mind, I will not hold back!"

"You only know how to talk big. Everyone, follow me!"

After the bald man shouted, he led a few dozen people and rushed toward Tsukuyo.